Man marries dog....

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited December 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    What a fruit loop.

    Would be interesting to see what happens when he says 'fetch the bone'
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  • pjfan31 wrote:
    What a fruit loop.

    Would be interesting to see what happens when he says 'fetch the bone'

    :lol:
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    edited December 2010
    What's the problem? I married an old dog once.

    Mind you I'm not sure I liked this bit
    "and now this Queensland man has taken the plunge - with his pooch." :shock:
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    A young man after my own heart, sweet and funny with a great capacity for love! Uplifting story when there are so many sad ones out there. 'Honey' awesome name...I like this lad. :D.... He will make a great catch someday for a nice young lady who loves doggies too
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,263
    I bet their wedding song is ANIMAL :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • I actually worked with a guy who was in the midst of petitioning upon the state of California, in the city of North Corona, to marry his horse. He actually went before a psych board, and then a law board, then the judge, all of whom he told it was not a beastiality thing, but simply that there was no woman he'd ever met as decent as his 12 year old mare. Totally insane. BUT to each their own.. I just would rather marry a human myself, than an animal.
  • I actually worked with a guy who was in the midst of petitioning upon the state of California, in the city of North Corona, to marry his horse. He actually went before a psych board, and then a law board, then the judge, all of whom he told it was not a beastiality thing, but simply that there was no woman he'd ever met as decent as his 12 year old mare. Totally insane. BUT to each their own.. I just would rather marry a human myself, than an animal.

    Talk about a waste of taxpayers money. At least they knew enough to put him in front of a psych board. :crazy:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ...and homosexuals marrying is still an issue to some people in this world? :roll:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    pandora wrote:
    A young man after my own heart, sweet and funny with a great capacity for love! Uplifting story when there are so many sad ones out there. 'Honey' awesome name...I like this lad. :D.... He will make a great catch someday for a nice young lady who loves doggies too


    My poor old dogs name was Honi. She was a sweet thing, died 6 years ago, and haven't had another dog since :(
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    I'd marry my socks if it gets me tax breaks and better car insurance rates..
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'd marry my socks if it gets me tax breaks and better car insurance rates..

    A wife and wank-it cap in one! :thumbup:
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  • Doesn't marriage in AU require mutual consent?
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Doesn't marriage in AU require mutual consent?


    Nup. Just the other day, I saw this good looking girl in the street. I dragged her off to the nearest priest and we have been happily married for 3 days now.
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  • oh how funny, that was such a trip to remember that guy.. he was so normal til he introduced you to his horse, whom he reffered to as his "fiance'". By thye time I left working there, he was stillllllllll petitioning. Janet Reno was NOT going for it.. he'd appealed three times by the time I'd gotten there. Apparently he'd started this petition when he bought the horse at 6 years old.. He always said there was no woman as loving, devoted, or sincere, as his horse.. Shit.. if that's the damned case, I shoulda married my wolf dog before he died!!lmao!
  • I wonder where you would take a dog for the honeymoon?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • why you'd take em to the dog park.. duh.. lmao
  • I guess it was love at first bite.
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  • ajedigeckoajedigecko Posts: 2,430
    just another reason people should listen to their doctors......and not their friends and families.

    stay on your "weirdo" pills.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pjfan31 wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    A young man after my own heart, sweet and funny with a great capacity for love! Uplifting story when there are so many sad ones out there. 'Honey' awesome name...I like this lad. :D.... He will make a great catch someday for a nice young lady who loves doggies too


    My poor old dogs name was Honi. She was a sweet thing, died 6 years ago, and haven't had another dog since :(

    oh I'm sorry, I bet you have a lot of love to give to another doggie looking for a good home.
    Maybe you could rescue one from the pound, save a life and complete yours.
    I went 13 years ago and got my Charlie, they were to put him down the next day.
    He is snoring peacefully next to me now and most always. He is a good old dog, my Charlie :D
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    why you'd take em to the dog park.. duh.. lmao

    Either that or a romantic stay at a boarding facility.
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  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    I guess it was love at first bite.

    Ba-dun dun chhh!
  • UpSideDown wrote:
    I guess it was love at first bite.

    Ba-dun dun chhh!

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    pandora wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    A young man after my own heart, sweet and funny with a great capacity for love! Uplifting story when there are so many sad ones out there. 'Honey' awesome name...I like this lad. :D.... He will make a great catch someday for a nice young lady who loves doggies too


    My poor old dogs name was Honi. She was a sweet thing, died 6 years ago, and haven't had another dog since :(

    oh I'm sorry, I bet you have a lot of love to give to another doggie looking for a good home.
    Maybe you could rescue one from the pound, save a life and complete yours.
    I went 13 years ago and got my Charlie, they were to put him down the next day.
    He is snoring peacefully next to me now and most always. He is a good old dog, my Charlie :D


    I'm still at home (I'm still young, plus studying). But I got 2 young nephews, and another (niece/nephew) on the way. Mum says there is no way she would get a dog with such young kids around. Sad, but when I move out I will get one.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    pandora wrote:
    A young man after my own heart, sweet and funny with a great capacity for love! Uplifting story when there are so many sad ones out there. 'Honey' awesome name...I like this lad. :D.... He will make a great catch someday for a nice young lady who loves doggies too
    i can't take it any longer. because of your post i will read this story.
    i will now click the link above and give it a fair chance before giving my two cents worth.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i understand he loves his dog
    a lot of people love their dog, their cat, their goldfish, or their horse
    a person marrying an animal is a waste of time and money
    what a way to get attention for one's self

    he is a bit to different for my liking
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    legally if he dies today wouldn't the dog be entitled to his stuff, his money?
    here you go dog
    a bank account and a saving account with money already in them both.
    you were a good wife to what's his nuts.
    oh and btw, the house payment is due next week.

    be well, pooch
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
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