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mom is getting messed with... what do you do?

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited 2011 11 in All Encompassing Trip
your mom has been divorced for many years. what do you do when weird dudes bother and scare her?
maybe some dude resembling a greasy haired rotund elvis presley follows your mom home after she has told him several times she is not interested. you are a teenager. what do you do. weird dude is sitting in his car out back.

call the cops?
cry?
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  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    Cops.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,107
    chad is no teenager.



    Answer. Invite Eyed over for "dinner".

    Problem solved.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    beatdown.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    i dont know chad... What did you do?
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Baseball bat and a friendly warning....
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chad is no teenager.



    Answer. Invite Eyed over for "dinner".

    Problem solved.
    you are right, im not a teenager anymore. when i was a teenager i walked out the backdoor up to this man in his car and had a one sided conversation with him. i simply told him that if he came around my mom again i would kill him. funny shit. he vanished out of mom's life.

    im 38 now. right this moment i am scared of teenage chadwick.
    leaner and meaner back then. harder faster. i'd have hit that dude 14 times before he knew what happened.
    your teeth are no longer in your face. that's how it works when you fuck with mom.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,434
    is the man in the car right now chad wick?
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    The Juggler wrote:
    is the man in the car right now chad wick?


    yep... & he's covered head to toe with machismo :lolno:
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    A shotgun and a shovel will stop it.
    I'll be back
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,434
    prism wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    is the man in the car right now chad wick?


    yep... & he's covered head to toe with machismo :lolno:
    :lol:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Juggler wrote:
    prism wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    is the man in the car right now chad wick?


    yep... & he's covered head to toe with machismo :lolno:
    :lol:

    Sounds kinky
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I never talk when pushed.. wastes time and shows lack of intent.. It's my mom? I say nothing, walk directly towards him, and kick his fucking teeth out. period.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I never talk when pushed.. wastes time and shows lack of intent.. It's my mom? I say nothing, walk directly towards him, and kick his fucking teeth out. period.
    all of a sudden i dearly love lionel ritchie. who'd have thought lionel was a stealthy ninja with a badass spin kick?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,667
    If any fellow doctors are overly annoying to my wife, I always threaten to send an anonymous letter to the state medical board with phony yet harsh accusations against the annoying doctor!

    She actually thinks I am serious at times!

    A few weeks back, we saw her annoying coworker crossing the street. She was afraid that I was gonna have words with him!
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Decisions made as a youngster versus now are always pretty different. There was an incident when I was 17 that I should have definitely handled through authorities, rather than the route I took (nothing illegal, but just stupid on my part). Was quite the hothead back in the day :|But if I could advise the younger me....I probably wouldn't have listened to the older me anyway :lol:

    I still get pissed, but am a lot more focused now :thumbup:
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Decisions made as a youngster versus now are always pretty different. There was an incident when I was 17 that I should have definitely handled through authorities, rather than the route I took (nothing illegal, but just stupid on my part). Was quite the hothead back in the day :|But if I could advise the younger me....I probably wouldn't have listened to the older me anyway :lol:

    I still get pissed, but am a lot more focused now :thumbup:

    Yeah, I'm a little less inclinded to set people on fire than I once was. A little...
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Decisions made as a youngster versus now are always pretty different. There was an incident when I was 17 that I should have definitely handled through authorities, rather than the route I took (nothing illegal, but just stupid on my part). Was quite the hothead back in the day :|But if I could advise the younger me....I probably wouldn't have listened to the older me anyway :lol:

    I still get pissed, but am a lot more focused now :thumbup:

    Yeah, I'm a little less inclinded to set people on fire than I once was. A little...
    I always want to set people on fire. That will never change, till I hit the grave lol
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,667
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Decisions made as a youngster versus now are always pretty different. There was an incident when I was 17 that I should have definitely handled through authorities, rather than the route I took (nothing illegal, but just stupid on my part). Was quite the hothead back in the day :|But if I could advise the younger me....I probably wouldn't have listened to the older me anyway :lol:

    I still get pissed, but am a lot more focused now :thumbup:

    Yeah, I'm a little less inclinded to set people on fire than I once was. A little...

    As Jim says, its better to set the night on fire!
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,434
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Decisions made as a youngster versus now are always pretty different. There was an incident when I was 17 that I should have definitely handled through authorities, rather than the route I took (nothing illegal, but just stupid on my part). Was quite the hothead back in the day :|But if I could advise the younger me....I probably wouldn't have listened to the older me anyway :lol:

    I still get pissed, but am a lot more focused now :thumbup:

    Yeah, I'm a little less inclinded to set people on fire than I once was. A little...

    As Jim says, its better to set the night on fire!


    i never said that
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The Juggler wrote:
    i never said that

    It was implied.
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