friday afternoon musings - tgifff

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited October 2010 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Heard a radio commercial for either pads or plugs
Last thing the woman said was
XXX will help you
“Get you right back in the saddle”

Now, I have retired as the queen of double entendre
And getting back in the saddle whilst having my period never bothered me
But I don’t believe they knew what they were saying to those
whom have carried on the crown of the double entendre
i thought it was fucking hilarious

Then I thought of the Burger King king
Being in bed, under the covers with
Breakfast in bed for the guy with whom he was in bed
I guess they didn’t put a woman in bed with him
For obvious pious reasons
But having a man in bed was as controversial
WTF were they thinking?
I knew that shit would be pulled the first time I saw it

Then I thought back to when
Miller Genuine Draft Light first came on the market
Since the beer’s name is a mouthful
Their strategy was
“just ask for a
GD light”
WTF were THEY thinking
I am not exactly what you would call religious
But I knew that shit would be pulled, too

On GMA or one of those morning shows
a man in the outside crowd
Was going to show how to make a costume of a
“one-eyed monster”
OMFG
say Cyclops for fuck’s sake
serously is it just me?

Cheerleading has morphed into the extreme
And I could see it being called a sport
But it is not recognized as such
I love playing cards, including poker
But it is NOT a sport
And neither is spelling

i actually started this last friday and was going to end with
where the fuck is "the wolf" but his happy ass surfaced this week
so now i will just end with
glad wolf is back
glad my sister's husband is trying to act human
and, of course
tgifff (finally fucking friday)
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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Comments

  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    :lol::lol::lol: would you please do this every friday !

    Godfather.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Godfather. wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: would you please do this every friday !

    Godfather.

    can't
    besides, be careful for what you wish
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
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