... does anyone remember the cartoon that would say "heavens to mergatroid" (sp?) some kind of a pink cat that also said "exit stage left" for the life of me i can't remember...geez louise
that was snagglepuss.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I like the analogies that some old people use..."Tim, you're shaking more than a dog trying to shit a peach pit..." and they're all serious about it too....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Guilty!! I actually said "colder than a witches titty" today and I was too late to stop myself.. In my defense, it was really fucking cold today here in the motor city..
"Are you dry fucking me?" is a personal fav my friend Tim uses..
Fuck me sideways is pretty dubloon too
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
For those Aussies and kiwis out there. Alf Stewart from Home and Away has some of the best lines ever on TV!
Some Alfisms
"Stone the flaming crows!"
"He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg! "
"I'll be all over you like a cheap suit! "
"get out of ere ya flamin mongrels!"
"flamin galaar"
"strike me pink"
"strewth!"
"I hope you're not giving my grandson the rough end of the pineapple!"
I tend to ask kids, "Want some cheese with that whine?" they don't get it and it makes me laugh....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
"don't crawdad on my meal"
"fuller than a butcher's bulldog"
"fuller than a buzzard in a gut truck"
"put a stick in your spokes"
"you're queering my plans"
"does the pope shit in the woods"
"don't crawdad on my meal"
"fuller than a butcher's bulldog"
"fuller than a buzzard in a gut truck"
"put a stick in your spokes"
"you're queering my plans"
"does the pope shit in the woods"
and many, many more
the guy's a riot
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt a minute. DOES the Pope shit in the woods? :think: :think: :think: :think:
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
"don't crawdad on my meal"
"fuller than a butcher's bulldog"
"fuller than a buzzard in a gut truck"
"put a stick in your spokes"
"you're queering my plans"
"does the pope shit in the woods"
and many, many more
the guy's a riot
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt a minute. DOES the Pope shit in the woods? :think: :think: :think: :think:
apparently in niota, illinois
the pope shit in the woods
I remember the first time I used this term--fuck'n A. I said it to my mom, I was about 11. I was in the backseat of the car and must have thought I was safe. No dice... We came to an abrupt stop I was the recipient of the back of the hand to the face. Wonder why I was the only child who ever got slapped? :think:
I remember the first time I used this term--fuck'n A. I said it to my mom, I was about 11. I was in the backseat of the car and must have thought I was safe. No dice... We came to an abrupt stop I was the recipient of the back of the hand to the face. Wonder why I was the only child who ever got slapped? :think:
that sucks
i got slapped a lot too
i deserved it
i got spanked a lot too
i deserved that too
dunno if i ever got slapped for saying "fucking-a" though :think:
I remember the first time I used this term--fuck'n A. I said it to my mom, I was about 11. I was in the backseat of the car and must have thought I was safe. No dice... We came to an abrupt stop I was the recipient of the back of the hand to the face. Wonder why I was the only child who ever got slapped? :think:
that sucks
i got slapped a lot too
i deserved it
i got spanked a lot too
i deserved that too
dunno if i ever got slapped for saying "fucking-a" though :think:
I probably only got slapped about 3 or 4 times. This was a real shocker to my mom apparently...not so much anymore. I broke her in.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I remember the first time I used this term--fuck'n A. I said it to my mom, I was about 11. I was in the backseat of the car and must have thought I was safe. No dice... We came to an abrupt stop I was the recipient of the back of the hand to the face. Wonder why I was the only child who ever got slapped? :think:
that sucks
i got slapped a lot too
i deserved it
i got spanked a lot too
i deserved that too
dunno if i ever got slapped for saying "fucking-a" though :think:
We were lads, me and cousin, and our moms took us to the store, told us to pick out a toy.
Cuz got a little gun, called a 'son-of-a-gun' and i got a hot wheel.
We got to the checkout and I yell out....
"I want one of those sonofabitches!"
No spanking...just laughing I am told...I got the sonofabitch too
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Comments
that was snagglepuss.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
and
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
- Christopher McCandless
"Are you dry fucking me?" is a personal fav my friend Tim uses..
Fuck me sideways is pretty dubloon too
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Some Alfisms
"Stone the flaming crows!"
"He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg! "
"I'll be all over you like a cheap suit! "
"get out of ere ya flamin mongrels!"
"flamin galaar"
"strike me pink"
"strewth!"
"I hope you're not giving my grandson the rough end of the pineapple!"
There are so many more...
- Christopher McCandless
haha my friend always says that
another friend always says "FUDGE" instead of Fu- you get it :P
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
"Don't get your panties in a bunch"
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Does the baptist church have a bus?
Or when asking someone what's up
What's the deal (dill) pickle?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
"don't crawdad on my meal"
"fuller than a butcher's bulldog"
"fuller than a buzzard in a gut truck"
"put a stick in your spokes"
"you're queering my plans"
"does the pope shit in the woods"
and many, many more
the guy's a riot
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
the pope shit in the woods
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
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Fuck'n A is used a lot in NZ as well as Yeah Nah
I remember the first time I used this term--fuck'n A. I said it to my mom, I was about 11. I was in the backseat of the car and must have thought I was safe. No dice... We came to an abrupt stop I was the recipient of the back of the hand to the face. Wonder why I was the only child who ever got slapped? :think:
i got slapped a lot too
i deserved it
i got spanked a lot too
i deserved that too
dunno if i ever got slapped for saying "fucking-a" though :think:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I probably only got slapped about 3 or 4 times. This was a real shocker to my mom apparently...not so much anymore. I broke her in.
I think every band is a little cautious when the drummer starts to write tunes.
Matt Cameron
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
and the milk was sour too
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Cuz got a little gun, called a 'son-of-a-gun' and i got a hot wheel.
We got to the checkout and I yell out....
"I want one of those sonofabitches!"
No spanking...just laughing I am told...I got the sonofabitch too
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all