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Foul language will not be tolerated >:(

arqarq Posts: 8,012
edited February 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
We can do it!!!

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"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
Neil deGrasse Tyson

Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    this job sucks-I love a challenge
    thats funny
    >>>>
    >
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    fuck that
  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    norm wrote:
    fuck that

    13.So you weren't happy with it?
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    arq wrote:
    norm wrote:
    fuck that

    13.So you weren't happy with it?

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • gfnk001gfnk001 Posts: 652
    So as a teacher I shouldn't say "Get your head out of your ass, and do your fucking work"? I should say, "Please rethink your course of action and at your convience complete your assignment." Although the word assignment has ASS built in...so I'm fucked anyway.
    living in the present tense.

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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    gfnk001 wrote:
    So as a teacher I shouldn't say "Get your head out of your ass, and do your fucking work"? I should say, "Please rethink your course of action and at your convience complete your assignment." Although the word assignment has ASS built in...so I'm fucked anyway.

    The important thing is that you know you're fucked :ugeek:
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    That's interesting... ;)
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I like your little smilie face guy you made there :D
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i thought it was new forum guidelines
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    81 wrote:
    i thought it was new forum guidelines

    10.I'll try to schedule that :geek:
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    I think someone needs to re-do this list with cartoons. The left column could be the thought bubbles while the right column is what the polite employee actually says with a straight face.
    :mrgreen:
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  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    arq wrote:
    We can do it!!!

    sxCOW.jpg

    Arq, where did you get this? This exact same sheet of paper was hung in the horrible fucking restaurant I used to work at when I was an undergrad. Frankly, I found it insulting to my intelligence they would post something like that for their employees to see, so I drew a giant dick on it. I think my point was well made.
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    Big Drop wrote:
    Arq, where did you get this? This exact same sheet of paper was hung in the horrible fucking restaurant I used to work at when I was an undergrad. Frankly, I found it insulting to my intelligence they would post something like that for their employees to see, so I drew a giant dick on it. I think my point was well made.

    Someone else posted it on reddit and I stole it :?
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    arq wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    Arq, where did you get this? This exact same sheet of paper was hung in the horrible fucking restaurant I used to work at when I was an undergrad. Frankly, I found it insulting to my intelligence they would post something like that for their employees to see, so I drew a giant dick on it. I think my point was well made.

    Someone else posted it on reddit and I stole it :?

    "All Great Artists Steal" Leonardo Something
  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    arq wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    Arq, where did you get this? This exact same sheet of paper was hung in the horrible fucking restaurant I used to work at when I was an undergrad. Frankly, I found it insulting to my intelligence they would post something like that for their employees to see, so I drew a giant dick on it. I think my point was well made.

    Someone else posted it on reddit and I stole it :?

    "All Great Artists Steal" Leonardo Something

    Well, I know the assholes that ran the restaurant I used to work at don't have an extensive enough vocabulary to comprehend some of the words on the "instead, try:" side, so I know they stole it from someone else. Just seeing it again though gave me deja-vu in the worst kind of way. I think the correct term is the jeeblies. :sick:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Reminds me of a former boss... sincerely trying to make things better. Told us all that when we are given "constructive" criticism, we should say, "Thank you for that gift."

    I actually used the line once, but I think it's intended effect was somewhat lessened by my facial expression, which clearly indicated that I would like to place that gift in a specific orifice in the speaker's body.
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Im not sure this can be implemented :|
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  • guitar59guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    Reminds me of writing report card comments... occasionaly, what I want to say about a student is completely inappropriate, so I use big words and kinder terms to try to get the point across. ;)
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    guitar59 wrote:
    Reminds me of writing report card comments... occasionaly, what I want to say about a student is completely inappropriate, so I use big words and kinder terms to try to get the point across. ;)
    were you my teacher? was it you that sent me to the principal's office everyday? i have always had a foul mouth. remember me?

    guitar59.. yes chadwick
    chadwick.. i don't understand this (expletive deleted)ing question
    guitar59.. chadwick to the office... now, again, some more. go.
    chadwick.. (expletive deleted)
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  • guitar59guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    chadwick wrote:
    guitar59 wrote:
    Reminds me of writing report card comments... occasionaly, what I want to say about a student is completely inappropriate, so I use big words and kinder terms to try to get the point across. ;)
    were you my teacher? was it you that sent me to the principal's office everyday? i have always had a foul mouth. remember me?

    guitar59.. yes chadwick
    chadwick.. i don't understand this (expletive deleted)ing question
    guitar59.. chadwick to the office... now, again, some more. go.
    chadwick.. (expletive deleted)

    I probably would not have sent you to the principal's office. I would have figured you were trying to get out of class to avoid work.

    Your report card comment...

    I am pleased that Chadwick feels comfortable seeking assistance when he does not understand concepts covered in class. Chadwick has a large and varied vocabulary, altough some of his word choices are frowned upon in standard communication practices. I would encourage him to explore other options and choices with adjectives, especially when he is addressing adults, and not his peers. It is my hope that Chadwick can compete with the school swim team this term, so he does not feel the need to supplement his physical education with frequent trips to visit the office. Keep up the good work, it is a pleasure to teach such a spirited student.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2011
    guitar59 wrote:
    I probably would not have sent you to the principal's office. I would have figured you were trying to get out of class to avoid work.

    Your report card comment...

    I am pleased that Chadwick feels comfortable seeking assistance when he does not understand concepts covered in class. Chadwick has a large and varied vocabulary, altough some of his word choices are frowned upon in standard communication practices. I would encourage him to explore other options and choices with adjectives, especially when he is addressing adults, and not his peers. It is my hope that Chadwick can compete with the school swim team this term, so he does not feel the need to supplement his physical education with frequent trips to visit the office. Keep up the good work, it is a pleasure to teach such a spirited student.
    love the report card letter.
    wasn't trying to get out of work. school was torture.
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    guitar59 wrote:
    I probably would not have sent you to the principal's office. I would have figured you were trying to get out of class to avoid work.

    Your report card comment...

    I am pleased that Chadwick feels comfortable seeking assistance when he does not understand concepts covered in class. Chadwick has a large and varied vocabulary, altough some of his word choices are frowned upon in standard communication practices. I would encourage him to explore other options and choices with adjectives, especially when he is addressing adults, and not his peers. It is my hope that Chadwick can compete with the school swim team this term, so he does not feel the need to supplement his physical education with frequent trips to visit the office. Keep up the good work, it is a pleasure to teach such a spirited student.
    love the report card letter.


    that's fuckin awesome :lol:
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    number 9. "Im not sure this can be implemented."

    Yes. Because we all go around saying that instead of "this shit wont work"
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