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Hot people make the best sales person

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited 2011 13 in All Encompassing Trip
I was so close to signing up to a ridiculous credit card today.... This hottie (10 out of 10) stopped me in the shopping centre.... I was a bees dick away from signing.

I almost feel like walking past her again tomorrow.

Do you come with the Car(d)

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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    When I sold businesses for 6 years, my only other main competitor was a male business broker in his 50s....who was a bit of a grumpy dick. Majority of my clients were men and a lot would visit us both to compare us. I'd get a LOT of surprised faces when I walked out to reception and introduce myself....they all assumed I'd be older and many assumed I'd be a man. And for certain men, it was sooo easy to pick which ones would list. I'd always be wearing nice businessy attire -- short skirt, business jacket, knee high boots etc -- and I'd think to myself "judging by this guys face, this listing is going to be CAKE!" And usually I was right! :lol:

    Men....it's just too easy. 8-)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Damn straight we're easy...

    This particular lady could have sold ice to eskimos...
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    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Idiot KickerIdiot Kicker Posts: 36
    No kidding! A summer or two ago I was home in my garage talking to the neighbors dog (that was a cool dog) and I hear a woman's voice. Holy crap she was hot! She wanted to know if the owner of the house was in, and that was me. I couldn't get over how hot she was. Name was "Angel," yeah go figure. We talked for a minute, and she had some fabric cleaner or something to sell, I wasn't really paying attention to that. She asked me if I wanted a demonstration, seriously how could I say no! Next thing I know some dude is there too and he's trying to sell me a 1K vacuum cleaner. Didn't see her again til they drove off. Hell no I didn't buy the vacuum cleaner, but I would have bought a case of that fabric cleaner, or whatever the hell it was.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    When I sold businesses for 6 years, my only other main competitor was a male business broker in his 50s....who was a bit of a grumpy dick. Majority of my clients were men and a lot would visit us both to compare us. I'd get a LOT of surprised faces when I walked out to reception and introduce myself....they all assumed I'd be older and many assumed I'd be a man. And for certain men, it was sooo easy to pick which ones would list. I'd always be wearing nice businessy attire -- short skirt, business jacket, knee high boots etc -- and I'd think to myself "judging by this guys face, this listing is going to be CAKE!" And usually I was right! :lol:

    Men....it's just too easy. 8-)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Me and a mate went to a strip club a couple of times because there was this real hottie stripping there. (not one of those heroin junkies) we both fell in love with her, and she was getting her kit off. She remembered us, and she would just stay at out corner and do her show in front of us.... Man the money we spent on her.... Worth every cent. Her name was Diamond... Oh the memories. I would have married her then and there...
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    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    81 wrote:
    Pics or it didnt happen

    Okay, I'll go back to 2009 or 2010 and take a photo for you...

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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    When I used to tend bar all it took was a v-neck shirt and a push up bra. I made a shit ton of cash. Like giving candy to a baby. And I was a shitty bartender in a semi-gay bar. :lol:
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,667
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    When I used to tend bar all it took was a v-neck shirt and a push up bra. I made a shit ton of cash. Like giving candy to a baby. And I was a shitty bartender in a semi-gay bar. :lol:

    Is semi-gay the same as being Bi ?
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    When I used to tend bar all it took was a v-neck shirt and a push up bra. I made a shit ton of cash. Like giving candy to a baby. And I was a shitty bartender in a semi-gay bar. :lol:


    To quote a wise smoking baby...

    Pics or it didn't happen...
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    edited 2011 13
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    When I used to tend bar all it took was a v-neck shirt and a push up bra. I made a shit ton of cash. Like giving candy to a baby. And I was a shitty bartender in a semi-gay bar. :lol:

    Is semi-gay the same as being Bi ?

    i suppose it could be :lol: in this case it was lots of old queens during the day and young and mixed at night.
    pjfan31 wrote:

    To quote a wise smoking baby...

    Pics or it didn't happen...

    Close your eyes and count to ten.
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Either I'm not as good looking as I thought I was (and all those women lied when they said they fantasized about me) or I just really suck at sales. I've tried sales a few times all with epic failure as the result.

    I couldn't sell a glass of water to someone who's been in the desert for a week.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Either I'm not as good looking as I thought I was (and all those women lied when they said they fantasized about me) or I just really suck at sales. I've tried sales a few times all with epic failure as the result.

    I couldn't sell a glass of water to someone who's been in the desert for a week.

    Try tending bar. I bet you'd do great. People come in for booze. And you're selling booze. If it doesn't work out I'll lend you a push up bra. 8-)
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    My bra size is 44B...

    (yes, I'm a guy)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    My bra size is 44B...

    (yes, I'm a guy)

    hmmm. yeah, i don't thats gonna work. :lol:
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    It would in a semi-gay bar. lol
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    It would in a semi-gay bar. lol

    nice. :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,434
    i went to a popular jewelry store in philly the other day. steven singer. every account rep in there is a relatively hot chick. swear to god they get their sales tactics from strippers. you can't spend 30 seconds in there without some hot chick coming up asking what you're in there for....next thing you know you're buying the slightly more expensive item than you originally intended on buying.

    hot chicks. god love 'em... god hate 'em. they control our lives. :lol:
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