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Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
edited 2011 25 in All Encompassing Trip
Is there a specific drunk/lit rambling thread (besides any post that is made after 3am)??

If not, there should be- like 'what's on your enhanced mind'.
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Magic sauce!

    I;m a little buzzed too. ;)
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I just watched my dog throw up... and I gagged.
    And then she ate it while I was getting a towel... and I just about puked.

    I wonder if any human has ever done that... the thought makes me gag some more.
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    I made and drank too many smoothies today, too many raspberries in them, full of seeds. Had to try out my new blender. No alcohol since the wifey is pregnant. :lol:
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,099
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I just watched my dog throw up... and I gagged.
    And then she ate it while I was getting a towel... and I just about puked.

    I wonder if any human has ever done that... the thought makes me gag some more.
    GG Allin? :o :shock: that and more from what I understand. :? enjoy that thought. :P :mrgreen:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I have a friend that went to vomit outside...leaned over the railing...and vomited all over the dog that was taking a dump in the yard

    here is a 'drunk' thread...
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=145788&hilit=drunk

    but I think it was for the OPs own posterity...whatever...I need a smoke... :mrgreen:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I just watched my dog throw up... and I gagged.
    And then she ate it while I was getting a towel... and I just about puked.

    I wonder if any human has ever done that... the thought makes me gag some more.

    You made me think of an old joke

    I was soooooooo drunk one night when I came home I blew chunks...the only problem.... chunks is my dog

    :sick:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Does anyone else feel like their future happens 10 seconds before it actually does?

    I can watch the news and know what the stories are going to be and the lottery #'s moments before it happens... I know psychic abilties increase while up, but its insane!

    Or maybe it just takes 10 seconds for my brain to process info and I am in slow motion....
    yeah- that's probably it
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I just watched my dog throw up... and I gagged.
    And then she ate it while I was getting a towel... and I just about puked.

    I wonder if any human has ever done that... the thought makes me gag some more.

    You made me think of an old joke

    I was soooooooo drunk one night when I came home I blew chunks...the only problem.... chunks is my dog

    :sick:
    :shock:
    This is pretty fucking sick... yet very funny!
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    mickeyrat wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I just watched my dog throw up... and I gagged.
    And then she ate it while I was getting a towel... and I just about puked.

    I wonder if any human has ever done that... the thought makes me gag some more.
    GG Allin? :o :shock: that and more from what I understand. :? enjoy that thought. :P :mrgreen:
    Is it bad that I don't know who that is? :oops:

    *opens new tab to google GG Allin*
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    GG Allin is one of those people who really annoyed me when he was alive. Almost to the point that if he were alive today i'd go to one of his shows just so i could punch him in the fudd.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    With last night a blur, I wrote down a word to check if it existed today (I do that a lot)...

    Vag-imal

    Another one added to webster!
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    If I were to like Star Wars (or actually have ever watched a single minute of one), and had accquired random shit from the movies, i.e. collectors things found in the residences of most 30-40 year olds apts.- I would open a coffee shop and call it 'Java the Hut'.

    I'm sure this exists somewhere, but would be pretty stellar nonetheless...

    *puff, pass*
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    With last night a blur, I wrote down a word to check if it existed today (I do that a lot)...

    Vag-imal

    Another one added to webster!

    "i'd rather be with a vagimal!!"
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    norm wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    With last night a blur, I wrote down a word to check if it existed today (I do that a lot)...

    Vag-imal

    Another one added to webster!

    "i'd rather be with a vagimal!!"
    This was exactly was I was chanting when I first thought of the word!! Great minds... ;)

    Haven't decided yet what the definition would be- subaru driving, muff divers or men that are super into oral
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