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Anybody need a job? Charlie Sheen is hiring.

Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Charlie Sheen is "winning" on Twitter. So much in fact, that he's accepting applications for a social media intern to work for "Team Sheen."

Last week, the celebrity set the Guinness World Record for "Fastest Time to Reach 1 Million Followers" in 25 hours and 17 minutes and currently has more than 2 million Twitter followers. Monday afternoon, he tweeted: " I'm looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here - http://bit.ly/dJsTRF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad"

Intern applications are being directed through Internships.com through Friday, March 11. Candidates for the first round of submissions are being asked to use 75 characters to describe why they should be on "Team Sheen" learning how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood's most trending celebrity.

The eight-week paid summer internship will begin on a date that is mutually agreed upon by "Team Sheen" and the winning candidate.

For more information, please visit www.Internships.com and click on the "TeamSheen Seeks Social Media Intern" button.
 
I applied. Lol. That would be cool. I don't think my wife would let me be around the goddesses. Lol
I'll be back
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I just applied. My personal statement in 75 characters or less:

    I drink tiger blood for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbzZG_JxYY


    :lol:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbzZG_JxYY


    :lol:

    gotta love foreshadowing. :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Chadwick should apply for this gig.
    81 is now off the air

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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    81 wrote:
    Chadwick should apply for this gig.

    good thinking. He would do well with world domination. (was the banning permanent?)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Chadwick should apply for this gig.

    good thinking. He would do well with world domination. (was the banning permanent?)


    i believe he is back friday
    81 is now off the air

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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    81 wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Chadwick should apply for this gig.

    good thinking. He would do well with world domination. (was the banning permanent?)


    i believe he is back friday

    I miss him. I believe there is a vendetta out there. I think we should ban together with Team Chadwick avatars.

    Or Chadwick for Charlie's Intern.
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I wonder how much it pays? 30-50 G's?
    I'll be back
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    I wonder how much it pays? 30-50 G's?

    I wonder if you live in the mansion? Seems like a gig where you would need to be available 24/7.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Or Chadwick for Charlie's Intern.
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    81 is now off the air

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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,853
    Best-case scenario for this job: You bang the "goddess" that Charlie doesn't feel like banging that night.

    Worst-case scenario for this job: You're the one who has to kill the tiger.
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Best-case scenario for this job: You bang the "goddess" that Charlie doesn't feel like banging that night.

    Worst-case scenario for this job: You're the one who has to kill the tiger.
    winning!


    and

    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I just applied. My personal statement in 75 characters or less:

    I drink tiger blood for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
    winning!
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    It's On.

    I deserve this job Charlie. What makes me a good dad? What doesn't?!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Best-case scenario for this job: You bang the "goddess" that Charlie doesn't feel like banging that night.

    Worst-case scenario for this job: You're the one who has to kill the tiger.

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Made it through Round 1! (I'm sure everyone else did too)

    Just submitted my application for round two. My qualifications- I used to run a drug treatment program while moonlighting as a bartender. And my winning personality and smile. :lol:
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    LMFAO!!! I made it to round 2 also. Thats great.
    I'll be back
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Made it through Round 1! (I'm sure everyone else did too)

    Just submitted my application for round two. My qualifications- I used to run a drug treatment program while moonlighting as a bartender. And my winning personality and smile. :lol:

    if you're the 'WINNING-er' you'll have to fly me down there to visit...write it off as an epense...'tiger whisperer visit'
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    LMFAO!!! I made it to round 2 also. Thats great.

    So we're in competition now? I hope I don't have to fight you in a ring while wearing claws and chain smoking marlboro reds or something like that.


    [quote="RKCNDYif you're the 'WINNING-er' you'll have to fly me down there to visit...write it off as an epense...'tiger whisperer visit'[/quote]

    Didn't realize you were a tiger whisperer. The corporate jet is coming for you. I am manifesting this job.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Didn't realize you were a tiger whisperer. The corporate jet is coming for you. I am manifesting this job.

