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nothing will remain of male anglerfish but his balls

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
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http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/a ... nglerfish/


The male, which is significantly smaller than the female, has no need for such an adaptation. In lieu of continually seeking the vast abyss for a female, it has evolved into a permanent parasitic mate. When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body.

this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
to me
so far
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Balls!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chickweed wrote:
    this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
    to me
    so far

    Have you ever seen a human infant? :shock: My god, the horror...
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
    to me
    so far

    Have you ever seen a human infant? :shock: My god, the horror...


    81?
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    BinauralJam wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
    to me
    so far

    Have you ever seen a human infant? :shock: My god, the horror...


    81?

    Exactly.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    eyedclaar wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Have you ever seen a human infant? :shock: My god, the horror...


    81?

    Exactly.
    :lol:
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  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Balls!
    :lol::lol:
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Balls!


    balls :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    chickweed wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Balls!

    balls :lol:

    That's just nuts.
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    chickweed wrote:
    http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/anglerfish/


    The male, which is significantly smaller than the female, has no need for such an adaptation. In lieu of continually seeking the vast abyss for a female, it has evolved into a permanent parasitic mate. When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body.

    this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
    to me
    so far
    Creepy!!!
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    chickweed wrote:
    http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/anglerfish/


    The male, which is significantly smaller than the female, has no need for such an adaptation. In lieu of continually seeking the vast abyss for a female, it has evolved into a permanent parasitic mate. When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body.

    this is the creepiest thing in the natural world
    to me
    so far

    Kinda hot. A female will carry 6 or more males. Sounds like a porno
    I'll be back
  • OceanInDisguise13OceanInDisguise13 Posts: 930
    So strange....wonder what else happens in the kinky world of fish :lol: :?
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    :|
    81 is now off the air

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    lina319 wrote:
    So strange....wonder what else happens in the kinky world of fish :lol: :?


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chickweed wrote:
    A female will carry six or more males on her body.[/size]

    not that impressive... i know a fat girl in Glasgow who can carry 8 males on her body.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    A female will carry six or more males on her body.[/size]

    not that impressive... i know a fat girl in Glasgow who can carry 8 males on her body.

    Yeah I saw a fat chick today who would have been able to fit 8 men IN her body. She was fucking MASSIVE!

    Cool story about the fish though!
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Do they at least get to smoke a cigarette after?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Do they at least get to smoke a cigarette after?

    smoke a cigarette under the sea? I'm no genius... well i am... but how does that work! ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Do they at least get to smoke a cigarette after?

    smoke a cigarette under the sea? I'm no genius... well i am... but how does that work! ;)
    smoking-fish.jpg
    Gotta light?
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Black Diamond wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Do they at least get to smoke a cigarette after?

    smoke a cigarette under the sea? I'm no genius... well i am... but how does that work! ;)
    smoking-fish.jpg


    nice set up
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Do they at least get to smoke a cigarette after?

    smoke a cigarette under the sea? I'm no genius... well i am... but how does that work! ;)
    smoking-fish.jpg
    Gotta light?

    so is that a small fish or a giant fag...

    i once asked that very question to Richard Gere.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • OceanInDisguise13OceanInDisguise13 Posts: 930
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    lina319 wrote:
    So strange....wonder what else happens in the kinky world of fish :lol: :?


    22809050_cf1c24d0bc.jpg

    Lovely...just lovely.... I bet he's still single :lol::D
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    learn something new every day...didn't know fish had balls :?

    all my fish must have been girls...there I thought Puffy was a guy :lol:
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    lina319 wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    lina319 wrote:
    So strange....wonder what else happens in the kinky world of fish :lol: :?


    22809050_cf1c24d0bc.jpg

    Lovely...just lovely.... I bet he's still single :lol::D

    That has got to be one of THE weirdest pics I have seen!!
    and I'm a little scared.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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