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jimmyjazz14jimmyjazz14 Posts: 77
edited January 2011 in The Porch
Title says it all folks. Here's my go-to nickname to impress the ladies.


Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears
Without Me, it's just Aweso
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  • Cool Face RyanCool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    Manaconda (Thank you, Conan.)
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  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,724
    best of times
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  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,724
    Dick Armey

    remember this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMXxMV67Ov4
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    the 5 year old boys I nanny for refer to it as their "winkiedoodles." Gets me every time.
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Dong...
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  • mcgavinjmcgavinj Idaho Falls, ID, USA Posts: 311
    peas and carrots
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    JM4830 wrote:
    peas and carrots


    peas an carrots?

    Pretty small package.
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
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    Big Jim & the Twins
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  • stickman81stickman81 Posts: 437
    Umpa Lumpa's
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Not really a best nickname but a funny story.

    My sister-in-law is at the beach with her sons, whom have different fathers, and the older one see his brother's thingamajig and asks his mom, "why is his worm bigger than mine?" She quickly replies, "ask your father."

    :lol:
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    The Vein Braided Meat Rope
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    WHAAHYEAH!!
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    I'm so thrilled that paying fan club fees gets me access to great Pearl Jam threads like this one.
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    Stanley... You know, like the power drill - Andrew Dice Clay
  • lostrocker815lostrocker815 Posts: 354
    what does this have to do with Pearl Jam?

    ....hmm...

    I aint gonna say it... wont say ANYTHING..

    BUT...

    this could have something to do w/ PJ


    hehehe
    Pearl Jam Pearl Jam Pearl Jam!

    I'm looking to buy a single ticket to Ed's Sydney Opera House show, PM me if you've got a spare! I don't care where the seat is! :D
  • dwhite76dwhite76 Posts: 2,801
    THE PACKAGE :lol:
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    Franks and Beans :o

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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,960
    One eyed purple headed yougurt slinger

    or just

    Manland
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  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,118
    jimmyjazz14 wrote:
    Title says it all folks. Here's my go-to nickname to impress the ladies.


    Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears
    isn't that a band?
    www.RLMcDaniel.com

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    1998: Birmingham
    2000: Charlotte, Tampa
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    2012: Music Midtown
    2014: Memphis
    2016: Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Jacksonville, JazzFest
    2018: Wrigley 1, Fenway 1
    2022: Nashville
    2023: Ft. Worth II
    2024: Baltimore
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Well since this thread is in the porch...

    Long Road

    or in my case

    Nothing As It Seems :oops:
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    Cock
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,457
    why hasn't this moved to the "anatomy" topic on the board index yet? seriously. this thread is playing survivor right now.
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    IBTL :lol:
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Soulfire42 wrote:
    I'm so thrilled that paying fan club fees gets me access to great Pearl Jam threads like this one.

    it's worth the increase, isn't it?
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    Cropduster :D
    33...
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    Bits and Pieces
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    The 10c
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