What's on the Menu?..........................

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  • acrossssSsssshittt
    acrossssSsssshittt Posts: 1,014
    Half Full wrote:
    acrossOceans wrote:
    Half Full wrote:
    I'm sorry
    Monkey pebbles are only served on Tuesdays after 11:30 pm

    Available Now Furthermore is

    Orange pie batter
    Black-Eyed Pees
    Monkey pebble cake
    sardine rash &
    Mr. Peepers

    i'll be sure to come back Tuesday... i'll be there 11.30 sharp... am

    for now I'll have Mr Peeper's Pees thank you
    Mr. Peeper's has no Pees
    I am sure that Mr. Peppers, however, has slinked some rusty tangled ones out though.

    you keep tellin me this or that's not there : (

    so while you were out i busted your place and had everythin...from your secret stash of monkey pebbles to Mr Peeper's hidden pee wees to fried camel, which tasted baked to me, to your sea monkeys....

    I'm sorry half half.. but now I'm full full and happy ... so thank you : )
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Half Full wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i misread
    peepers
    not peppers

    i had a slinky
    i named him mr. peepers

    I wasn't going to say so at first
    but, Chadwick?
    this IS Mr. Peepers the slinky. :shock:
    Mr. Peepers didn't want his last name--"the slinky"--revealed until now.

    and I think he wants you to order him.
    mr. peepers and papa peepers
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Half Full wrote:
    I'm very sorry...
    Some cat from across the oceans ate Mr. Peepers and his Papa.

    With Regrets,

    The Management

    P.S. However, the catch of the day is Skateboard Salmon with Tuna Shrivels
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9TzBTKRfPU
    mr. peepers & papa peepers eating skateboard salmon & tuna shrivels
    and humping
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollings
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  • gearboy
    gearboy Posts: 349
    Being a professional Chef, :D I'll stick with the classics:

    great green gobs of greasy grimmy gofer guts
    mutilated monkey meat
    whirlly/burly birdy feat
    french fried eyeballs-boiling in a bowl of blood

    Don't forget your spoon
    or you can bring a staw
    IT'S NO CRIME TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!
    03/22/94, 01/14/95, 09/24/96, 08/25/98, 08/26/98, 08/31/98, 09/01/98, 09/22/98, 09/23/98, 08/09/00, 08/10/00, 08/12/00, 08/20/00, 08/21/00, 04/11/03, 04/13/03, 07/08/03, 07/09/03, 09/28/04, 09/29/04, 10/06/04, 10/08/04, 09/28/05, 05/20/06, 05/03/10, 05/04/10, 05/10/10
  • rollings
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  • gearboy
    gearboy Posts: 349
    Half Full wrote:
    gearboy wrote:
    Being a professional Chef, :D I'll stick with the classics:

    great green gobs of greasy grimmy gofer guts
    mutilated monkey meat
    whirlly/burly birdy feat
    french fried eyeballs-boiling in a bowl of blood

    Don't forget your spoon
    or you can bring a staw

    This resembles George Carlin's cheer.

    I think it's a kids song, I used to sing it in the kitchen all the time
    IT'S NO CRIME TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!
    03/22/94, 01/14/95, 09/24/96, 08/25/98, 08/26/98, 08/31/98, 09/01/98, 09/22/98, 09/23/98, 08/09/00, 08/10/00, 08/12/00, 08/20/00, 08/21/00, 04/11/03, 04/13/03, 07/08/03, 07/09/03, 09/28/04, 09/29/04, 10/06/04, 10/08/04, 09/28/05, 05/20/06, 05/03/10, 05/04/10, 05/10/10
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  • acrossssSsssshittt
    acrossssSsssshittt Posts: 1,014
    Half Full wrote:
    Thank you, kind Mr. A' la Waiter, for showing the live menu.

    Unfortunately, clientele, because of some hungry cat across the oceans, Peeper's Pee Wees

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    and Slinky Peepers


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    are no longer available.

    Please write soon.

    a hungry cat I may have been but I'm now a hungrier, unstable monkey and my name is Pebbles...

    I break establishments... that's what I do

    now would you please reserve the bunsen burner seats for me and my crew ?

    thank you thank you

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