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Chuck Norris to become honorary Texas Ranger

Boxes&BooksBoxes&Books USA Posts: 2,672
edited December 2010 in A Moving Train
Finally!

Progressives, criminals, and the Fed Gov must be shaking in their boots!


Chuck Norris won't be honored by Texas, Texas will be honored by Chuck Norris



:D
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  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    Is this because they're worried about Cliff Lee going to the Yankees and they're looking for another arm to bolster their starting rotation?
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    chuck_norris_on_family_guy-2444.jpg
    chuck norris, so bad even his beard can kick your a@@...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Boxes&BooksBoxes&Books USA Posts: 2,672
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    chuck_norris_on_family_guy-2444.jpg
    chuck norris, so bad even his beard can kick your a@@...


    :lol::lol:


    Apparently, Chuck Norris was asked to be in The Expendables movie, but declined the offer because he didn't agree with the action style of the movie.
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    chuck norris doesn't get wet.


    water gets chuck norris.
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    Commy wrote:
    chuck norris doesn't get wet.
    water gets chuck norris.

    That's disgusting :x
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
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    I'll be back
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    sharks have chuck norris week.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Commy wrote:
    sharks have chuck norris week.
    kinda like the moving train has commy week, right?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Commy wrote:
    sharks have chuck norris week.
    kinda like the moving train has commy week, right?



    we're on the same side, you and i.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Commy wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Commy wrote:
    sharks have chuck norris week.
    kinda like the moving train has commy week, right?



    we're on the same side, you and i.
    since when?

    sez who?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    since when?

    sez who?
    "sez" your posts. it makes more sense to be consistent.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Commy wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    since when?

    sez who?
    "sez" your posts. it makes more sense to be consistent.
    i am consistent.

    we are not on the same side,

    you have your side

    i have mine.

    you have your friends

    i have mine.

    we are not enemies

    but we are not friends either.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Commy wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    since when?

    sez who?
    "sez" your posts. it makes more sense to be consistent.
    i am consistent.

    we are not on the same side,

    you have your side

    i have mine.

    you have your friends

    i have mine.

    we are not enemies

    but we are not friends either.



    quite the revelation.,


    we are not friends. we are not enemies. anybody anywhere could say the same about anyone anywhere and be accurate. you aren't saying a goddamn thing.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Commy wrote:
    anybody anywhere could say the same about anyone anywhere and be accurate. you aren't saying a goddamn thing.
    i'm not saying anything?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Commy wrote:
    anybody anywhere could say the same about anyone anywhere and be accurate. you aren't saying a goddamn thing.
    i'm not saying anything?


    "we are not enemies. but we are not friends either."



    indeed.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Ma ... nyPack.png
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    what the hells going on in this thread?
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,414
    I think we need to send Chuck Norris in to break this one up.
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  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Commy wrote:
    anybody anywhere could say the same about anyone anywhere and be accurate. you aren't saying a goddamn thing.
    i'm not saying anything?

    Wait - who's on first?
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • KatKat Posts: 4,908
    wolfamongwolves wrote:
    I think we need to send Chuck Norris in to break this one up.

    We agree with you and he's on his way to deal with a few people who are determined to not get along here.

    Personal comments back and forth derailing threads is going to result in a week-long ban for people who do this. To them: If you don't like each other and can't resist posting that way, leave or ignore.

    TIME-OUT
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • Boxes&BooksBoxes&Books USA Posts: 2,672
    Kat wrote:
    wolfamongwolves wrote:
    I think we need to send Chuck Norris in to break this one up.

    We agree with you and he's on his way to deal with a few people who are determined to not get along here.

    Personal comments back and forth derailing threads is going to result in a week-long ban for people who do this. To them: If you don't like each other and can't resist posting that way, leave or ignore.

    TIME-OUT



    I heard that Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, but we are screwed because Chuck Norris doesn't cry. :cry:
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    tonifig8 wrote:

    I heard that Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, but we are screwed because Chuck Norris doesn't cry. :cry:
    haha.




    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    batman and spiderman once got into a fight.

    Chuck Norris won.
  • Boxes&BooksBoxes&Books USA Posts: 2,672
    There is no theory of evolution... There is only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live!


    :lol:
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
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    I'll be back
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