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If John Boehner Ever Runs For President...

cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
edited November 2010 in A Moving Train
... I'm going to demand an investigation. I don't think he was really born in Ohio, as he claims. The guy has orange skin - there's no way he can be an American with skin like that. His last name is German too, which means he must be a Nazi. There's no way in hell I'm going to sit back while an orange-skinned Nazi runs the country. I'm scared enough just having him as the Speaker of the House. It makes me want to pick up a rifle and a sign reading "It's time to water the tree of liberty" and march on Washington demanding change. No more Nazis in D.C.!

Who's with me?
And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?
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  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,158
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    I don't think she will run for president because I don't think she is stupid. She is making some serious bank and making hay while the sun shines. She represents a niche market and she is cashing in on the lottery ticket that took her from obscurity and into the spotlight.

    Note: I find her annoying also.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,158
    Newch91 wrote:
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.
    I have lived only a few years when either a Bush or Clinton wasn't in the white house. I thought the cycle had finally ended in the 08 elections, but my hopes were dashed when Obama appointed Clinton into a top post.

    I hope to live another 50+ years and hopefully there will be a period when I don't have either a Bush or Clinton lording over me. I don't think it will happen. Also, the GOP have their most dangerous figure ever being groomed . . . Jeb's son is a Mexican Bush!
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  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    Jason P wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.
    I have lived only a few years when either a Bush or Clinton wasn't in the white house. I thought the cycle had finally ended in the 08 elections, but my hopes were dashed when Obama appointed Clinton into a top post.

    I hope to live another 50+ years and hopefully there will be a period when I don't have either a Bush or Clinton lording over me. I don't think it will happen. Also, the GOP have their most dangerous figure ever being groomed . . . Jeb's son is a Mexican Bush!

    Is Jeb's son going to run against Chelsea Clinton then? It'll be "the song that never ends" playing out in real life lol
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,903
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    ... I'm going to demand an investigation. I don't think he was really born in Ohio, as he claims. The guy has orange skin - there's no way he can be an American with skin like that. His last name is German too, which means he must be a Nazi. There's no way in hell I'm going to sit back while an orange-skinned Nazi runs the country. I'm scared enough just having him as the Speaker of the House. It makes me want to pick up a rifle and a sign reading "It's time to water the tree of liberty" and march on Washington demanding change. No more Nazis in D.C.!

    Who's with me?

    :clap::clap::clap: Well done. That is fantastic.
  • unsungunsung I stopped by on March 7 2024. First time in many years, had to update payment info. Hope all is well. Politicians suck. Bye. Posts: 9,487
    Newch91 wrote:
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.


    God help us. I am not religious but I'd begin praying should she be elected.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Newch91 wrote:
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.
    I think i'd need to see some cold hard evidence that Palin was even born on this PLANET.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    unsung wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.


    God help us. I am not religious but I'd begin praying should she be elected.
    Who? Hilary or Palin? If you'd start praying because Hilary was elected, would you rather have Palin?
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    This is very immature of me, but I have a hard time pronouncing his name bAYnor. How do you say the following words:
    Toe
    Woe (as in woe is me)
    Poe (as in Edgar Allen)
    Doe - as in deer
    foe - as in enemy
    hoe - as in hoeing the garden
    moe - as in one of the three stooges
    roe - as in eggs from a fish

    and I'm supposed to call this guy bAynor?.....

    I'd prefer he doesn't ever become president....
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    JaneNY wrote:
    This is very immature of me, but I have a hard time pronouncing his name bAYnor. How do you say the following words:
    Toe
    Woe (as in woe is me)
    Poe (as in Edgar Allen)
    Doe - as in deer
    foe - as in enemy
    hoe - as in hoeing the garden
    moe - as in one of the three stooges
    roe - as in eggs from a fish

    and I'm supposed to call this guy bAynor?.....

    I'd prefer he doesn't ever become president....
    lol, i think the "h" has some funny affects on words in the english language. see link below... at the 57 second mark....


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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    JaneNY wrote:
    This is very immature of me, but I have a hard time pronouncing his name bAYnor. How do you say the following words:
    Toe
    Woe (as in woe is me)
    Poe (as in Edgar Allen)
    Doe - as in deer
    foe - as in enemy
    hoe - as in hoeing the garden
    moe - as in one of the three stooges
    roe - as in eggs from a fish
    That's how I say his name.
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  • unsungunsung I stopped by on March 7 2024. First time in many years, had to update payment info. Hope all is well. Politicians suck. Bye. Posts: 9,487
    Newch91 wrote:
    Who? Hilary or Palin? If you'd start praying because Hilary was elected, would you rather have Palin?


    I guess either one.
  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    haffajappa wrote:
    I think i'd need to see some cold hard evidence that Palin was even born on this PLANET.

    Maybe not, but she can see Earth from her front porch!
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin is a disease. We need to find the cure.
  • Electric_DeltaElectric_Delta Posts: 977
    Newch91 wrote:
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Would you be more scared if him or Sarah Palin was President?

    Palin. Hands down. That woman is dangerously stupid.
    Yep. I hope Hilary is the first woman president.

    Sarah Palin is unelectable, I agree.

    But you're kidding, right?
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
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