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i cry myself to sleep every night because..

Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited December 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
pokemon aren't real. :cry:
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Sorry buddy....

    Santa Claus isn't real either...I know I know...too much for one day

    :eh:
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  • edvedderrocksedvedderrocks Posts: 1,001
    wait, what!?! Yes they are.... :o
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    I think it's too late for me to be an Olympic gymnast.

    Can't believe they don't accept 46-year-old women who are 5'9" and clumsy.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I think it's too late for me to be an Olympic gymnast.

    Can't believe they don't accept 46-year-old women who are 5'9" and clumsy.

    It's never too late

    http://www.geezerjock.com/

    I cry myself to sleep every night because it hurts so bad...
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    I could have swore this thread would read "because I live in Massachusetts".
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    that musta been some really good weed you had last night DTL10
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I think it's too late for me to be an Olympic gymnast.

    Can't believe they don't accept 46-year-old women who are 5'9" and clumsy.
    You could always move to some obscure small country like Lichtenstein or Tuvalu and be the nation's entire Olympic Gymnastics team.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    metsfan wrote:
    that musta been some really good weed you had last night DTL10

    No shit, hook us up man...
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    pokemon aren't real. :cry:
    :o

    :geek:


    :think:


    :shh:
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    and back on santa... why the fuck don't people make their chimneys bigger? christ.. when i build my house that fatass will gracefully fall into my living room. none of squeezing down these tight chimneys. assholes...
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    and back on santa... why the fuck don't people make their chimneys bigger? christ.. when i build my house that fatass will gracefully fall into my living room. none of squeezing down these tight chimneys. assholes...

    LOL!
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    pokemon aren't real. :cry:


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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The feds are investigating my acid mines for possible labor violations... :cry:

    damn wikileaks :evil:
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Dissidentman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I think it's too late for me to be an Olympic gymnast.

    Can't believe they don't accept 46-year-old women who are 5'9" and clumsy.

    It's never too late

    http://www.geezerjock.com/

    I cry myself to sleep every night because it hurts so bad...

    it may hurt bad but we're all here to make that hurt dissipate in some way or another...

    I cry myself to sleep every night because, I didn't listen to my Step-Fathers financial advice when I was a teenager.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Apparently the gymnastics stuff requires you to wear a leotard. And I'm not going there, not even for Olympic glory.

    So now I cry myself to sleep because I know I'm going to be bombarded with those exquisitely saccharine Kaye Jewelers commercials over the next four weeks.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Apparently the gymnastics stuff requires you to wear a leotard. And I'm not going there, not even for Olympic glory.

    So now I cry myself to sleep because I know I'm going to be bombarded with those exquisitely saccharine Kaye Jewelers commercials over the next four weeks.


    you bring up a good point with the Kaye commercials, i'd like to expand this to car commercials, bmw for instance. Who the Hell goes out and spends $60,000 without consulanting there other half?

    "Here Honey, come out to the Garage, that's where your present is"

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    BinauralJam wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Apparently the gymnastics stuff requires you to wear a leotard. And I'm not going there, not even for Olympic glory.

    So now I cry myself to sleep because I know I'm going to be bombarded with those exquisitely saccharine Kaye Jewelers commercials over the next four weeks.


    you bring up a good point with the Kaye commercials, i'd like to expand this to car commercials, bmw for instance. Who the Hell goes out and spends $60,000 without consulanting there other half?

    "Here Honey, come out to the Garage, that's where your present is"

    You might be a Hero, You might be in Deep Shit.

    Trust me: It will be Deep Shit. You'll get the wrong color, model or accessory package.

    Although, I should disclose that two of my last three car purchases came as a surprise to Mr. Unlost, who didn't realize I was interested in a new car until he saw it parked in the driveway. And then there is the deposit I put on the house, before telling him, "Hey, we should think about buying a house." But that's a story for another thread.

    Actually it's Mr. Unlost who cries himself to sleep every night... because he's Mr. Unlost! (It's tears of joy. That's what he says.)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Apparently the gymnastics stuff requires you to wear a leotard. And I'm not going there, not even for Olympic glory.

    So now I cry myself to sleep because I know I'm going to be bombarded with those exquisitely saccharine Kaye Jewelers commercials over the next four weeks.


    you bring up a good point with the Kaye commercials, i'd like to expand this to car commercials, bmw for instance. Who the Hell goes out and spends $60,000 without consulanting there other half?

    "Here Honey, come out to the Garage, that's where your present is"

    You might be a Hero, You might be in Deep Shit.

    Trust me: It will be Deep Shit. You'll get the wrong color, model or accessory package.

    Although, I should disclose that two of my last three car purchases came as a surprise to Mr. Unlost, who didn't realize I was interested in a new car until he saw it parked in the driveway. And then there is the deposit I put on the house, before telling him, "Hey, we should think about buying a house." But that's a story for another thread.

    Actually it's Mr. Unlost who cries himself to sleep every night... because he's Mr. Unlost! (It's tears of joy. That's what he says.)

    i'm getting mixed signels, so you do it, if you do it right, otherwise your screwed.
  • K_jamK_jam Posts: 137
    i got work the next morning
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