Israel using bird to spy on Saudi Arabia

MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
edited January 2011 in A Moving Train
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/artic ... israel-spy

JERUSALEM—Barely one week after Iran hanged Ali Aqbar Siadat for allegedly collaborating with Israel’s spy agency Mossad, Saudi Arabia claims to have uncovered its own Israeli infiltrator.

His vision and code name may rival 007’s, but “R65” has none of Sean Connery’s sex appeal.

After all, he is only a vulture. Al Weeam, a Saudi newspaper, reported the suspected secret agent was discovered around a house of a sheikh near the city of Hayel. The bird had earlier been banded in a study on bird migration, and was therefore equipped with a GPS locator and a ring tracing it back to Tel Aviv University.

This apparently aroused the suspicion of the sheikh who reported the bird to local police. Scientific practice notwithstanding, al-Weeam and bloggers all over the Arab world were certain: This vulture had been spying for a “Zionist cabal.”

The Saudi accusation may seem paranoid, but fear of Mossad and its penchant for high-tech methods is a staple of Arab coverage of Israel.

And animal-flavoured plots are a rich vein on their own.

Only last month, after a shark attack killed a German tourist in the Red Sea, Egyptian officials blamed the Mossad. One could not rule out the shark had been released next to Egypt’s shores to harm its tourism, speculated the peninsula’s governor Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha.

Many animals undoubtedly serve in Israel’s army and security services: dogs sniff out bombs and alpaca help mountaineers carry their loads. At Tel Aviv University, no one denied the connection to R65.

According to one researcher, it was one of seven vultures that had been banded and had subsequently flown to Saudi Arabia. Four have apparently been killed, one still crosses the desert skies after waiting out the winter in Sudan.

But tales about the use of sharks, birds, rodents or, as has also been claimed, insects in the service of the military are more the fruit of imagination than hard fact.

In October, 2008, Iran “arrested” two pigeons who were reportedly staking out the nuclear enrichment facility in Natanz.

A year earlier, the Iranian press agency IRNA reported that 14 spy squirrels working for the West had been arrested “at the very last moment.”

The Palestinian news wire WAFA reported a few years ago during the Intifada that Israelis were releasing giant rats in East Jerusalem. These killer rodents, “large as dogs,” were supposed to scare the locals out of their homes to leave this equally holy and contested city to the Jews (who apparently are not afraid of giant rats).
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  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    I thought you were talking about this bird.

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  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    gabers wrote:
    I thought you were talking about this bird.

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    Grrr baby yeah!

    As for the story, feels kinda The Oniony, though without sufficient derisive sarcasm.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,158
    It sounds like Israel has harnessed some of Iran's spying technology. Personally, I would have used monkeys instead for my bidding.
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  • yosiyosi NYC Posts: 3,069
    Just another example of how bat-shit crazy the Arab world can be. Sometimes I wonder how a society that is so thoroughly in thrall to this kind of irrational, paranoid thinking will ever be able to get it's act together.
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  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    yosi wrote:
    Just another example of how bat-shit crazy the Arab world can be. Sometimes I wonder how a society that is so thoroughly in thrall to this kind of irrational, paranoid thinking will ever be able to get it's act together.
    speaking of irrational paranoid thinking, is the entire world still trying to exterminate the jews?
  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    yosi wrote:
    Just another example of how bat-shit crazy the Arab world can be. Sometimes I wonder how a society that is so thoroughly in thrall to this kind of irrational, paranoid thinking will ever be able to get it's act together.
    speaking of irrational paranoid thinking, is the entire world still trying to exterminate the jews?


    or when israel was first accused of using white phosphorous and DIME rounds (which is a war crime in a populated area) they in turn accused hamas of firing them?

    or how about operation susannah, yosi, was that paranoid and irrational??
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  • yosiyosi NYC Posts: 3,069
    What is this, "I'm rubber you're glue"? Are you like 12 years old?
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane

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