Dumb Thing(s) You Did Today

Black Diamond

When throwing my IPad and Headphones on Passenger Side of car. Not realizing that the head phone chord was detached and the plug was out the door and scraping the pavement... Drove 10 miles to bus... The plug was still there, but scraped down considerably...

Plugged in to listen to San Diego 09 and all I can hear is Matt and Stone :evil: :roll:

Cool Face Ryan

Black Diamond wrote:

When throwing my IPad and Headphones on Passenger Side of car. Not realizing that the head phone chord was detached and the plug was out the door and scraping the pavement... Drove 10 miles to bus... The plug was still there, but scraped down considerably...

Plugged in to listen to San Diego 09 and all I can hear is Matt and Stone :evil: :roll:

bumped into a parked car at school 10 minutes ago. No damage to her, but my Civic is scraped up a bit :?

81

i got out of bed

neilybabes86

Black Diamond wrote:

When throwing my IPad and Headphones on Passenger Side of car. Not realizing that the head phone chord was detached and the plug was out the door and scraping the pavement... Drove 10 miles to bus... The plug was still there, but scraped down considerably...

Plugged in to listen to San Diego 09 and all I can hear is Matt and Stone :evil: :roll:

Sorry dude ....stop rushing

neilybabes86

81 wrote:

i got out of bed

anf logged onto this board

pjhawks

read the 'dooby dooby do' thread posted by the Juggler

chadwick

81 wrote:

i got out of bed

+1

also, i tried posting a cheerful positive good morning message in the "my sister is getting beat down thread"
when i discovered it had been locked up tighter than the hubs of hell.

i typed out a good 13 minute inspiring message of love. dammit. locked up.

nuffingman

Put some oven gloves down quite near a heating saucepan and wondered what the funny smell was a few minutes later. One of the gloves was on fire. :shock:

Claireack

You know, for the first time in ages, I don't think I actually did anything dumb. Hubby did though, he texted me earlier to say that he went to clean his teeth without his glasses on and realised in the nick of time that he was just about to use pile cream.

dcfaithful

Chose tea instead of coffee this morning. :thumbdown:

dcfaithful

pjhawks wrote:

read the 'dooby dooby do' thread posted by the Juggler

Oh yeah, I did that too.

voidofman

I was hoping for this thread yesterday.

Almost killed my wife during sex. She wanted me to fold her up like a pretzel putting pressure on her ovaries (we think), it didn't like that very much and we had to stop.

dcfaithful

VoidOfMan wrote:

I was hoping for this thread yesterday.

Almost killed my wife during sex. She wanted me to fold her up like a pretzel putting pressure on her ovaries (we think), it didn't like that very much and we had to stop.

"It" didn't like that? So is your wife a woman or......

voidofman

It refers to her ovaries. lol

dcfaithful

VoidOfMan wrote:

It refers to her ovaries. lol

Those poor things need some names.

Phantom Pain

VoidOfMan wrote:

I was hoping for this thread yesterday.

Almost killed my wife during sex. She wanted me to fold her up like a pretzel putting pressure on her ovaries (we think), it didn't like that very much and we had to stop.

Nothing better than a philly soft pretzel and spicy brown mustard...mmmmmmmmmm

RYEzupSF

Phantom Pain wrote:

Nothing better than a philly soft pretzel and spicy brown mustard...mmmmmmmmmm

spicy brown mustard is my favorite. goes good on everything

since it was after midnight this counts as today. Opened a bottle of Jameson with a few friends. Finished a bottle of Jameson with a few friends. Went to 8am meeting. Still at work.

Claireack

VoidOfMan wrote:

I was hoping for this thread yesterday.

Almost killed my wife during sex. She wanted me to fold her up like a pretzel putting pressure on her ovaries (we think), it didn't like that very much and we had to stop.

Before, during or after? After - she should just lie with her feet propped against the wall.

voidofman

During. We had to stop, she tried laying on her back, stomach, right side, was in a lot of discomfort, was crying. Laid on her left side and fell asleep.

nuffingman

Claireack wrote:

You know, for the first time in ages, I don't think I actually did anything dumb. Hubby did though, he texted me earlier to say that he went to clean his teeth without his glasses on and realised in the nick of time that he was just about to use pile cream.

:shock:

thefixer9

To many to name..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHheU9q9DMY

chadwick

walked to and from my car today. everyday when i do this i have a load of things with me. each time it is a miracle in and of itself. cds, swim bag, water bottle, wallet; wallet may be in my hand, swim bag, or any one of the numerous pockets i wear, and finally carrying my writing bag, (large hard bound 1968 dictionary, notebook, a few select poetry books, and pens all while holding my keys in my teeth by biting down on a moose leather keychain; most days i drop stuff. most days it is raining. :lolno:

dear ed and the guys,

paper cd covers and washington rain. out... house door, walk to car //// pearl jam cds are safe and sound in the elements of raindrop parades sheltered by cardboardish-paper covers. i love cardboardish-paper cd covers no matter how bad it is raining. somedays they are in my swim bag.

see what i'm sayin?
chad