Bad Songs Hall Of Fame, Songs The SUCK

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edited February 2011 in Other Music
I'll start with...

Opps, I F**ked It Again....B Spears
What's Left With My Schlong....Nick Lachey
My Humps......The Black Eye Peas....I hope they won't play this at the Super Bowl


Peace
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.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Last Kiss
  • LoulouLoulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    That friggin G6 song!!! :twisted:
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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    We Built This City on Rock and Roll
    Mr. Roboto
    Come Sail Away
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  • dustinparduedustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    We Built This City on Rock and Roll
    Mr. Roboto
    Come Sail Away

    hahaha YES!

    we can add:
    "Word Up"
    "Roxanne"
    "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"
    "Please Don't Stop The Music"

    and every techno "song" ever created...............
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    There are too many to name. But KOL's 17 sucks balls badly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEfzxd2jwg
  • Nothing tops "Achy Breaky Heart".

    Nope, can't be topped... :lol:
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Any songs by Nickelback.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Africa- Toto

    (I actually love this song, but it is so bad on so many levels)
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  • tcaporaletcaporale Posts: 1,577
    "Hey, Soul Sister".

    Does the generic radio station that plays at work have to play this song three times a damn day?
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    We Built This City on Rock and Roll
    Mr. Roboto
    Come Sail Away

    Those aren't bad, well the Styx anyway.... just cheesy as hell. And really, imagine a city actually built on the top of rock and roll. That would be an amazing city, unless Jefferson Starship lived there.



    Bad Company/5 Finger Death Punch- I thought Bad Company was always a little generic, but my god did these guys find the douche crank and pull on it...Just fucking AWFUL!!! Shit(no not vomit) rises up in the back of my throat when they do the little guitar chugga chugga during the chorus.

    Crazy Bitch/Buckcherry-now they were never gonna be the Beatles, but their 1st album way back when wasn't the worst thing....Everything since is, but since this became a hit I've got special scorn for it.....Once heard a bad cover band play it once during their set and closed by playing it 2 more times in a row. Wish I had a vid b/c it was hilarious, but even a joyful occasion like that couldn't wash the taste from my ears.

    When the Levee Breaks/A Perfect Circle- I love it when bands cover a song and change it up and make it their own. I dunno who APC was makin this one as. Maybe as a bunch of over pretentious hard rockers?? Eh, who knows? But they screwed the pooch....I'll partially take the blame, as I had some preconceptions thinking "man When the Levee Breaks?, by APC? That's gonna crush my face" Wrong!!!!
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    DewieCox wrote:
    Maybe as a bunch of over pretentious hard rockers?? Eh, who knows? But they screwed the pooch....I'll partially take the blame, as I had some preconceptions thinking "man When the Levee Breaks?, by APC? That's gonna crush my face" Wrong!!!!
    :lol: Makes note to use that sometime.

    Another. Hi ho silver fuckin' lining - Jeff Beck.
    Just too horrible to talk about for too long.
  • tigers84tigers84 Greenville, SC Posts: 457
    no shit!! hate this f'in bunch of douches!!
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Any songs by Nickelback.
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  • tcaporale wrote:
    "Hey, Soul Sister".

    Does the generic radio station that plays at work have to play this song three times a damn day?

    What really pissed me off was the fact that nobody seemed to realise that it was a lazy cash-grab rewrite of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz, which in itself is a steaming heap of shite.

    I'll also second anything by Nickelback.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,162
    Anything written by Steve Miller.

    Shout Shout Let It All Out - Tears for Fears ... actually, let's just throw every hit song from the 80's into this thread. :D
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  • Jason P wrote:
    Anything written by Steve Miller.

    Shout Shout Let It All Out - Tears for Fears ... actually, let's just throw every hit song from the 80's into this thread. :D
    Idk, Sweet Child O' Mine is pretty bad ass...
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • tcaporaletcaporale Posts: 1,577
    Jason P wrote:
    Anything written by Steve Miller.
    Well, "The Joker" is annoying and overplayed, but I will defend "Fly Like an Eagle" to the death!
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    DewieCox wrote:
    We Built This City on Rock and Roll
    Mr. Roboto
    Come Sail Away

    Those aren't bad, well the Styx anyway.... just cheesy as hell. And really, imagine a city actually built on the top of rock and roll. That would be an amazing city, unless Jefferson Starship lived there.



    Bad Company/5 Finger Death Punch- I thought Bad Company was always a little generic, but my god did these guys find the douche crank and pull on it...Just fucking AWFUL!!! Shit(no not vomit) rises up in the back of my throat when they do the little guitar chugga chugga during the chorus.

    Crazy Bitch/Buckcherry-now they were never gonna be the Beatles, but their 1st album way back when wasn't the worst thing....Everything since is, but since this became a hit I've got special scorn for it.....Once heard a bad cover band play it once during their set and closed by playing it 2 more times in a row. Wish I had a vid b/c it was hilarious, but even a joyful occasion like that couldn't wash the taste from my ears.

    When the Levee Breaks/A Perfect Circle- I love it when bands cover a song and change it up and make it their own. I dunno who APC was makin this one as. Maybe as a bunch of over pretentious hard rockers?? Eh, who knows? But they screwed the pooch....I'll partially take the blame, as I had some preconceptions thinking "man When the Levee Breaks?, by APC? That's gonna crush my face" Wrong!!!!

    That cover APC or Tool did of Imagine. Talk about some shitty shit!!!
    #FHP
  • MysteryTrainMysteryTrain Singapore Posts: 1,189
    Anything by gaga.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Jason P wrote:
    Anything written by Steve Miller.

    You got no love for Jungle Love? :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    KevDylan wrote:
    Anything by gaga.




    :o
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Loulou wrote:
    That friggin G6 song!!! :twisted:

    You ain't fly !!!
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  • zarocatzarocat Posts: 1,901
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Any songs by Nickelback.

    Agreed plus whatever the singer says live between songs
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  • LoulouLoulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Loulou wrote:
    That friggin G6 song!!! :twisted:

    You ain't fly !!!
    :lol::lol: I guess not? :?
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  • MANKINDMANKIND Posts: 218
    sweet home alabama-skynard
    changes-bowie
    give it away-rhcp
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  • I feel that this should be seen, since I think it helps certify that "Achy Breaky Heart" is indeed the worst song of all time.

    WARNING: This is not for the faint of heart...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc

    :shock:
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