my 90 sammies i just ordered came

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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    im in a food coma.........all 90 are gonzo
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    81 wrote:
    when you stomach gurgles and you have to sit back down after you think you are done for the 3rd time. that's it.

    Yeah thats true...especially if youre at work

    That TP is like sand paper....then you have swamp ass all day

    u just convinced me to not go there for lunch
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    im in a food coma.........all 90 are gonzo

    Go have a cancer stick ya bastad
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    swamp ass. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    81 wrote:
    when you stomach gurgles and you have to sit back down after you think you are done for the 3rd time. that's it.

    Yeah thats true...especially if youre at work

    That TP is like sand paper....then you have swamp ass all day

    u just convinced me to not go there for lunch

    I don't know if it's swamp ass as much as it's your ass on fire. Swamp ass if what I get in July and August when it's 95 degrees out with 100% humidity.
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    im in a food coma.........all 90 are gonzo

    Go have a cancer stick ya bastad


    had 2 already :D

    nap time
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    i believe the term is ass-splashers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    81 wrote:
    when you stomach gurgles and you have to sit back down after you think you are done for the 3rd time. that's it.

    Yeah thats true...especially if youre at work

    That TP is like sand paper....then you have swamp ass all day

    u just convinced me to not go there for lunch

    I don't know if it's swamp ass as much as it's your ass on fire. Swamp ass if what I get in July and August when it's 95 degrees out with 100% humidity.

    Yeah..there are different versions of swamp ass

    The one you suggested and the one where you can't wipe anymore because it hurts leaving behind that itcy-burning-flare


    In most cases you can only take a shower to relieve the symptoms or have a stash of wet wipes at your desk
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Yeah thats true...especially if youre at work

    That TP is like sand paper....then you have swamp ass all day

    u just convinced me to not go there for lunch

    I don't know if it's swamp ass as much as it's your ass on fire. Swamp ass if what I get in July and August when it's 95 degrees out with 100% humidity.

    Yeah..there are different versions of swamp ass

    The one you suggested and the one where you can't wipe anymore because it hurts leaving behind that itcy-burning-flare


    In most cases you can only take a shower to relieve the symptoms or have a stash of wet wipes at your desk

    That's the worst when there's no more TP.

    No more TP? I guess I'll take a shower...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I think everybody on this thread should listen to Mr. Bungle's "My Ass Is on Fire" before the day is done.
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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