fake doctor gives breast exams in bars

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40248892/ns ... ?Gt1=43001

funny as hell
who gets a breast exam in a bar

A woman posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into undergoing breast exams at her hands in Boise-area nightclubs, according to police.

Kristina Ross, 37, remains in the Ada County Jail on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license. An Idaho judge set bond at $100,000 on Wednesday.

Police said Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

As part of her ruse, Ross allegedly gave the women the telephone number of a real licensed plastic surgeon in Boise, the state capital, authorities said.

Staff at that medical office became alarmed at the number of calls they received from women in recent weeks attempting to confirm appointments or surgeries with a Berlyn Aussieahshowna, according to charging documents.

Medical workers on Tuesday alerted Boise police about the pattern, and they later arrested Ross.

Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identified herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

NBC station KTVB obtained documents from the Idaho Department of Correction which listed Ross as transgendered in 2004.

Her gender was shown in the documents as "MTF," meaning male to female, in relation to a prison sentence stemming from an aggravated battery charge, KTVB said.

Cosmetic surgical procedures Ross discussed with victims after she touched their breasts under the guise of a medical evaluation included breast augmentation and liposuction.

The court on Wednesday found Ross was eligible for a public defender and set a preliminary hearing on the two felony charges for Dec. 1.

If convicted, Ross could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count.

Reuters contributed to this report.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Notice whose hometown that was in. That MTW has been stealing my tricks for some time now... and who hasn't examined a breast or two in a bar at some point? Are any of you fine ladies at all concerned about your breasts? You can trust my professional medical opinion.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Boise, ID... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :|

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    Sexist law enforcement, if it was a guy it would be a sex offense, but is it really a crime when it's chick on chick, I think not, but sometimes you hear stories from various school districts that a smokin or at least somewhat together female teacher will be caught having sex with a 13 year old boy and they dare prosecute her? She should be praised as well in my book of dude reasoning as well!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Boise, ID... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :|

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Hey, what are you laughing at, Utah?
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Boise, ID... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :|

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Hey, what are you laughing at, Utah?
    right he wishes they HAD bars to get felt up in. keep him in the corner of your eye Eyed, not too sure I trust that guy(?)!!!! :mrgreen:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Boise, ID... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :|

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Hey, what are you laughing at, Utah?
    right he wishes they HAD bars to get felt up in. keep him in the corner of your eye Eyed, not too sure I trust that guy(?)!!!! :mrgreen:

    That's right, keep an eye out. I might be in Idaho doing some much needed groping. :mrgreen:
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    Do you take Humana, ma'am?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    I thought the most startling thing in this whole story was that there are nightclubs in Boise.

    I mean, who knew?
    :shock:
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
    I thought the most startling thing in this whole story was that there are nightclubs in Boise.

    I mean, who knew?
    :shock:
    not exactly nightclubs but potato bars , really.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mickeyrat wrote:
    I thought the most startling thing in this whole story was that there are nightclubs in Boise.

    I mean, who knew?
    :shock:
    not exactly nightclubs but potato bars , really.

    What kind of music do they play in said bar? Chubby Checker?
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
    theres only one song on the juke box. "one potato"
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    mickeyrat wrote:
    theres only one song on the juke box. "one potato"

    Well, it is the state anthem...
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