In 97 I was working as a Customer service Agent for a home improvement store in Ca. Called Home Base Like Home Depot, but cleaner.. Ok so this guy approaches the C.S. desk and tells me he wants to return this generator that is still in the box, never contained gasoline, but its three years old. ( we don't even fucking seellllll that model anymore by then).. So I try to explain this and tell him "Look, we really can't buy back a model we no longer sell." He gets Irrate and has the audacity to get mad at me and yells, not hollers YELLS, that it's not his fault he got locked up for three years in prison.. LMFAO it's NOT your fault eh? then why'd they lock you up dumbass!!
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I'm just shuckin' and jivin'. You know. Nothin' personal, you big lug. Now, who wants some?!?
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son of a bitch.......
this could have been great comedic material
pandi made me do it?
not funny chad
pandi made me do it?
not funny chad
um... dunk writes good jokes
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
In 97 I was working as a Customer service Agent for a home improvement store in Ca. Called Home Base Like Home Depot, but cleaner.. Ok so this guy approaches the C.S. desk and tells me he wants to return this generator that is still in the box, never contained gasoline, but its three years old. ( we don't even fucking seellllll that model anymore by then).. So I try to explain this and tell him "Look, we really can't buy back a model we no longer sell." He gets Irrate and has the audacity to get mad at me and yells, not hollers YELLS, that it's not his fault he got locked up for three years in prison.. LMFAO it's NOT your fault eh? then why'd they lock you up dumbass!!
What are you looking all mad for? I said "no offense"!
That's what she said.
Yes/No?