6-ft stork fed on hobbits

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited July 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40577049/?GT1=43001

no really
a giant stork ate my baby
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i'm not remotely interested in the subject title, just felt sorry that your thread had zero replies... ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm not remotely interested in the subject title, just felt sorry that your thread had zero replies... ;)

    Besides, that's all in the past. I'm a 6-ft man that eats babies to this day, but you don't see me clamoring for headlines.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm not remotely interested in the subject title, just felt sorry that your thread had zero replies... ;)

    wow, how sweet :D

    but really you should look at the illustration of a 6' stork beside a hobbit person
    this isn't mothra or godzilla
    it's evolution baby
    on the isle of lores in indonesia
    it's fucking phenomenal
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,968
    this thread is useless without...oh wait - shit that's messed up.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • "Those tasty hobbitses"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    if youve ever seen a cassowary or are even aware of them, the existence of giant storks isnt really surprising. some birds get big.... and hungry so it would seem.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    100 pages back
    a 6 foot tall stork feeds on hobbits
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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