end of days scenarios

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Believing that the world was not created in six days
Should we not know that it will not end in less?
Every fucking day is the end of the world as we know it
2012?
bullshit
If you want to believe the mayan calendar prediction of 2012
Then you must believe that this will be the fourth time the world has ended
Man was first made from mud
Destroyed to emerge as wood
Destroyed to emerge as amber
Destroyed to emerge as today’s flesh and bone variety

If you want to believe revelations
Then you must realize that when it was written
John thought he was living in the end of times
While he was writing revelations,
Nero was burning oil-soaked Christians for fun

Most of the first Christians were born Jewish just like Jesus
Those Jews that did not believe he was the son of god
Still believed that their savior would come
The ones that believed he was the son of god
Believed he was there to deliver them THEN

Remember at this time
There was no “rapture”
This phenomenon was another Christian creation
Added so Abraham and Issac and all the good Jews born before Christ could go to heaven
Just as some papal dogma decreed that Mary, Mother of Jesus was born from “immaculate conception” thereby born without original sin
so HER parents didn’t have sex either

Every generation since revelations was written
Has believed they were living in end times
Wars and rumors of wars?
There has NEVER been a time in history when there was no war
As the planet becomes more populated, war and rumors of wars will grow exponentially

Issac Newton predicted the end of days will occur in 2060.
Does this mean that physicists around the world are banking on this?
I seriously doubt it, although it is probably more accurate than 2012
only because natural resources will be that much more depleted

Our sun will eventually grow too large for humans to stay on Earth
Humans will have to leave to survive

There may be a significant alignment in 2012 that triggers some devastation that will add to the undoing of civilization
just as manmade devastations do on a daily basis
but it will not be over in the blink of an eye
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • indeed
  • I had cornflakes this morning for breakfast.
  • I know I was born and I know I will die.
    That will be the end of days and nights
  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    There had better be zombies, that's all I know.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    2009-11-09-0theroadsmaller
  • ah have you guys herd theres anther earth like planet on the other side of the sun,,,,, so yeah i wanna be on that space ship that goes there,,, i would take one for the team of human life an i would def enjoy being one of the first people to go there :D:D:D:D:mrgreen::D:D
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    ah have you guys herd theres anther earth like planet on the other side of the sun,,,,, so yeah i wanna be on that space ship that goes there,,, i would take one for the team of human life an i would def enjoy being one of the first people to go there :D:D:D:D:mrgreen::D:D


    i can just immagine the threads

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    2009-11-09-0theroadsmaller

    sorry
    this is not the back jacket cover for eyed thread
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    lettinggo wrote:
    2009-11-09-0theroadsmaller

    sorry
    this is not the back jacket cover for eyed thread


    Ever read this book, or see the movie? it's wonderfully depressing.
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    Why did we not heed the signs?!?!
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    Lucky that I have no beliefs then...

    Not true, I believe what will be will be and as long as we treat all living things - including the earth with respect then that is all we can control.
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    lettinggo wrote:
    ...Just as some papal dogma decreed that Mary, Mother of Jesus was born from “immaculate conception” thereby born without original sin
    so HER parents didn’t have sex either
    ...


    and if this is the case. abstention from sex is redundant. cause clearly one can become pregnant without sex. :shock:
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  • lettinggo wrote:
    ...Just as some papal dogma decreed that Mary, Mother of Jesus was born from “immaculate conception” thereby born without original sin
    so HER parents didn’t have sex either
    ...


    and if this is the case. abstention from sex is redundant. cause clearly one can become pregnant without sex. :shock:
    sex, what's sex?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    2009-11-09-0theroadsmaller

    Me and Viggo and a shopping cart.

    Yeah.

    I feel better about the End Of Days if this is how it all ends up.

    (Of course, the unlost dogs would have to be in the shopping cart, and Sweet Pea would continue to insist on hogging the softest pillow)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    sex, what's sex?


    i dont know. but i have 4 kids so call me mary. :mrgreen:
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  • sex, what's sex?


    i dont know. but i have 4 kids so call me mary. :mrgreen:
    :mrgreen:
    You must have trouble bathing them.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,989
    2009-11-09-0theroadsmaller

    Both movie and book are awesome. And incredibly depressing.

    Me and some friends get together almost on a weekly basis, get high, and talk about real weird shit - the apocalypse being a recurrent topic, and I mean a whole lot. Like what would you do if the entire world's energy sources up and vanished.

    I think the History Channel stole our idea with this show 'Apocalypse, PA'.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    :mrgreen:
    You must have trouble bathing them.

    not really... theyre licked clean by a sacred cow.
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    Why did we not heed the signs?!?!

    Omg! I used to have that! I was thinking about it the other day
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  • so it's possible my daughters aren't mine? they're NOBODY'S???

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    and if this is the case. abstention from sex is redundant. cause clearly one can become pregnant without sex. :shock:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    heck im not even sure my daughters are mine and i gave birth to them.

    Paul David wrote:
    so it's possible my daughters aren't mine? they're NOBODY'S???

    exploding_head_.jpg
    and if this is the case. abstention from sex is redundant. cause clearly one can become pregnant without sex. :shock:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • :lol:
    heck im not even sure my daughters are mine and i gave birth to them.

    Paul David wrote:
    so it's possible my daughters aren't mine? they're NOBODY'S???

    exploding_head_.jpg
    and if this is the case. abstention from sex is redundant. cause clearly one can become pregnant without sex. :shock:
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