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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    may i hold your pen?
    touch it at least?

    may i sign my name to this scratch piece of paper?
    may i write a poem using your pen?

    $20.00 an hour?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    edited November 2010
    chadwick wrote:
    may i hold your pen?
    touch it at least?

    may i sign my name to this scratch piece of paper?
    may i write a poem using your pen?

    $20.00 an hour?
    No deal
    Post edited by MrMerkinball on
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 93,752
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    demetrios wrote:
    Congrats Jon! :)
    Thanks D.......and to think it was because of the posters you gave me :D

    Whaaaaa.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    may i hold your pen?
    touch it at least?

    may i sign my name to this scratch piece of paper?
    may i write a poem using your pen?

    $20.00 an hour?
    That won't get me banned will it?
    by letting me hold your pen?
    you could rent out your pen
    renters are fully responsible

    i haven't even looked at the cost
    funny how it shows a number to call for cost

    do you know the cost?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    chadwick wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    may i hold your pen?
    touch it at least?

    may i sign my name to this scratch piece of paper?
    may i write a poem using your pen?

    $20.00 an hour?
    That won't get me banned will it?
    by letting me hold your pen?
    you could rent out your pen
    renters are fully responsible

    i haven't even looked at the cost
    funny how it shows a number to call for cost

    do you know the cost?
    a grand.....for a pen :oops:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    a grand.....for a pen :oops:


    i would pay to write with that pen.
    one night only.
    3 bottles of wine, X
    fat buds, X
    vikings and oranges, X
    music from all directions, X

    poetry...

    the writing hand would glide pretty much as if a dream
    just let the pen hold your hand

    it's like that im sure
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mr. merkinball, sir
    where is my pen?

    :mrgreen:

    tell us about this pen, can you please?
    if i may ask, what is your job?

    ink refills.. what is going on with that?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    chadwick wrote:
    mr. merkinball, sir
    where is my pen?

    :mrgreen:

    tell us about this pen, can you please?
    if i may ask, what is your job?

    ink refills.. what is going on with that?
    I will try my poetry hat on:

    ahem

    my pen is safe
    and there it shall stay
    for some time
    ......and then maybe Ebay

    I manage a hotel
    in fact, I am now an Executive
    and when the workers walked out on strike
    I worked for 2 weeks consecutive

    20 hour days, and lived in the hotel
    Away from my family, it was like hell
    Then I negotiated at the Ministry of Labour
    We got the contract we wanted, and I was the savior.

    I'm not anti union
    Striking was their right and their desicion
    My job was to operate the hotel
    with incredible precision

    1500 occupied rooms
    for 14 days straight
    I drank a lot of beer
    and gained a little weight.
  • phillyfanphillyfan Posts: 831
    Very nice
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,054
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    mr. merkinball, sir
    where is my pen?

    :mrgreen:

    tell us about this pen, can you please?
    if i may ask, what is your job?

    ink refills.. what is going on with that?
    I will try my poetry hat on:

    ahem

    my pen is safe
    and there it shall stay
    for some time
    ......and then maybe Ebay

    I manage a hotel
    in fact, I am now an Executive
    and when the workers walked out on strike
    I worked for 2 weeks consecutive

    20 hour days, and lived in the hotel
    Away from my family, it was like hell
    Then I negotiated at the Ministry of Labour
    We got the contract we wanted, and I was the savior.

    I'm not anti union
    Striking was their right and their desicion
    My job was to operate the hotel
    with incredible precision

    1500 occupied rooms
    for 14 days straight
    I drank a lot of beer
    and gained a little weight.
    good job.
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