***The SEINFELD TRIVIA Thread***

Hobbes

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KC138045

Ledbetterman10 said:

Saxophonist John Jermaine wrote a song for Elaine called.......

Hot and Heavy

Why did he have trouble playing his sax?

Hobbes

His troubles began when he... *ahem* ...pleasured Elaine.

HughFreakingDillon

vant0037 said:

Better. Elaine orders something for Kramer, as payment for watching her armoire.

Also: "_____, por favor."

turkey chili?

I've gone blank on the blank

ledvedderman

Ledbetterman10 said:

Saxophonist John Jermaine wrote a song for Elaine called.......

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vant0037

In the course of the series, George dates two different women who have trouble hearing. Name them.

Bonus: which ear does each woman have trouble hearing out of?

HughFreakingDillon

vant0037 said:

In the course of the series, George dates two different women who have trouble hearing. Name them.

Bonus: which ear does each woman have trouble hearing out of?

i asked this a page or two back. I can't recall her name: zookeeper, left ear. have no clue about a second one.

PJ_Soul

HughFreakingDillon said:

vant0037 said:

In the course of the series, George dates two different women who have trouble hearing. Name them.

Bonus: which ear does each woman have trouble hearing out of?

i asked this a page or two back. I can't recall her name: zookeeper, left ear. have no clue about a second one.

Second one is Betsy I think? She's the lady whose aunt (Aunt May??) dies and George is the "condolence guy", lol. She likes to sit on the right side of George because she can't hear well out of her right ear... George has trouble because he can't make a move from the left. Can't go left!

I don't remember the name of the zoo employee...

HughFreakingDillon

PJ_Soul said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

vant0037 said:

In the course of the series, George dates two different women who have trouble hearing. Name them.

Bonus: which ear does each woman have trouble hearing out of?

i asked this a page or two back. I can't recall her name: zookeeper, left ear. have no clue about a second one.

Second one is Betsy I think? She's the lady whose aunt (Aunt May??) dies and George is the "condolence guy", lol. She likes to sit on the right side of George because she can't hear well out of her right ear... George has trouble because he can't make a move from the left. Can't go left!

I don't remember the name of the zoo employee...

that's right! the chick from will and grace!

HughFreakingDillon

PJ_Soul said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

vant0037 said:

In the course of the series, George dates two different women who have trouble hearing. Name them.

Bonus: which ear does each woman have trouble hearing out of?

i asked this a page or two back. I can't recall her name: zookeeper, left ear. have no clue about a second one.

Second one is Betsy I think? She's the lady whose aunt (Aunt May??) dies and George is the "condolence guy", lol. She likes to sit on the right side of George because she can't hear well out of her right ear... George has trouble because he can't make a move from the left. Can't go left!

I don't remember the name of the zoo employee...

that "phone scene" is one of the greatest of the series, with George mocking her behind her back. Especially when he mimics the plane flying away with his hand, and then waving goodbye. classic stuff.

vant0037

According to Elaine, what was the only thing worse than JFK's temper?

Hobbes

It was either his "swing" or "slice".

Hmmm... I'm going with "slice".

vant0037

Hobbes said:

It was either his "swing" or "slice".

Hmmm... I'm going with "slice".

Haha. Nailed it!

vant0037

Name as many incarnations of Art Vandelay as you can. Go!

Ledbetterman10

vant0037 said:

Name as many incarnations of Art Vandelay as you can. Go!

1) The Stake-Out: Art Cor....velay. "Vandelay! Just let me be the architect I can do it!"
2) George tells the receptionist at Brandt Leyland (where Kramer would go on to "work") that he's there to meet with Art Vandelay.
3) Where does George tell Susan he is when he's meeting with Marisa Tomei? Helping Elaine with her relationship problems with importer/exporter Art Vandelay or course.
4) "Vandelay Industries. Kel Varson speaking. How may we help you?"
5) Selling computers with his father and Lloyd Braun, George calls Mr. Vandelay and sells him several computers.
6) The judge in the final episode.

I feel like I'm missing a couple.

ledvedderman

Ledbetterman10 said:

vant0037 said:

Name as many incarnations of Art Vandelay as you can. Go!

1) The Stake-Out: Art Cor....velay. "Vandelay! Just let me be the architect I can do it!"
2) George tells the receptionist at Brandt Leyland (where Kramer would go on to "work") that he's there to meet with Art Vandelay.
3) Where does George tell Susan he is when he's meeting with Marisa Tomei? Helping Elaine with her relationship problems with importer/exporter Art Vandelay or course.
4) "Vandelay Industries. Kel Varson speaking. How may we help you?"
5) Selling computers with his father and Lloyd Braun, George calls Mr. Vandelay and sells him several computers.
6) The judge in the final episode.

I feel like I'm missing a couple.

Even if you are, you blew me out of the water!

vant0037

ledvedderman said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

vant0037 said:

Name as many incarnations of Art Vandelay as you can. Go!

