Vegas Refund?? Hahahahaha

BronyBrony Posts: 631
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued her escort service for $1.8 million.

Unhappy customer Hubert Blackman said he was traumatized by the "tragic event," especially when he called cops and they threatened to bust him, the Las Vegas Sun reported Thursday.

"I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened," Blackman said in the suit filed in Manhattan Federal Court, the paper said.

Blackman was staying at the Stratosphere on Dec. 17 when he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to hire a stripper.

Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120.

Instead of staying for the agreed-upon one hour, she left after just 30 minutes.

The hapless tourist called to demand some of his money back.

Then he called cops, who told him he could face arrest because prostitution is illegal in Sin City.

Blackman told the newspaper the stripper solicited the sex act and he was unaware prostitution was illegal in Vegas.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... z1BhYAi6tV
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • eddieceddiec Posts: 3,859
    I guess the college kid won some money to be able to afford that.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Hubert gets an A for effort. This is a good one. :lol:

    Next time he just needs to go outside of city limits. Or to Reno. They don't pull shit like that at the Bunny Ranch. Maybe he can take a vacation there if he wins.
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120

    Was the lapdance so great that it cost more then the sex act?
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Personally, if I was him, I would sue my parents for naming me "Hubert."
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.
  • JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120

    Was the lapdance so great that it cost more then the sex act?

    HAHAHA. You would think the "sex act" would cost more than the lap dance.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Personally, if I was him, I would sue my parents for naming me "Hubert."

    :lol::lol:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120

    Was the lapdance so great that it cost more then the sex act?


    really

    that must have been some dance
    then a $120 what? bj? hj?

    funny as hell
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    Brony wrote:
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued her escort service for $1.8 million.

    Unhappy customer Hubert Blackman said he was traumatized by the "tragic event," especially when he called cops and they threatened to bust him, the Las Vegas Sun reported Thursday.

    "I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened," Blackman said in the suit filed in Manhattan Federal Court, the paper said.

    Blackman was staying at the Stratosphere on Dec. 17 when he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to hire a stripper.

    Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120.

    Instead of staying for the agreed-upon one hour, she left after just 30 minutes.

    The hapless tourist called to demand some of his money back.

    Then he called cops, who told him he could face arrest because prostitution is illegal in Sin City.

    Blackman told the newspaper the stripper solicited the sex act and he was unaware prostitution was illegal in Vegas.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... z1BhYAi6tV
    :lol:

    I bet this will make him a big hit with the ladies at school!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.


    what about seconds :?:
    81 is now off the air

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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    chickweed wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120

    Was the lapdance so great that it cost more then the sex act?


    really

    that must have been some dance
    then a $120 what? bj? hj?

    funny as hell

    its as if he splurged for the truffle mashed potato side dish, but skimped on the salsbury steak main course.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.


    what about seconds :?:


    :lol: i'm old, i havent gone for seconds in......, when i'm done, it's over.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.


    what about seconds :?:


    true - he is college age
    he could have revived
    gone and done
    in thirty minutes

    still
    funny as hell
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    81 wrote:
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.


    what about seconds :?:


    :lol: i'm old, i havent gone for seconds in......, when i'm done, it's over.

    sounds like it only took him seconds...hence the lawsuit!
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    sounds like it only took him seconds...hence the lawsuit!
    She should be suing him.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:

    what about seconds :?:


    :lol: i'm old, i havent gone for seconds in......, when i'm done, it's over.[/quote]

    sounds like it only took him seconds...hence the lawsuit![/quote]


    That i can DO! under a minute if i concentrate.
  • The bottom line is, Hubie is an unhappy customer and he demands retribution.
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  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    81 wrote:
    If she performed a sex act on him, i assume he finished, why would he want her to stick around? Your Done,she leaves, your not starting a new relationship.


    what about seconds :?:
    Hubert wanted cuddle time
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Found Hubert's Picture


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