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LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited 2011 08 in All Encompassing Trip
Why do people parade their children around the office?

I get it. They are two weeks older than the last time I saw them. Now get your spawn out of my face!

I don't like you, what makes you think I'm going to like your little clone? I'm done saying hi.

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    you sound like my inner self...the one that cannot rear it's ugly head because ALL children *LOVE* me...I don't know why, they are attracted to me like a freaking earth magnet.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :mrgreen: agreed... and why oh WHY would you want to come into the office on your day off anyway? :shock:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Why do people parade their children around the office?

    I get it. They are two weeks older than the last time I saw them. Now get your spawn out of my face!

    I don't like you, what makes you think I'm going to like your little clone? I'm done saying hi.

    :twisted:

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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :mrgreen: agreed... and why oh WHY would you want to come into the office on your day off anyway? :shock:
    They are usually working. I'm not sure who drops the kid off.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i avoid them when they come in or shut my door and pretend i'm busy. :lol:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    You never liked going with your mom/dad to the office?

    Special treat... Take my kids once a year. but usually coordinate with others to be really annoying :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ah the pluses of being self employed
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    81 wrote:
    i avoid them when they come in or shut my door and pretend i'm busy. :lol:
    What, you try to avoid the awkward, goo goo, ga ga, conversations too? :lol:
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    I love kids.. just not the kids of coworkers. :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Take my kids once a year. but usually coordinate with others to be really annoying :lol:


    isn't that called the take your kids to work day. we have that here. i close my door that day.

    i was thinking more along the lines of every time there is a kid born, without fail, the baby shows up at the office within a couple of months.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Now the children employed in my acid mine are a whole different story. They are very well behaved...
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i avoid them when they come in or shut my door and pretend i'm busy. :lol:
    What, you try to avoid the awkward, goo goo, ga ga, conversations too? :lol:


    people know better than to bring their kids by my office. :D
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :mrgreen: agreed... and why oh WHY would you want to come into the office on your day off anyway? :shock:
    They are usually working. I'm not sure who drops the kid off.
    :shock: :mrgreen: ours usually come in on their day off... or they come in to do a few things and let the kid run around the office annoying everyone :? it's just daft but if I had kids I'd do it too I spose... bring the kid in and dump it on everyone!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    81 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Take my kids once a year. but usually coordinate with others to be really annoying :lol:


    isn't that called the take your kids to work day. we have that here. i close my door that day.

    i was thinking more along the lines of every time there is a kid born, without fail, the baby shows up at the office within a couple of months.
    And then every two weeks until they are old enough to refuse to go into the office, or aren't considered "cute" anymore.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    4and20 wrote:
    you sound like my inner self...the one that cannot rear it's ugly head because ALL children *LOVE* me...I don't know why, they are attracted to me like a freaking earth magnet.
    Because children are like cats...my cats always go up to the person who likes them the least...because cats, like children are sadistic creatures :evil:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    comebackgirl wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    you sound like my inner self...the one that cannot rear it's ugly head because ALL children *LOVE* me...I don't know why, they are attracted to me like a freaking earth magnet.
    Because children are like cats...my cats always go up to the person who likes them the least...because cats, like children are sadistic creatures :evil:

    tis true...cats and kids love me...if they only knew how far i want to kick them ;) :P
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    If my co-workers brought their children to my job I have a feeling those kids would be damaged for life. :lol:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    you sound like my inner self...the one that cannot rear it's ugly head because ALL children *LOVE* me...I don't know why, they are attracted to me like a freaking earth magnet.
    Because children are like cats...my cats always go up to the person who likes them the least...because cats, like children are sadistic creatures :evil:

    tis true...cats and kids love me...if they only knew how far i want to kick them ;) :P
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    :shock:
    "I'm sorry Logan, you can't go to anymore PJ concerts if Uncle Normie is there"

    :lol::lol:

    those kids were lucky to get out of la alive :P :mrgreen:
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    children are sadistic creatures :evil:

    scratching cbg off the list as a babysitter...

    :?
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    I'm just glad I work in an environment where outsiders are forbidden unless permitted by the GM of the site.

    For once, yay for regulations.
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  • LoulouLoulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    I only like my own child, other people's kids normally give me the shits with the exception of a small few. My old boss used to bring her kids to work, they always had snotty noses and were always sick and she used to say, "Aren't they so cute?" and I would be like "Yeah, they're are adorable....." :? :? :lol:
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  • RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    I have been asked to bring my soon to be son into work after he is born but i don't want to. However, he will be coming in during the final exam for my students, bc my wife has to go back to work. Luckily it's just a discussion about what they wrote for their last take home exam.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    children are sadistic creatures :evil:

    scratching cbg off the list as a babysitter...

    :?
    :lol: It's ok...children and cats love me...although I'm more comfortable catsitting :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    children are sadistic creatures :evil:

    scratching cbg off the list as a babysitter...

    :?
    :lol: It's ok...children and cats love me...although I'm more comfortable catsitting :lol:

    I prefer catsitting as well.....really, I can handle children...well behaved children....OTHER peoples' WELL behaved children...in very very VERY small doses....
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    4and20 wrote:

    I prefer catsitting as well.....really, I can handle children...well behaved children....OTHER peoples' WELL behaved children...in very very VERY small doses....
    me too...but very small doses...and I don't like being pawned off as an impromptu babysitter at a dinner party..."go play with CBG - she'll entertain you." Next time it's off to eyed's acid mine with them! :twisted:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,434
    i applaud this thread.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    If my co-workers brought their children to my job I have a feeling those kids would be damaged for life. :lol:
    but they would learn some hot dance moves! smiley.gif
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