1) The Stake-Out: Art Cor....velay. "Vandelay! Just let me be the architect I can do it!"
2) George tells the receptionist at Brandt Leyland (where Kramer would go on to "work") that he's there to meet with Art Vandelay.
3) Where does George tell Susan he is when he's meeting with Marisa Tomei? Helping Elaine with her relationship problems with importer/exporter Art Vandelay or course.
4) "Vandelay Industries. Kel Varson speaking. How may we help you?"
5) Selling computers with his father and Lloyd Braun, George calls Mr. Vandelay and sells him several computers.
6) The judge in the final episode.

I feel like I'm missing a couple.

Even if you are, you blew me out of the water!

And you wanna be my latex salesman! Missed the biggest one!

Great list!

Ledbetterman10

vant0037 said:

ledvedderman said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

vant0037 said:

Name as many incarnations of Art Vandelay as you can. Go!

1) The Stake-Out: Art Cor....velay. "Vandelay! Just let me be the architect I can do it!"
2) George tells the receptionist at Brandt Leyland (where Kramer would go on to "work") that he's there to meet with Art Vandelay.
3) Where does George tell Susan he is when he's meeting with Marisa Tomei? Helping Elaine with her relationship problems with importer/exporter Art Vandelay or course.
4) "Vandelay Industries. Kel Varson speaking. How may we help you?"
5) Selling computers with his father and Lloyd Braun, George calls Mr. Vandelay and sells him several computers.
6) The judge in the final episode.

I feel like I'm missing a couple.

Even if you are, you blew me out of the water!

And you wanna be my latex salesman! Missed the biggest one!

Great list!

No I didn't. That's #4 on my list.

Hobbes

"Puerto Rican Day" - In need of a bathroom, George assumes the identity of Vandelay to dupe a realtor of an apartment-for-sale. Varnsen and Pennypacker are there, too.

Ledbetterman10

Hobbes said:

"Puerto Rican Day" - In need of a bathroom, George assumes the identity of Vandelay to dupe a realtor of an apartment-for-sale. Varnsen and Pennypacker are there, too.

Damn. Can't believe I missed that one.

JK_Livin

Ledbetterman10 said:

Hobbes said:

"Puerto Rican Day" - In need of a bathroom, George assumes the identity of Vandelay to dupe a realtor of an apartment-for-sale. Varnsen and Pennypacker are there, too.

Damn. Can't believe I missed that one.

You probably missed it because it's never on tv. I believe its banned for being insensitive.

Ledbetterman10

JK_Livin said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

Hobbes said:

"Puerto Rican Day" - In need of a bathroom, George assumes the identity of Vandelay to dupe a realtor of an apartment-for-sale. Varnsen and Pennypacker are there, too.

Damn. Can't believe I missed that one.

You probably missed it because it's never on tv. I believe its banned for being insensitive.

Yeah it was banned from syndication for a while because of the scene where Kramer accidently sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire. It's not banned anymore but still doesn't get much play. Either way, that's no excuse for me missing it. That scene has one of my favorite Kramer lines when he, as Pennypacker, says "I buy and sell men like myself everyday."

Ledbetterman10

What are the names of the actors that play Elaine, George, and Kramer on the Jerry show?

The Juggler

It is my understanding that there are at least three instances when Kramer says "Yo Yo Ma."

Name them.

Ledbetterman10

The Juggler said:

It is my understanding that there are at least three instances when Kramer says "Yo Yo Ma."

Name them.

Well I'm sure of two instances. In "The Pitch," after getting kicked by Crazy Joe Davola, Kramer says it while rambling in Jerry's apartment. In the next episode, "The Ticket," (that kind of goes with The Pitch as a two-parter), he shouts it out while testifying at Newman's speeding ticket hearing.

I'm not totally sure of the third one but I think it's a reaction to George's topless girlfriend in The Hamptons

Ledbetterman10

Where did Newman learn to climb trees?

vant0037

Ledbetterman10 said:

Where did Newman learn to climb trees?

The Pacific Northwest!

The Juggler

Ledbetterman10 said:

The Juggler said:

It is my understanding that there are at least three instances when Kramer says "Yo Yo Ma."

Name them.

Well I'm sure of two instances. In "The Pitch," after getting kicked by Crazy Joe Davola, Kramer says it while rambling in Jerry's apartment. In the next episode, "The Ticket," (that kind of goes with The Pitch as a two-parter), he shouts it out while testifying at Newman's speeding ticket hearing.

I'm not totally sure of the third one but I think it's a reaction to George's topless girlfriend in The Hamptons

Yep. Well done sir.

You also get a "Boutros Boutros Galli" out of Jerry regarding the tata's...

vant0037

In "The Fatigues," name all the mentor-protégé relationships. Go!

Ledbetterman10

vant0037 said:

In "The Fatigues," name all the mentor-protégé relationships. Go!

Well there's the original mentor/protégé relationship where Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor (who dates Bania). Then Jerry mentors Bania, and George begins mentoring Jerry's girlfriend. "I was just like you. I didn't have a clue about a subject as easy as......Risk Management."

Here's a bit of a tricky one: Mr. Lippman worked for Pendant Publishing for years until the Moland Springs fiasco. Later, he's the publisher of Peterman's memoir. What's the name of the publishing company he's working for during that time?