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Rasputin the verruca

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited 2010 18 in All Encompassing Trip
I call it Rasputin because I've spent a fookin' fortune trying to kill it and it won't fook off. Eight years it's been there. I even took it for a walk to the doctor's the other week to get some cryotherapy treatment. The bastard can even survive liquid nitrogen. Anyone got any other suggestions? The more inventive the better. 8-)
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    Finsbury, I've heard this story before so I know that you're talking about a wart or something named Rasputin the verruca but I'm not sure that everyone else does from your first post up there. ^^^ :?

    I have no advice about this problem though. :wtf:
    I'm sorry. :D
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,096
    I would assume you've done your research, in any case I like this "duct tape" method quoted in the article.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verruca

    If true, Duct Tape really does fix anything!!!!
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    mickeyrat wrote:
    I would assume you've done your research, in any case I like this "duct tape" method quoted in the article.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verruca

    If true, Duct Tape really does fix anything!!!!

    my husband's doctor recommended duct tape for his plantars wart
    and it worked
    yes
    it does fix anything
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    A bit like WD40 or vinegar, or, er, vaseline.
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I call it Rasputin because I've spent a fookin' fortune trying to kill it and it won't fook off. Eight years it's been there. I even took it for a walk to the doctor's the other week to get some cryotherapy treatment. The bastard can even survive liquid nitrogen. Anyone got any other suggestions? The more inventive the better. 8-)

    If I was baked I might feel confused and weirded out. Good thing I'm not.........
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I think the trick with warts is to do nothing. If you mess with it it will just laugh at you and get worse. If you leave it alone it will feel neglected and fuck off of it's own accord. Simply put, they're attention seekers, so ignore them.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I think the trick with warts is to do nothing. If you mess with it it will just laugh at you and get worse. If you leave it alone it will feel neglected and fuck off of it's own accord. Simply put, they're attention seekers, so ignore them.

    What if it's a bunny boiling verruca and can't handle the rejection? :lol:
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I think the trick with warts is to do nothing. If you mess with it it will just laugh at you and get worse. If you leave it alone it will feel neglected and fuck off of it's own accord. Simply put, they're attention seekers, so ignore them.

    What if it's a bunny boiling verruca and can't handle the rejection? :lol:

    Take out a restraining order against it, or play Simply Red records all day until it can't take it anymore.

    Edit: On second thoughts, it's a wart, so it probably likes Simply Red. Blast it with the song 'I'm a Barbie Girl' on repeat. Nothing can stand that; not even a wart.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Basically it'll go when it's good and ready.

    In the meantime, keep debriding the hard skin from the top and you could apply neat tea tree oil to the area.

    Hope that helps. :)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    this is funny
    well done, fins

    a friend and i always do this
    everything has a name

    i will not be revealing any of the characters

    rasputin the verruca
    this is greatness
    thank you, fins

    and i really had a smile/smirk goin on when i looked up Rasputin
    i had forgetten who/where he was in history
    when i found him i was like... i'll be damned
    that fucking finsburyparkcarrots is a sharp little bastard
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlNx9rP3jg
    fins's wart has its very own musical act
    this is nightly a happening in his verruca
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlNx9rP3jg
    fins's wart has its very own musical act
    this is nightly a happening in his verruca

    Aaaaa Boney M - takes me back!
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Claireack wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlNx9rP3jg
    fins's wart has its very own musical act
    this is nightly a happening in his verruca

    Aaaaa Boney M - takes me back!
    never heard of boney m till fins's verruca, rasputin.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Once had a wart on the sole of my foot in the 2nd grade. :shock:

    Had to have it surgically removed. 8-)

    It'd be a new experience seeing a scalpel going into your foot.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    chadwick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlNx9rP3jg
    fins's wart has its very own musical act
    this is nightly a happening in his verruca

    Aaaaa Boney M - takes me back!
    never heard of boney m till fins's verruca, rasputin.

