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RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
edited October 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Are you kidding me?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/crime/detail?entry_id=73845


Some might say that smoking meth with a blowtorch near a container of gunpowder is ill-advised. Some will try anyway.

John Blanchard, 65, is among them, San Mateo County sheriff's deputies say.

Deputies called to a fire Friday afternoon in a storage yard in the unincorporated community of Princeton near the Half Moon Bay Airport found Blanchard standing outside a camper that he had parked there illegally, sheriff's Lt. Ray Lunny said.

Investigators determined that the fire on the 200 block of Yale Avenue had been started by a defective propane blowtorch that Blanchard had been using to smoke methamphetamine, Lunny said.

Blanchard left the blowtorch on a dryer, causing a nearby container of gunpowder to explode, said Steve Wagstaffe, chief deputy district attorney.

Besides the blowtorch, deputies found a loaded rifle, ammunition, a container of black powder and an unopened safe containing more than 300 feet of detonation cord, Lunny said.

Blanchard, who has a previous drug conviction, pleaded not guilty Monday to drugs and weapons violations. He is being held on $30,000 bail.



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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sounds like a Wyoming Tea Party ring leader...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    and the problem is?
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I tried this once when I was 18, except it was a little cooking blowtorch and I was smoking a bowl. I burned off my eyelashes. One of the smartest things I did in college. 8-)

    ...I love how this guy lives and the hiker dies by mountain goat.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I tried this once when I was 18, except it was a little cooking blowtorch and I was smoking a bowl. I burned off my eyelashes. One of the smartest things I did in college. 8-)

    ...I love how this guy lives and the hiker dies by mountain goat.

    Never, never do meth with a mountain goat.
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Is he single? :lol:
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I tried this once when I was 18, except it was a little cooking blowtorch and I was smoking a bowl. I burned off my eyelashes. One of the smartest things I did in college. 8-)

    ...I love how this guy lives and the hiker dies by mountain goat.

    LOL so true. A guy out hiking dies by mountain goat and loser lives. Life truly is interesting.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I tried this once when I was 18, except it was a little cooking blowtorch and I was smoking a bowl. I burned off my eyelashes. One of the smartest things I did in college. 8-)

    ...I love how this guy lives and the hiker dies by mountain goat.

    Never, never do meth with a mountain goat.

    peyote, yes but meth? that's just crazy!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    how bright can this guy be. smoking meth? really?
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i do like smoking weed with hot knives
    never saw such a thing until the fine dopey residents of western Washington corrupted me
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    no more forever."
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    eyedclaar wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I tried this once when I was 18, except it was a little cooking blowtorch and I was smoking a bowl. I burned off my eyelashes. One of the smartest things I did in college. 8-)

    ...I love how this guy lives and the hiker dies by mountain goat.

    Never, never do meth with a mountain goat.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    how bright can this guy be. smoking meth? really?
    i figured most meth smokers used a broken light bulb, a clothes pin, and a bic lighter, yes/no?

    this smart guy here was really chasing the fast-lane
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Darwin Award Nominee! :lol::lol::lol:

    is this guy related to the guy who heated a lava lamp on his stove?

    http://community.seattletimes.nwsource. ... ug=dige30m

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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Wow, that's methed up.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited October 2010
    4and20 wrote:
    Darwin Award Nominee! :lol::lol::lol:

    is this guy related to the guy who heated a lava lamp on his stove?

    http://community.seattletimes.nwsource. ... ug=dige30m

    I'm NOT Dopey Chad!.....I'm Sleepy
    i have a 3 foot red lava lamp.
    if it ever explodes it will destroy this planet.
    true fact.

    you are soooo dopey you are sleepy
    ;)
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    You know he thought to himself, "Yeah, this will work. What could possibly go wrong?"
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Wow, that's methed up.
    :lol:
    funny guy mr. witty
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    chadwick wrote:
    i do like smoking weed with hot knives
    never saw such a thing until the fine dopey residents of western Washington corrupted me


    I miss knife hits! Learned that in good old OLYWA. College was good to me.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i do like smoking weed with hot knives
    never saw such a thing until the fine dopey residents of western Washington corrupted me


    I miss knife hits! Learned that in good old OLYWA. College was good to me.
    see
    it's a washington thing

    stoners in iowa have no clue about hot knifers.
    i am positive 4and20 and 4and20's husband invented this practice back in the day.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I guess he can't be nominated for a Darwin Award, since the douche lived. What an idiot.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i do like smoking weed with hot knives
    never saw such a thing until the fine dopey residents of western Washington corrupted me


    I miss knife hits! Learned that in good old OLYWA. College was good to me.
    evergreen state college?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    chadwick wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i do like smoking weed with hot knives
    never saw such a thing until the fine dopey residents of western Washington corrupted me


    I miss knife hits! Learned that in good old OLYWA. College was good to me.
    evergreen state college?

    Yep. I'm a Greener. :mrgreen:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    For your optimum knife hit pleasure, you should use quality hash, my friends. That's masters degree potology.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Yep. I'm a Greener. :mrgreen:

    i wanna go there (or at least i used too)
    i am close to having my 2 yr degree
    then i can get in

    or

    who gives a shit and srew going back to school
    school beats me up quite nicely

    if i do ever attend that school i am confident i will destroy everything in my path and owe the place.
    Dr. English guy and others tell me i could teach poetry there.. im like, whatever..... and thank you for that but um...
    meth blowtorches
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    chadwick wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Yep. I'm a Greener. :mrgreen:

    i wanna go there (or at least i used too)
    i am close to having my 2 yr degree
    then i can get in

    or

    who gives a shit and srew going back to school
    school beats me up quite nicely

    if i do ever attend that school i am confident i will destroy everything in my path and owe the place.
    Dr. English guy and others tell me i could teach poetry there.. im like, whatever..... and thank you for that but um...
    meth blowtorches

    Go! Eitehr to teach or as a student. Best school ever. Wish they had more grad programs, I would go back in a heartbeat. And not just because I learned so many creative ways to smoke weed.
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