    Tiger/cat whisprer...when it all comes down to it..tigers are just big pu.....(well ya know!)

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmNyFlli5TbGyba1aFuWQLR2TEF0BguUY5DyvEU6WKYpYVHy4_&t=1
    got my attire!
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RKCNDY wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Didn't realize you were a tiger whisperer. The corporate jet is coming for you. I am manifesting this job.

    Tiger/cat whisprer...when it all comes down to it..tigers are just big pu.....(well ya know!)

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmNyFlli5TbGyba1aFuWQLR2TEF0BguUY5DyvEU6WKYpYVHy4_&t=1
    got my attire!

    You are making me spend entirely too much money on pop culture attire. This shirt will go great under my new LR tour jacket. Hello!
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Bring it on! I fight dirty.. And naked.
    I'll be back
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Bring it on! I fight dirty.. And naked.

    In the immortal words of P. Diddy from his smash hit Come with Me (yes, the Kashmir cover):

    I want to fight you
    I'll fucking bite you

    BRING IT. 8-)

    ...That's called WINNING.

    Have you seen his funny or die cooking show?
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    I live about a mile away from Charlie (we see news trucks outside the entrance to his "gated community" anytime something goes down (besides his goddesses, of course!)

    I may not be a porn star, but damn it, I will get to work on time every day!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I live about a mile away from Charlie (we see news trucks outside the entrance to his "gated community" anytime something goes down (besides his goddesses, of course!)

    I may not be a porn star, but damn it, I will get to work on time every day!

    When I get the job- if I don't get a spot in the mansion- can I rent your garage? It would be great to walk or bike to work.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I live about a mile away from Charlie (we see news trucks outside the entrance to his "gated community" anytime something goes down (besides his goddesses, of course!)

    I may not be a porn star, but damn it, I will get to work on time every day!

    When I get the job- if I don't get a spot in the mansion- can I rent your garage? It would be great to walk or bike to work.

    You should consider using the Congressman as a reference. And maybe understudy.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I live about a mile away from Charlie (we see news trucks outside the entrance to his "gated community" anytime something goes down (besides his goddesses, of course!)

    I may not be a porn star, but damn it, I will get to work on time every day!

    When I get the job- if I don't get a spot in the mansion- can I rent your garage? It would be great to walk or bike to work.

    You should consider using the Congressman as a reference. And maybe understudy.

    I think you just got me the job.
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I live about a mile away from Charlie (we see news trucks outside the entrance to his "gated community" anytime something goes down (besides his goddesses, of course!)

    I may not be a porn star, but damn it, I will get to work on time every day!

    When I get the job- if I don't get a spot in the mansion- can I rent your garage? It would be great to walk or bike to work.

    Well, I think he'd prefer someone who already lives in the patch.....Sorry! :)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I got my rejection letter. Maybe they don't like that part of my job is in drug treatment.

    "Hi! Thank you for completing Round 2 of the application process to be the social media intern for TeamSheen. We received many great applications and thank you for your submission.

    Unfortunately, you were not selected for the next round; however, please be aware that Internships.com has many internship opportunities for which you can apply, including several thousand in social media."

    His loss. :lol:
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I got my rejection letter. Maybe they don't like that part of my job is in drug treatment.

    "Hi! Thank you for completing Round 2 of the application process to be the social media intern for TeamSheen. We received many great applications and thank you for your submission.

    Unfortunately, you were not selected for the next round; however, please be aware that Internships.com has many internship opportunities for which you can apply, including several thousand in social media."

    His loss. :lol:

    does that mean you don't want to rent our garage?
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I got my rejection letter. Maybe they don't like that part of my job is in drug treatment.

    "Hi! Thank you for completing Round 2 of the application process to be the social media intern for TeamSheen. We received many great applications and thank you for your submission.

    Unfortunately, you were not selected for the next round; however, please be aware that Internships.com has many internship opportunities for which you can apply, including several thousand in social media."

    His loss. :lol:

    does that mean you don't want to rent our garage?

    :lol: not necessarily. i haven't given up on the stalker gig yet.
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    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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