    I'm a little older than you.

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  • skippybrewskippybrew Posts: 283
    I had a wart on my finger when I was young. Finally just gnawed the fucker off.

    You could try that... Depending where it is. :wtf:
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Could be worse, look at this poor fucker:

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    skippybrew wrote:
    I had a wart on my finger when I was young. Finally just gnawed the fucker off.

    You could try that... Depending where it is. :wtf:

    If it's a genital wart they might need to convince another. :o
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  • skippybrewskippybrew Posts: 283
    dcfaithful wrote:

    If it's a genital wart they might need to convince another. :o

    That's a true friend! :thumbup:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    skippybrew wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    If it's a genital wart they might need to convince another. :o

    That's a true friend! :thumbup:

    I think that would be considered true love. I have a nearly unbreakable friendship with a guy that I've known since we were kids and I dont' think I could ever help him with that. :? :lol:
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  • skippybrewskippybrew Posts: 283
    dcfaithful wrote:
    skippybrew wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    If it's a genital wart they might need to convince another. :o

    That's a true friend! :thumbup:

    I think that would be considered true love. I have a nearly unbreakable friendship with a guy that I've known since we were kids and I dont' think I could ever help him with that. :? :lol:

    I have a similar long-time friend, and I know that if I asked him (or he asked me), we would absolutely do it for each other... Which is exactly why, being the good friends we are, we would NEVER ask such a thing. :ugeek:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    skippybrew wrote:

    I have a similar long-time friend, and I know that if I asked him (or he asked me), we would absolutely do it for each other... Which is exactly why, being the good friends we are, we would NEVER ask such a thing. :ugeek:

    How in the world would you ask that anyway?

    "...Hey, we're friends right?"

    "yeah..."

    :shock:
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Duct tape does work... I got rid of one like that.

    Just put a square of tape over the varruca every night... it will eventually just drop off!
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  • skippybrewskippybrew Posts: 283
    dcfaithful wrote:

    How in the world would you ask that anyway?

    "...Hey, we're friends right?"

    "yeah..."

    "Remember when I covered your tab the other night and you said you owed me one...?"

    :lol:
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Rasputin the verruca gets another blast of liquid nitrogen in eight hours' time. The little bastard.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I wrote a song about Rasputin the Verruca using the Wesley Willis automated song generator:


    You are my favorite Plantar Wart.
    You really rock it out.
    You infest harder than a magic kiss.
    You whip a panda's foot.

    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca

    Rasputin the Verruca got on my nerves.
    Rasputin The Verruca expanded my Auntie Gerty in the nutsack.
    Rasputin The Verruca shot up my cousin Mork's lawnmower.
    Then Rasputin The Verruca came to my house and beat my elbow.

    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca

    After godzilla smashed my cheekbones, he caressed my head.
    Then nine llamas smashed my nostrils.
    My hands were righteous.
    My hands were also edible

    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca
    Rasputin the Verruca

    Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

    Bazuka -- Bazuka that Verruca... Bazuka that Wart
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Rasputin the verruca gets another blast of liquid nitrogen in eight hours' time. The little bastard.
    i suppose this (liquid nitrogen) is what we used yesterday.
    two of my friends and i sat on the sofa
    and the one in the middle froze our warts.
    a wart party if you will.

    my wart is on my (F U) finger on my left hand.
    it's about 1/4 ripped off and hurts like a real bastard.

    so yesterday my two friends (which are women) laughed at me
    and said i was a big baby and that men can't take pain.

    this just may be true.
    anyone else have pretty good sharp pain in their torn up wart?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Chadwick finds himself on a couch with two women and they blowtorch each other's warts. :lol:
  • loadedgunloadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,390
    I used duct tape on one, it worked great. For another one, I cut a potato and rubbed it on the wart. Cut a slice of the potato every night and rub the juice on it. Worked like a charm, but I didn't believe it would. Old wives tale I guess.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    duct tape, as in RIP?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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