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Recipe for microwave bacon

chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://dlisted.com/node/39600

This is AMAZING. Like wow, really?

I *love* the comments people have left on the Food Network page http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rach ... .html?pn=2 :lol::lol: enjoy!
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  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    :shock:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    a recipe??? who needs a recipe to cook bacon??? :roll: :lol::lol::lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    catefrances wrote:
    a recipe??? who needs a recipe to cook bacon??? :roll: :lol::lol::lol:
    It's worth it that she posted the recipe, simply for the avalanche of sarcasm in the comments!
  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Awesome comments.
    Thanks for sharing that Chiqui!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    I think a nice glass of water would wash down this bacon well. So I get the glass out of the cupboard... but I'm not really sure what to do next. I would appreciate any help. Thanks.

    :lol:
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    Really, can you even CALL that a recipe?

    anyway, I FAWKING LOVE BACON, but microwave bacon SUCKS.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    PureandEasy wrote:
    Really, can you even CALL that a recipe?

    anyway, I FAWKING LOVE BACON, but microwave bacon SUCKS.
    I know, why in the hell would the Food Network even bother putting it up on their site too!

    I'm fine wiht micowave bacon, it's definitely less messy. I love it too, ahhh magical pig!
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    "I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
    How do I get her to leave? "
    "Does anyone have a good recipe for Banana? I typically take one from the bunch, peel it, discard the peed and eat it. But I feel like I am missing something. Any recipe for Orange would be helpful too."
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Lizard wrote:
    "I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
    How do I get her to leave? "
    "Does anyone have a good recipe for Banana? I typically take one from the bunch, peel it, discard the peed and eat it. But I feel like I am missing something. Any recipe for Orange would be helpful too."
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    Lizard wrote:
    "I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
    How do I get her to leave? "

    Easily my favorite.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    heehee there are more comments added:

    "Whoa- 2 paper towels on top AND bottom? Easy there, Rach, I'm not a Rockerfeller." :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i'm waiting for her recipe for a glass of milk

    open refrigerator
    remove carton of milk
    pour an adequate amount of milk from carton into glass glass
    return milk to refrigerator
    drink milk
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    norm wrote:
    i'm waiting for her recipe for a glass of milk

    open refrigerator
    remove carton of milk
    pour an adequate amount of milk from carton into glass glass
    return milk to refrigerator
    drink milk
    Wait slow down SLOW DOWN!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm waiting for her recipe for a glass of milk

    open refrigerator
    remove carton of milk
    pour an adequate amount of milk from carton into glass glass
    return milk to refrigerator
    drink milk
    Wait slow down SLOW DOWN!

    did i screw it up?

    damn you rachel ray!! HEEEEEEEELLLLP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    norm wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm waiting for her recipe for a glass of milk

    open refrigerator
    remove carton of milk
    pour an adequate amount of milk from carton into glass glass
    return milk to refrigerator
    drink milk
    Wait slow down SLOW DOWN!

    did i screw it up?

    damn you rachel ray!! HEEEEEEEELLLLP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
    So wait I have to open the carton of milk after I take it out of the fridge? I'm so scared :(
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    So wait I have to open the carton of milk after I take it out of the fridge? I'm so scared :(


    that's why i eat out...cooking is just too damn complicated :(
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    i'm waiting for her recipe for a glass of milk

    open refrigerator
    remove carton of milk
    pour an adequate amount of milk from carton into glass glass
    return milk to refrigerator
    drink milk
    Where does the cow come in?
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    edited January 2011
    oops lol
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    And now....English peas:

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paul ... index.html

    The reviews are nice :mrgreen:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Do you have a recipe for toast?
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Do you have a recipe for toast?
    I had it all written out but I lost it. So now I can have no toast :cry:

    IT'S SO COMPLICATED!
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Do you have a recipe for toast?
    I had it all written out but I lost it. So now I can have no toast :cry:

    IT'S SO COMPLICATED!

    I like mine medium-rare.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Do you have a recipe for toast?
    I had it all written out but I lost it. So now I can have no toast :cry:

    IT'S SO COMPLICATED!

    I like mine medium-rare.
    I like it like how I like my mens. Lots of butter :D

    (or more of a golden brown. I send it back to the kitchen if it gets too charred).

    (the toast that is).

    (). lol
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    I am dripping in melted butter right now.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am dripping in melted butter right now.
    Saucy!

    I may have to make some late-night bacon, it's 3:33am and I can't freaking fall asleep lol
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am dripping in melted butter right now.
    Saucy!

    I may have to make some late-night bacon, it's 3:33am and I can't freaking fall asleep lol

    10:39pm, almost bed time, don't want to go to bed, don't want to wake up for work Monday morning.
    I want an endless holiday.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am dripping in melted butter right now.
    Saucy!

    I may have to make some late-night bacon, it's 3:33am and I can't freaking fall asleep lol

    10:39pm, almost bed time, don't want to go to bed, don't want to wake up for work Monday morning.
    I want an endless holiday.
    Amen brother. I'm ready to retire!
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    that looks good, but that woman really drives me nuts. i think it really hit me when i watched her true hollywood story and saw all the people that actually hate her and their websites. so now im going to make some "smashed potatoes with som EVOO" :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
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