This Valentine's Day, Why Give A Diamond...

unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTFCIj-7Emk

I've already told Mr. Unlost that while I fully support all efforts to assure healthy male reproductive organs, testicles are not an acceptable alternative to diamonds.

I don't want any odd-looking earrings on Valentine's Day.
15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    You could always give him the inspection for his gift
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • I guess a pearl necklace is out of the question…
    http://pophangover.com/2010/10/11/artist-creates-pearl-necklaces-that-look-like-semen-splotches/
    semen-necklace.jpg

    If CBS really cared, they'd check my boys for me.
    "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Franco with the thread save
    81 is now off the air

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Thought he retired
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    :shock:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Hey..u started it
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Hey..u started it

    *note to self, do not accept little velvet boxes from Phantom Pain*
    :lol::o
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    I don't want any odd-looking earrings on Valentine's Day.
    :lol::D
    JohnFranco wrote:
    I guess a pearl necklace is out of the question…
    http://pophangover.com/2010/10/11/artist-creates-pearl-necklaces-that-look-like-semen-splotches/
    semen-necklace.jpg

    If CBS really cared, they'd check my boys for me.

    When I first looked at the picture I thought it was a geese taking flight :D
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    dcfaithful wrote:
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    :o Some women give a blowjob for 60 SECONDS :?:

    :o :!: :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    stargirl69 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    l_fc19f01609e25916c6a3caebf0c67a5c.jpg
    :o Some women give a blowjob for 60 SECONDS :?:

    :o :!: :lol:

    It's rare, I know. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    dcfaithful wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    l_fc19f01609e25916c6a3caebf0c67a5c.jpg
    :o Some women give a blowjob for 60 SECONDS :?:

    :o :!: :lol:

    It's rare, I know. :lol:



    I've been telling people for years I'm a rare one :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    stargirl69 wrote:
    I've been telling people for years I'm a rare one :lol:

    :shock: ..... 8-):lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    stargirl69 wrote:

    I've been telling people for years I'm a rare one :lol:

    Yeah girl! :lol:

    ...What is with his pajamas?
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    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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