friday afternoon musings - tgifff
mysticweed
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Heard a radio commercial for either pads or plugs
Last thing the woman said was
XXX will help you
“Get you right back in the saddle”
Now, I have retired as the queen of double entendre
And getting back in the saddle whilst having my period never bothered me
But I don’t believe they knew what they were saying to those
whom have carried on the crown of the double entendre
i thought it was fucking hilarious
Then I thought of the Burger King king
Being in bed, under the covers with
Breakfast in bed for the guy with whom he was in bed
I guess they didn’t put a woman in bed with him
For obvious pious reasons
But having a man in bed was as controversial
WTF were they thinking?
I knew that shit would be pulled the first time I saw it
Then I thought back to when
Miller Genuine Draft Light first came on the market
Since the beer’s name is a mouthful
Their strategy was
“just ask for a
GD light”
WTF were THEY thinking
I am not exactly what you would call religious
But I knew that shit would be pulled, too
On GMA or one of those morning shows
a man in the outside crowd
Was going to show how to make a costume of a
“one-eyed monster”
OMFG
say Cyclops for fuck’s sake
serously is it just me?
Cheerleading has morphed into the extreme
And I could see it being called a sport
But it is not recognized as such
I love playing cards, including poker
But it is NOT a sport
And neither is spelling
i actually started this last friday and was going to end with
where the fuck is "the wolf" but his happy ass surfaced this week
so now i will just end with
glad wolf is back
glad my sister's husband is trying to act human
and, of course
tgifff (finally fucking friday)
Last thing the woman said was
XXX will help you
“Get you right back in the saddle”
Now, I have retired as the queen of double entendre
And getting back in the saddle whilst having my period never bothered me
But I don’t believe they knew what they were saying to those
whom have carried on the crown of the double entendre
i thought it was fucking hilarious
Then I thought of the Burger King king
Being in bed, under the covers with
Breakfast in bed for the guy with whom he was in bed
I guess they didn’t put a woman in bed with him
For obvious pious reasons
But having a man in bed was as controversial
WTF were they thinking?
I knew that shit would be pulled the first time I saw it
Then I thought back to when
Miller Genuine Draft Light first came on the market
Since the beer’s name is a mouthful
Their strategy was
“just ask for a
GD light”
WTF were THEY thinking
I am not exactly what you would call religious
But I knew that shit would be pulled, too
On GMA or one of those morning shows
a man in the outside crowd
Was going to show how to make a costume of a
“one-eyed monster”
OMFG
say Cyclops for fuck’s sake
serously is it just me?
Cheerleading has morphed into the extreme
And I could see it being called a sport
But it is not recognized as such
I love playing cards, including poker
But it is NOT a sport
And neither is spelling
i actually started this last friday and was going to end with
where the fuck is "the wolf" but his happy ass surfaced this week
so now i will just end with
glad wolf is back
glad my sister's husband is trying to act human
and, of course
tgifff (finally fucking friday)
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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Godfather.
can't
besides, be careful for what you wish
"what a long, strange trip it's been"