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LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I've been trying to get away from internet dating, BUT..

I have a profile I check every now and then on a free dating site, and this REALLY smoking hot Brazilian girl is messaging me.

Her English is very broken, so I don't know how to be funny/sarcastic with her without creating confusion. The conversation HAS to change from travel and weather, so what the hell do I do?

Quick! I need to learn Portuguese maybe?! That's what they speak, isn't it? :lol:
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Have you tried speaking the language of love.

    OMG, sorry that is soooo cheesy :oops:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Oi, gostaria de juntar-me na cama para uma noite de romance selvagem?
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Google translator
    81 is now off the air

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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    81 wrote:
    Oi, gostaria de juntar-me na cama para uma noite de romance selvagem?
    Você está oferecendo para meu nuke corndog?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Rygar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Oi, gostaria de juntar-me na cama para uma noite de romance selvagem?
    Você está oferecendo para meu nuke corndog?


    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    81 wrote:
    Rygar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Oi, gostaria de juntar-me na cama para uma noite de romance selvagem?
    Você está oferecendo para meu nuke corndog?


    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:
    :P
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:

    This saying isn't going to kick off another campaign with t-shirts and buttons, is it?
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:

    This saying isn't going to kick off another campaign with t-shirts and buttons, is it?


    i think it depends on if it gets ocean any where.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:

    This saying isn't going to kick off another campaign with t-shirts and buttons, is it?
    Sounds plausible, you want to start the thread?
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Rygar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    You are bidding for nuke my corndog?
    :lol:

    This saying isn't going to kick off another campaign with t-shirts and buttons, is it?
    Sounds plausible, you want to start the thread?

    That, or punch myself in the face. Can't decide...
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Rygar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    This saying isn't going to kick off another campaign with t-shirts and buttons, is it?
    Sounds plausible, you want to start the thread?

    That, or punch myself in the face. Can't decide...
    Start the thread. As a writer, your face is far too valuable to physically damage.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Rygar wrote:
    Start the thread. As a writer, your face is far too valuable to physically damage.

    is a writer face really that important? i mean, i'm sure he does have a stock photo for back of book covers. and have you ever seen stephen king? it's not like he is a hunk.


    i say, he should punch himself in the face and video it for our amusement.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    81 wrote:
    Rygar wrote:
    Start the thread. As a writer, your face is far too valuable to physically damage.

    is a writer face really that important? i mean, i'm sure he does have a stock photo for back of book covers. and have you ever seen stephen king? it's not like he is a hunk.


    i say, he should punch himself in the face and video it for our amusement.
    No it isn't. I was trying to find the picture of Brian from Family Guy from the jacket of his book, but can't, so the best I can do:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    Google translator


    And here i was all impressed, a magician should never reveal his tricks.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Google translator


    And here i was all impressed, a magician should never reveal his tricks.


    just tryin to help a fella out. gotta keep my forum karma up.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Google translator


    And here i was all impressed, a magician should never reveal his tricks.


    just tryin to help a fella out. gotta keep my forum karma up.


    Forum Karma, i like that. i shall steal it.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    81 wrote:

    just tryin to help a fella out. gotta keep my forum karma up.


    Forum Karma, i like that. i shall steal it.


    it's important. never know when it will help you get a song played, a good seat, or a seat at the PJ radio round table. :mrgreen:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Aero83_Aero83_ Posts: 933
    No worries, dude..I'm sure you'll break down those walls of communication eventually, just keep chipping away..besides negotiating that slippery turn from weather and travel in a foreign tongue to other stuff can be quite exciting in itself..

    Hot Brazilian huh? Think I might have to break down and actually give online dating a go..
    ...10/31/09, 05/21/10, Peru, Los Angeles
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    You guys are awesome.


    This is comical, and awesome at the same time..

    I'm definitely going to give it a shot.


    I'll let you know my woes when virtual internet reality becomes real life reality. :lol:
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,052
    my first thought when I saw this thread......



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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    81 wrote:

    just tryin to help a fella out. gotta keep my forum karma up.


    Forum Karma, i like that. i shall steal it.


    it's important. never know when it will help you get a song played, a good seat, or a seat at the PJ radio round table. :mrgreen:
    This week on Inside the PJ studio... 81 will be discussing why Live on Ten Legs has only 18 tracks....
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    it's a good thing i have good forum karma....

    i think others weren't so lucky... :?


    so, is there an update on the brazilian chick. :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    This thread is useless without pictures.
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