And speaking of religious beliefs....

gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
edited December 2010 in A Moving Train
from the AP wire...

Inmate seeking kosher meals cites Festivus belief


http://www.bnd.com/2010/12/13/1514870/i ... z181tSMF4E

SANTA ANA, Calif. -- An inmate in California who disliked salami was able to receive kosher meals after his attorney cited the "Seinfeld" holiday Festivus as his religious belief. The Orange County Register reported Monday that 38-year-old convicted drug dealer Malcolm Alarmo King asked for kosher meals at the Theo Lacy jail to maintain his physique.

Orange County sheriff's officials reserve such meals for inmates with religious needs, so a judge demanded a religious reason for King to get the meals.

His defense attorney, Fred Thiagarajah, cited his client's devotion to Festivus - the holiday celebrated on the hit TV show with an aluminum pole and the airing of grievances.

Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

AWESOME :lol::lol::lol:8-)
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    might be the first ever festivus miracle
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    who says all criminals are stupid :lol:

    Godfather.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    It's a Festivus Miracle!!!
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    festivus in prison...feats of strength...with or without shivs? :think:
  • norm wrote:
    festivus in prison...feats of strength...with or without shivs? :think:
    Norm's on the moving train :shock:

    Ohhh... you guys are allowed to have fun here? :lol:
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    i thought we could have used a moment of levity lol....

    and i believe in "prison festivus" the pole is stainless steel, and the feats of strength includes shanks and bodily fluids..unless you are in solitary, then you can't have the airing of grievances or the feats of strength at all...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • well where is my Kosher meal
    after all it was FESTIVUS for the rest of US
    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    norm wrote:
    festivus in prison...feats of strength...with or without shivs? :think:
    Norm's on the moving train :shock:

    Ohhh... you guys are allowed to have fun here? :lol:

    what are you kidding? the moving train is pure comedy! :P :lol:
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Happy Festivus everyone! :mrgreen:
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