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g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,201
edited October 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
You make the Jerry Springer Show and the people there laugh at your predicament.

You use an iron to make grill cheese sandwiches

*when you say "don't make me get ghetto"..

When you have a 60 inch flat screen TV and your cable is turned off.

Your car tires and rims cost more than your car

You clean your ears with your house keys......


Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When you come out with your own halloween costume

    http://www.bedintrudercostume.com/
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    "Your car tires and rims cost more than your car"

    We have a lot of ghetto ppl who do that around here. Who puts nice rims and tires on a Saturn or a Sunfire/Cavalier? Maybe it's just me but I think it's pretty stupid.
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    g under p wrote:
    You clean your ears with your house keys......


    Peace

    My step-dad uses a paper clip... :?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jukee wrote:
    "Your car tires and rims cost more than your car"

    We have a lot of ghetto ppl who do that around here. Who puts nice rims and tires on a Saturn or a Sunfire/Cavalier? Maybe it's just me but I think it's pretty stupid.

    It's not you. It is stupid, and either they don't care or are completely oblivious as to how ridiculous their car looks.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    "Your car tires and rims cost more than your car"

    We have a lot of ghetto ppl who do that around here. Who puts nice rims and tires on a Saturn or a Sunfire/Cavalier? Maybe it's just me but I think it's pretty stupid.

    It's not you. It is stupid, and either they don't care or are completely oblivious as to how ridiculous their car looks.

    I love a candied out beater. :lol:
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    4and20 wrote:
    When you come out with your own halloween costume

    http://www.bedintrudercostume.com/
    :lol:
    That had to happen!
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    "Your car tires and rims cost more than your car"

    We have a lot of ghetto ppl who do that around here. Who puts nice rims and tires on a Saturn or a Sunfire/Cavalier? Maybe it's just me but I think it's pretty stupid.

    It's not you. It is stupid, and either they don't care or are completely oblivious as to how ridiculous their car looks.

    I love a candied out beater. :lol:

    Literally? 8-)

    demotivational-posters-free-candy.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:

    I love a candied out beater. :lol:

    Literally? 8-)

    demotivational-posters-free-candy.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    pimp_ride.jpg
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    pimp_ride.jpg

    I'm not going to lie, I could have a some fun in that.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dumbcar.jpg
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    norm wrote:
    dumbcar.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol:
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • OceanInDisguise13OceanInDisguise13 Posts: 930
    :| When you lock your car like this....

    Ghetto-Way-to-Lock-Your-Car.jpg


    ghetto-car-lock.jpg


    car-lock-epic-failz.jpg
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    p1030155e.jpg

    Pay special attention to the bumper... :?
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Jukee wrote:
    "Your car tires and rims cost more than your car"
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    p1030155e.jpg

    perfect example :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Pontiac-Aztek-2002.jpg
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • OceanInDisguise13OceanInDisguise13 Posts: 930
    Oh. My. Gosh.

    Ghetto_McDonalds_car.jpg
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    lina319 wrote:
    Oh. My. Gosh.

    Ghetto_McDonalds_car.jpg

    I just peed in my pants a little. This is AMAZING!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i don't have a picture of it, but way back when i saw two cars that stuck out.

    one was an el camino with the bed filled with sub woofers. we're talking like 8+ in the bed.

    the second was like a neon, or cavalier...that was totally done in a cow theme. from the paint, to the seat covers, to the stuffed cows in the rear window
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
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    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    81 wrote:
    one was an el camino with the bed filled with sub woofers. we're talking like 8+ in the bed.

    You just described my dream car. No Joke. And in my dream I have a driver and I sit in the back of the camino in a lawn chair that is bungeed in and I drink 40s from the cooler at my side.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    you know you are ghetto when you have cockroaches in your phone
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • mbangel10mbangel10 Posts: 548
    g under p wrote:
    Y
    You use an iron to make grill cheese sandwiches

    It's not ghetto when he does it....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P8RU6Mc-LU

    Suddenly craving a grilled cheese sandwich. ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    metsfan wrote:
    you know you are ghetto when you have cockroaches in your phone
    winner
    :lol:
    & fact
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    one was an el camino with the bed filled with sub woofers. we're talking like 8+ in the bed.

    You just described my dream car. No Joke. And in my dream I have a driver and I sit in the back of the camino in a lawn chair that is bungeed in and I drink 40s from the cooler at my side.
    we have more winners
    :lol:

    well done boys
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    there was a van around town a while back that was a perfect replica of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. It was pretty famous locally. ghetto? yep. smokin'? you could say that.

    I want me some scooby snacks!!
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eating raw crayfish is probably ghetto
    most definitely it is hillbilly missouri bullshit
    are crayfish in the ghetto?
    i may suck at this game
    sorry
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJdTWzpqog
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,201
    You put sugar on your frosted flakes.

    You iron dirty clothes.

    When you become a grandmother by the age of 29.

    You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ghetto_batmobile.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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