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Artificial Christmas Tree......

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,468
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I broke down and bought a fake tree this year.
I am ashamed.....

The fucker was marked down $200...So I bought it....

I dont know...
I just dont feel right about this......
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    :oops:
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    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I broke down and bought a fake tree this year.
    I am ashamed.....

    The fucker was marked down $200...So I bought it....

    I dont know...
    I just dont feel right about this......



    Then throw it out and go get a real one. Problem solved. ;)
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I broke down and bought a fake tree this year.
    I am ashamed.....

    The fucker was marked down $200...So I bought it....

    I dont know...
    I just dont feel right about this......



    Then throw it out and go get a real one. Problem solved. ;)

    :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what no fight with kathy over the tree? it's just not christmas
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,468
    norm wrote:
    what no fight with kathy over the tree? it's just not christmas
    EXACTLY!!!!!!!

    I just threw 13 years of tradition...Right down the fucking drain....

    We bought the tree...
    We put it in the car...
    We got it home.....
    It took an hour or so to get it all put together and looking pretty.....

    And I feel like.....
    Actually...... I cant even explain how I feel....

    It just isnt fucking right!!!!!!
    hehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    buy a pine-scented candle
    (a real one)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,468
    Half Full wrote:
    buy a pine-scented candle
    (a real one)

    Kathy will have pine cones all over the house...within the next few weeks...

    She is BIG on pine cones....hehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    this feels like when i found out santa wasn't real
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    norm wrote:
    this feels like when i found out santa wasn't real

    Lies, all lies.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,468
    norm wrote:
    this feels like when i found out santa wasn't real
    I now am the proud owner of a 4ft Santa....He is on my front lawn just BEGGING for someone to knock him over....hehehehehehe

    I also own a 4ft Snoopy....
    Sitting on his dog house wearing a Santa Hat....

    Anyone fucks with Snoopy....And I will break their fucking legs!!!! hehehehehe

    "Its the most.... wonderful time.... of the year"!!!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    norm wrote:
    this feels like when i found out santa wasn't real
    Like he's not :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I now am the proud owner of a 4ft Santa....He is on my front lawn just BEGGING for someone to knock him over....hehehehehehe


    pm your address...i'll be over in 10-100 minutes depending on traffic.
    81 is now off the air

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  • guitar59guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    norm wrote:
    this feels like when i found out santa wasn't real

    :shock:

    You should stop it with these lies!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I now am the proud owner of a 4ft Santa....He is on my front lawn just BEGGING for someone to knock him over....hehehehehehe


    pm your address...i'll be over in 10-100 minutes depending on traffic.

    If Speedy has some light up deer then don't cut yourself short. Do some mounting. Make Santa look as perverted as possible. :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Fake trees still drop needles...year after year...GO ALUMINUM!

    Christmas+Tree+6.JPG
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    4and20 wrote:
    Fake trees still drop needles...year after year...GO ALUMINUM!

    Christmas+Tree+6.JPG

    Or you could take the festivus route of aluminum:

    FestivusPole.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    Fake trees still drop needles...year after year...GO ALUMINUM!

    Christmas+Tree+6.JPG

    Or you could take the festivus route of aluminum:

    FestivusPole.jpg

    oh dear...did you watch the marathon too? :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    4and20 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    Fake trees still drop needles...year after year...GO ALUMINUM!

    Christmas+Tree+6.JPG

    Or you could take the festivus route of aluminum:

    FestivusPole.jpg

    oh dear...did you watch the marathon too? :lol:

    Unfortunately no, but I constantly have Seinfeld references on hold in my mind. :geek:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    I picture Speedy as the Clark Griswold of Pearl Jam fans.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Unfortunately no, but I constantly have Seinfeld references on hold in my mind. :geek:

    Here dc...I got you something extra special...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDxXfqC4KC5Tgr9YMFRepG63llEWe5jZyyNhTjzMKQerq3smD40w

    don't say I never gave you anything...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    4and20 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Unfortunately no, but I constantly have Seinfeld references on hold in my mind. :geek:

    Here dc...I got you something extra special...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDxXfqC4KC5Tgr9YMFRepG63llEWe5jZyyNhTjzMKQerq3smD40w

    don't say I never gave you anything...

    Ah, how sweet.

    I got you a white kashmir sweater. 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    I picture Speedy as the Clark Griswold of Pearl Jam fans.

    :lol::lol::lol: I hope he takes a page out of Cousin Eddie's book and rocks the dickie.

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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
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    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    love Lampoons chirstmas vacation. :lol: it should be on any day now.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
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