Ya'll ready to smash some fruit??

dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Well, Black Gallagher doesn't go out like some punk bitch with a mallet!

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Watched this yesterday for the first time in years and I'm still laughing my ass off. :lol::lol:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    So awesome. I myself rewatched all the old episodes last week. I was in college when this show was in its heyday.

    That leprechaun's on acid!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    So awesome. I myself rewatched all the old episodes last week. I was in college when this show was in its heyday.

    That leprechaun's on acid!

    "I've got warrants!!" :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The WacArnold's is great too.

    "Oh, and the rib sandwich is coming back next week. Guess who ain't gettin' one!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Punks, Tricks, Trick-ass marks, Mark-ass tricks, skip skap scalawags
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    The Racial Draft in a close second.

    however, The infamous Black White Supremicist is always going to be a quotable classic.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Love Contract...

    "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone..."

    "I know you won't, or I'll sue your ass. KOBE!"

    :lol::clap:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    The Racial Draft in a close second.

    however, The infamous Black White Supremicist is always going to be a quotable classic.
    I'd go PHB, WacArnolds, and Mad Real World top 3
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    The Racial Draft in a close second.

    however, The infamous Black White Supremicist is always going to be a quotable classic.
    I'd go PHB, WacArnolds, and Mad Real World top 3
    I forgot about Mad Real World.

    So many good ones. Negrodamus kills me everytime.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.
    It was funny the first few times, but there are better ones for sure.

    "Why? Cause fuck 'em, that's why!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.
    Good call. Yeah sorry, the whole system's down actually.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Negrodamus kills me everytime.
    I prefer the Paul Mooney at the movies one over Negrodamus.

    The Last Samuri starring Tom Cruise?!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    Ice T: And the nominees are....Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty: Clap for me Bitch! hahahaha :lol:
    The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself - EV

  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    dps79 wrote:
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    Ice T: And the nominees are....Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty: Clap for me Bitch! hahahaha :lol:
    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's moms dish.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dps79 wrote:
    Best sketch ever: The Player Haters Ball

    Ice T: And the nominees are....Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty: Clap for me Bitch! hahahaha :lol:
    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's moms dish.

    :lol:

    Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the special olympics man!!!!
    The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself - EV

  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,425
    I always thought his presidential campaign commercials were pretty hilarious.

    "Fake Canadian citizenship cards for everybody" was his solution to healthcare.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This has always been as hilarious to me as it has been creepy:

    DaveChappele.jpg

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • KravenKraven Posts: 829
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.

    This. I love this one, definitely one of my favorite skits on the show.
    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... le=popcopy

    Why treat the customer this way? Why? 'Cause fuck em, that's why
    32 shows and counting...
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kraven wrote:
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.

    This. I love this one, definitely one of my favorite skits on the show.
    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... le=popcopy

    Why treat the customer this way? Why? 'Cause fuck em, that's why
    I'm confused... Baba, did you mean that it's a sleeper as in it bores the hell out of you?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,988
    Lemme holla at cha. LEMME HOLLA AT CHA!

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    HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
  • KravenKraven Posts: 829
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Kraven wrote:
    The kinkos skit is a sleeper.

    This. I love this one, definitely one of my favorite skits on the show.
    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... le=popcopy

    Why treat the customer this way? Why? 'Cause fuck em, that's why
    I'm confused... Baba, did you mean that it's a sleeper as in it bores the hell out of you?

    I took it as "sleeper hit", under the radar, not as well known, etc
    32 shows and counting...
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kraven wrote:
    I took it as "sleeper hit", under the radar, not as well known, etc
    Interesting. I've never heard that term.

    Thanks for clearing it up. :oops:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • ya gotta love the one with him and john mayer talking about how "white people love guitar, blacks like drums, and latinos love drums, electirc piano, with spanish jibberish on top of that".

    "YO MAN......SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!!"
    -quote from the Harlem Barber shop

    the world series of dice is a classic....


    also, the "annual photo flip competition" where they hate on the people in pics...

    on rosie o'donnell "that is a man i would not want to fight.....she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em...

    on the osbournes- "papa don't preach...well i gotta song for you too b@tch....it's called 'daughter don't sing"...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • in a related note....

    Comedian Gallagher collapses during Minn. show

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_people_gallagher

    ROCHESTER, Minn. – Comedian Gallagher is hospitalized in Minnesota after collapsing during a performance.

    Todd Powers, owner of Whiskey Bone's Roadhouse in Rochester, said the 64-year-old Gallagher collapsed in the middle of a show there Thursday night.

    Gallagher's manager, Craig Marquardo, says the comedian is in stable condition and will be hospitalized overnight. He says he doesn't yet know what caused Gallagher to collapse.

    A witness, Chris Blade, told the Rochester Post-Bulletin that Gallagher had complained of pain in his left arm and shortness of breath earlier in the evening. Blade said Gallagher was responsive when emergency crews were taking him out of the club.

    Gallagher, whose real name is Leo Anthony Gallagher, is best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    "is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF THIS APARTMENT?!?!?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQyr8VjQyg
    :lol::lol: FAZE 2
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    You better wrap that shit up..
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