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Baconnaise....Mmmmmmmmm
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bacon and boobs... the two wonderful "B's"

    bacon-bra-01.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Bacon and boobs... the two wonderful "B's"

    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    bacon and b cups

    8-)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Bacon and boobs... the two wonderful "B's"

    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    bacon and b cups

    8-)


    I am a firm believer that bacon, peanut butter, and avocado are the two things that can possibly make everything better. Even boobs.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Bacon and boobs... the two wonderful "B's"

    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    bacon and b cups

    8-)


    I am a firm believer that bacon, peanut butter, and avocado are the two things that can possibly make everything better. Even boobs.

    Nothing burps better than bacon...you taste it the rest of the day
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Nothing burps better than bacon...you taste it the rest of the day
    Garlic as a close second.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Nothing burps better than bacon...you taste it the rest of the day
    Garlic as a close second.

    True

    You don't have to open your mouth and people know you've had garlic
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Nothing burps better than bacon...you taste it the rest of the day
    Garlic as a close second.

    True

    You don't have to open your mouth and people know you've had garlic
    You once made a comparison to body odor and onions and I've never looked at onions the same. Thanks! :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    You once made a comparison to body odor and onions and I've never looked at onions the same. Thanks! :twisted:

    :lol:

    Not surprising


    here i'll make it up to you

    t100923_yuengling.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    You once made a comparison to body odor and onions and I've never looked at onions the same. Thanks! :twisted:

    :lol:

    Not surprising


    here i'll make it up to you

    t100923_yuengling.jpg
    THANK YOU!!!! I miss that beer. Wonder if it'll ever make it to Book-Of-Mormon Country. :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    You once made a comparison to body odor and onions and I've never looked at onions the same. Thanks! :twisted:

    :lol:

    Not surprising


    here i'll make it up to you

    t100923_yuengling.jpg
    THANK YOU!!!! I miss that beer. Wonder if it'll ever make it to Book-Of-Mormon Country. :?

    If it does, they'll remove 1/2 the alcohol 1st.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Bacon and boobs... the two wonderful "B's"

    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    bacon and b cups

    8-)


    I am a firm believer that bacon, peanut butter, and avocado are the two things that can possibly make everything better. Even boobs.

    bacon, peanut butter and avocado.. 2 things??? the sight of boobs and all sense, not to mention the ability to count, just flies out the window. :roll: :lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    How long in the sun to actually cook it?

    bacon+bra3.jpg
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    bacon, peanut butter and avocado.. 2 things??? the sight of boobs and all sense, not to mention the ability to count, just flies out the window. :roll: :lol:

    Damn you!! Well played, Cate. ;):lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    How long in the sun to actually cook it?

    bacon+bra3.jpg
    Wow....

    she's a keeper. :mrgreen:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    :lol:

    Not surprising


    here i'll make it up to you

    t100923_yuengling.jpg
    THANK YOU!!!! I miss that beer. Wonder if it'll ever make it to Book-Of-Mormon Country. :?

    If it does, they'll remove 1/2 the alcohol 1st.

    Our legislature has no appreciation for the art of getting shit-faced.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If it does, they'll remove 1/2 the alcohol 1st.

    Our legislature has no appreciation for the art of getting shit-faced.

    And let there be no mistake...it is an art form. Sometimes performance art, but art nonetheless.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    How long in the sun to actually cook it?

    bacon+bra3.jpg
    Wow....

    she's a keeper. :mrgreen:

    ugh thats just gross. boobs are not meant to be wrapped in bacon no matter how perverted you are. :lol: where are the pics of bacondicks??
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    How long in the sun to actually cook it?

    bacon+bra3.jpg
    Wow....

    she's a keeper. :mrgreen:

    ugh thats just gross. boobs are not meant to be wrapped in bacon no matter how perverted you are. :lol: where are the pics of bacondicks??

    Wouldn't men with bacon on thier chests be the equivalent?

    Just like Cate to go one step too far!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    How long in the sun to actually cook it?

    bacon+bra3.jpg
    Wow....

    she's a keeper. :mrgreen:

    ugh thats just gross. boobs are not meant to be wrapped in bacon no matter how perverted you are. :lol: where are the pics of bacondicks??
    If boobs weren't meant to be wrapped in bacon I'd like to hear the justification for why women are shoving silicone inside of them! :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    where are the pics of bacondicks??
    Check your inbox later tonight for an exclusive photo. 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    And let there be no mistake...it is an art form. Sometimes performance art, but art nonetheless.
    I regard the night that I passed out in the middle of urination and pissed on myself to be my best performance ever.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    where are the pics of bacondicks??
    Check your inbox later tonight for an exclusive photo. 8-)

    dont disappoint me now. and no excuses about the freezing weather over there atm. ;)8-):lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    where are the pics of bacondicks??
    Check your inbox later tonight for an exclusive photo. 8-)

    dont disappoint me now. and no excuses about the freezing weather over there atm. ;)8-):lol:

    This isn't going to end well...lol
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Check your inbox later tonight for an exclusive photo. 8-)

    dont disappoint me now. and no excuses about the freezing weather over there atm. ;)8-):lol:

    This isn't going to end well...lol
    Bacon shrivels when it's exposed to extreme temperatures too... :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    BTW, Bacondicks might have to be the best possible band name I've heard in a long time.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    BTW, Bacondicks might have to be the best possible band name I've heard in a long time.


    :lol::lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    BTW, Bacondicks might have to be the best possible band name I've heard in a long time.


    :lol::lol:

    Do you play an instrument?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    BTW, Bacondicks might have to be the best possible band name I've heard in a long time.


    :lol::lol:

    Do you play an instrument?

    I dabble with the guitar...

    you?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Do you play an instrument?

    I dabble with the guitar...

    you?

    I chew bacon with my mouth open...

    seriously though, bass and guitar. Haven't played for a very long time though, so it'd sound terrible. About how I'd expect The Bacondicks to sound.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Do you play an instrument?

    I dabble with the guitar...

    you?

    I chew bacon with my mouth open...

    seriously though, bass and guitar. Haven't played for a very long time though, so it'd sound terrible. About how I'd expect The Bacondicks to sound.

    The Friday night entertainment lets me play a few songs with them... it's good being the guy who pays them...
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