A buttload of X-mas Ass Crack

eyedclaar

Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

Green Circle

eyedclaar wrote:

Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!

81

ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours.

eyedclaar

81 wrote:

ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours.

Yeah, there wasn't a single redeeming quality to my view.

theserialthrilla

mysticweed

and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
truly

eeriepadave

Hey man, Crack kills

eyedclaar

dickweed wrote:

and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
truly

Not only did I share, I used that sharing to create a Christmas thread! Nothing says the holidays like man-crack.

mysticweed

eyedclaar wrote:

dickweed wrote:

and we thank you for sharing this memorable moment with us
truly

Not only did I share, I used that sharing to create a Christmas thread! Nothing says the holidays like man-crack.

yes
why, it's a festivus miracle!!

mickeyrat

I rank this as the best xmas thread ever!!

stardust1976

Boo Boo wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!

Is that not seriously THE stupidist look ever? And I have no idea how it can be comfortable, walking around with your pants belted across your groin. I swear, every time I see someone walking around like that, I just want to go over to them and pull their god damn pants up for them, and tell them, you look fucking ridiculous! Shits me to tears.

unlost dogs

eyedclaar wrote:

81 wrote:

ironically enough, a coworker walked by my office this AM and was adjusting something. anyways, she was showing off the top of her crack.

i'm guessing my view was a little better than yours.

Yeah, there wasn't a single redeeming quality to my view.

So, Eyed... exactly how long did you stare at the man crack?

PilateOfTheStorm

eeriepadave wrote:

Hey man, Crack kills

this thread is the best christmas thread i've ever seen (in my month of being on the board lol)
nothing is more merrier than crack

mookeywrench

mickeyrat

stardust1976 wrote:

Boo Boo wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Is visible right outside my office window right this second. Seriously, overweight construction guy fixing the back door, my window is glass, I can see you, you can see me, let's keep that in mind, please. Besides, you aren't a teenager, pull up your fuckin' pants!

Christ!! Even if you are a teenager Up 'em up...You look fuckin' ridiculous!!!

Is that not seriously THE stupidist look ever? And I have no idea how it can be comfortable, walking around with your pants belted across your groin. I swear, every time I see someone walking around like that, I just want to go over to them and pull their god damn pants up for them, and tell them, you look fucking ridiculous! Shits me to tears.

either that , or just give them the mother of all wedgies.