A buttload of X-mas Ass Crack

eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
edited December 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

    Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

    i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours. :lol:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

    i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours. :lol:

    Yeah, there wasn't a single redeeming quality to my view.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,669
    and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
    truly
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 30,647
    Hey man, Crack kills rimshot.gif
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dickweed wrote:
    and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
    truly

    Not only did I share, I used that sharing to create a Christmas thread! Nothing says the holidays like man-crack.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,669
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dickweed wrote:
    and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
    truly

    Not only did I share, I used that sharing to create a Christmas thread! Nothing says the holidays like man-crack.

    yes
    why, it's a festivus miracle!!
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 14,840
    I rank this as the best xmas thread ever!!
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  • Boo Boo wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

    Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!

    Is that not seriously THE stupidist look ever? And I have no idea how it can be comfortable, walking around with your pants belted across your groin. I swear, every time I see someone walking around like that, I just want to go over to them and pull their god damn pants up for them, and tell them, you look fucking ridiculous! Shits me to tears.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater BostonPosts: 12,553
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

    i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours. :lol:

    Yeah, there wasn't a single redeeming quality to my view.

    So, Eyed... exactly how long did you stare at the man crack?
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  • Hey man, Crack kills rimshot.gif

    :lol:


    this thread is the best christmas thread i've ever seen (in my month of being on the board lol)
    nothing is more merrier than crack :D
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 14,840
    Boo Boo wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

    Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!

    Is that not seriously THE stupidist look ever? And I have no idea how it can be comfortable, walking around with your pants belted across your groin. I swear, every time I see someone walking around like that, I just want to go over to them and pull their god damn pants up for them, and tell them, you look fucking ridiculous! Shits me to tears.
    either that , or just give them the mother of all wedgies. :mrgreen:
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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