craps

prytocorduroy

went with a buddy to play craps on new year's day for the first time. was very fun, but a bit overwhelming for a beginner, everything moved so fast. didn't walk out with more than i came in with but will definitely be rollin again.

Chip McFlennigan

I took two craps this morning.

Wasn't feeling so good after my busy night at work.

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

I took two craps this morning.

Wasn't feeling so good after my busy night at work.

Why do boys always feel the need to talk about their craps?

prytocorduroy

johnny america wrote:

I took two craps this morning.

Wasn't feeling so good after my busy night at work.

Chip McFlennigan

ZiggyStar wrote:

johnny america wrote:

I took two craps this morning.

Wasn't feeling so good after my busy night at work.

Why do boys always feel the need to talk about their craps?

The same reason girls always feel the need to talk about their cramps.

Pwned.

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

johnny america wrote:

I took two craps this morning.

Wasn't feeling so good after my busy night at work.

Why do boys always feel the need to talk about their craps?

The same reason girls always feel the need to talk about their cramps.

Pwned.

Bullshit I've been pwned......I never talk about my cramps.

Chip McFlennigan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergnKrTO ... r_embedded

lmao

Chip McFlennigan

ZiggyStar wrote:

Bullshit I've been pwned......I never talk about my cramps.

That's because YOU PEOPLE only talk about SHREEMP awn da BAWBIE, MOITE! CRIKEY 'EN INNIT?

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Bullshit I've been pwned......I never talk about my cramps.

That's because YOU PEOPLE only talk about SHREEMP awn da BAWBIE, MOITE! CRIKEY 'EN INNIT?

You've heard me talk. I sound nothing like that. And they're fucking prawns. And no one I know ever drinks Fosters....or says crikey. But we do have pet kangaroos that we saddle up and ride to school. I even rode mine to work for a while since I'm so small....generally adults can't fit on a standard sized kangaroo....but he got sick and died. :(

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

And they're fucking prawns.

I was waiting for that

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

And they're fucking prawns.

I was waiting for that

It's my duty as an Australian to inform any dickhead who calls them shrimp that they are in fact prawns.

Chip McFlennigan

ZiggyStar wrote:

You've heard me talk. I sound nothing like that. And they're fucking prawns. And no one I know ever drinks Fosters....or says crikey. But we do have pet kangaroos that we saddle up and ride to school. I even rode mine to work for a while since I'm so small....generally adults can't fit on a standard sized kangaroo....but he got sick and died. :(

Prawns? What does Chess have to do with barbecuing seafood? Way to change the subject.

I heard your people also wade into swamps full of Crocodiles and Snakes, but only if you're wearing shorts.

You also have a very strict definition of what a "KNOIFE" is.

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

You've heard me talk. I sound nothing like that. And they're fucking prawns. And no one I know ever drinks Fosters....or says crikey. But we do have pet kangaroos that we saddle up and ride to school. I even rode mine to work for a while since I'm so small....generally adults can't fit on a standard sized kangaroo....but he got sick and died. :(

Prawns? What does Chess have to do with barbecuing seafood? Way to change the subject.

I heard your people also wade into swamps full of Crocodiles and Snakes, but only if you're wearing shorts.

You also have a very strict definition of what a "KNOIFE" is.

You heard correctly re the crocs and snakes....the shorts are a necessity. Crocodiles don't like bare legs. If you're wearing jeans, you're fucked!

Knife....the bigger the better. I got my first real knife at 4 years of age. It was almost bigger than me!! It was handed down to me from my dad. I love that bloody knife.

Chip McFlennigan

Is your last name Dundee?

ZiggyStar

Oh and they're not called swamps here.....creeks, billabongs, mangroves.....but not swamps.

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

Is your last name Dundee?

Middle name. Well, one of my middle names. I have three.

ZiggyStar

I'm going back to bed. :wave:

prytocorduroy, sorry for taking over your thread. Blame Johnny A! He started it!

Chip McFlennigan

ZiggyStar wrote:

johnny america wrote:

Is your last name Dundee?

Middle name. Well, one of my middle names. I have three.

Way to perpetuate the stereotypes.

Ugh.

Hey, PM me some pics of your bo . . . face.

Chip McFlennigan

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm going back to bed. :wave:

prytocorduroy, sorry for taking over your thread. Blame Johnny A! He started it!

Blame the Americans. All you Europeans are alike. Hey, take Schwarzenegger back, will ya?

ZiggyStar

johnny america wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

johnny america wrote:

Is your last name Dundee?

Middle name. Well, one of my middle names. I have three.

Way to perpetuate the stereotypes.

Ugh.

Hey, PM me some pics of your bo . . . face.

You shouldn't have deleted the last one I gave you. I told you there would be no more! Idiot.

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