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catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
edited February 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
so i heard on the radio this morning that University of FLA research has found that last year there were 79 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.and it got me thinking... what kind of idiot would provoke a shark?? :lol:

anyhoo heres the report:

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/is ... mmary.html
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    catefrances wrote:
    so i heard on the radio this morning that University of FLA research has found that last year there were 79 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.and it got me thinking... what kind of idiot would provoke a shark?? :lol:

    anyhoo heres the report:

    http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/is ... mmary.html
    I saw a show during Shark Week where these mental midgets were actually poking sharks and antagonizing 'em, so yep. They're out there lol
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    eyedclaar wrote:
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o


    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o


    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P


    Do you like fishsticks, Cate?
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    so i heard on the radio this morning that University of FLA research has found that last year there were 79 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.and it got me thinking... what kind of idiot would provoke a shark?? :lol:

    anyhoo heres the report:

    http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/is ... mmary.html
    I saw a show during Shark Week where these mental midgets were actually poking sharks and antagonizing 'em, so yep. They're out there lol

    oh ive no doubt theyre out there.


    on the tv news last night there was a piece on how they think sharks deliberately target their prey. and i thought really??? no shit. ummm isnt that what predators do??
    they went on to say they dont know why sharks will choose one person in a crowd over another. i thought well perhaps when you figure out why a lion targets one zebra over another youll figure it out. :roll:

    sharks havent been around for a bazillion years cause the leave things to chance.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o


    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P


    Do you like fishsticks, Cate?

    what the hecks a fish stick? is it some kind of weird american food??
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    what the hecks a fish stick? is it some kind of weird american food??

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    It's a South Park reference. Here is the joke:

    Q: Do you like fishsticks?

    A: Why yes, I love them!

    Punchline: What are you, a gay fish?\

    :? :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o


    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P

    Hey, I wax one like my life depends on it.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    :lol:

    You call that a dorsal fin? Shit, you just a fish, not even a mammal like the cool whales and dolphins.

    ahhhhhhhhhh! :o


    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P

    Hey, I wax one like my life depends on it.


    That doesnt make you gay.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just blind.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    dolphins are just gay sharks. :P

    Hey, I wax one like my life depends on it.


    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just sayin'.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just sayin'.
    Take it easy on the D-man. He tried men, and women...but nothing worked. So he moved on to the next species that has sex for pleasure.
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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    catefrances wrote:
    what the hecks a fish stick? is it some kind of weird american food??

    Same as Fish Fingers. Those horrible over processed crumbed things.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just sayin'.
    Take it easy on the D-man. He tried men, and women...but nothing worked. So he moved on to the next species that has sex for pleasure.

    It's like you're in my head.

    I'm trippin'
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    eyedclaar wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just blind.


    Green Day says this is a myth, just to be safe i'll let my wife do it for me.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just blind.

    :thumbup:

    Go ahead... try to tell me you're 20/20, and I'll tell you I don't have hair on my palms.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    BinauralJam wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    That doesnt make you gay.

    Just blind.


    Green Day says this is a myth, just to be safe i'll let my wife do it for me.


    well considering what wankers green day are.... :shock: :lol:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    tinkerbell wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    what the hecks a fish stick? is it some kind of weird american food??

    Same as Fish Fingers. Those horrible over processed crumbed things.


    fish have fingers????? ;)


    its evoluuuuuuuuuuuuution baaaaaaaaaaby!!!! 8-)
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    what the hecks a fish stick? is it some kind of weird american food??

    Same as Fish Fingers. Those horrible over processed crumbed things.


    fish have fingers????? ;)


    its evoluuuuuuuuuuuuution baaaaaaaaaaby!!!! 8-)

    Never fished in the Hudson, have ya?
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Dissidentman wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Same as Fish Fingers. Those horrible over processed crumbed things.


    fish have fingers????? ;)


    its evoluuuuuuuuuuuuution baaaaaaaaaaby!!!! 8-)

    Never fished in the Hudson, have ya?


    ive seen the hudson.. does that count???
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    catefrances wrote:


    fish have fingers????? ;)


    its evoluuuuuuuuuuuuution baaaaaaaaaaby!!!! 8-)

    Never fished in the Hudson, have ya?


    ive seen the hudson.. does that count???

    What doI know, I don't fish... Thanks for calling me out.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Take it easy on the D-man. He tried men, and women...but nothing worked. So he moved on to the next species that has sex for pleasure.

    It's like you're in my head.

    I'm trippin'

    I'm everywhere. Truth is that I'm just in all of your imaginations. I don't exist, except on this board.

    Now get out of here and go make sweet love to that dolphin. 8-)
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Take it easy on the D-man. He tried men, and women...but nothing worked. So he moved on to the next species that has sex for pleasure.

    It's like you're in my head.

    I'm trippin'

    I'm everywhere. Truth is that I'm just in all of your imaginations. I don't exist, except on this board.

    Now get out of here and go make sweet love to that dolphin. 8-)

    I have 2 hands. duh.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Now get out of here and go make sweet love to that dolphin. 8-)

    I have 2 hands. duh.
    Your future child?

    You're not related to that dolphin are you? Incest is bad, D-man.

    jewfin.jpg
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Now get out of here and go make sweet love to that dolphin. 8-)

    I have 2 hands. duh.
    Your future child?

    You're not related to that dolphin are you? Incest is bad, D-man.

    jewfin.jpg

    Throw a bucket hat on 'em...
  • BinGnarlyBinGnarly Posts: 508
    catefrances wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    so i heard on the radio this morning that University of FLA research has found that last year there were 79 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.and it got me thinking... what kind of idiot would provoke a shark?? :lol:

    anyhoo heres the report:

    http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/is ... mmary.html
    I saw a show during Shark Week where these mental midgets were actually poking sharks and antagonizing 'em, so yep. They're out there lol

    oh ive no doubt theyre out there.


    on the tv news last night there was a piece on how they think sharks deliberately target their prey. and i thought really??? no shit. ummm isnt that what predators do??
    they went on to say they dont know why sharks will choose one person in a crowd over another. i thought well perhaps when you figure out why a lion targets one zebra over another youll figure it out. :roll:

    sharks havent been around for a bazillion years cause the leave things to chance.



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    Seems like they have it down pretty good.
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  • Aero83_Aero83_ Posts: 933
    I would only poke a shark if I were protected behind some other protection like abarrier cage or admin facility, like sea world...

    ha, I've swam with both. no big deal..makes me think im swimming in a real ocean.

    how's the accent?
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