A Joke I heard from Alice Cooper

runawayrunaway Posts: 427
edited October 2010 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
So there's a woman and she has been
throwing up quarters
so she goes to the doctors office
"What has been going on" the dr says
" Well, I have been throwing up quarters everyday"
"That's odd, let me give you some pills
and come back and see me in a week"
A week goes by and she returns to the doctors office
"How have you been feeling?"
"Well, it has become more strange. I am
now throwing nickels and dimes"
The doctor looks at her and says
"It seems you are going through
your change"
Music is the universal language
What's better than a cigar? Ed with a sitar
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  • agfyagfy Posts: 133
    :think: :lol:
    " I'll ride the wave where it takes me"
  • runawayrunaway Posts: 427
    agfy wrote:
    :think: :lol:


    your baby is adorable...I want one!!
    Music is the universal language
    What's better than a cigar? Ed with a sitar
  • agfyagfy Posts: 133
    runaway wrote:
    agfy wrote:
    :think: :lol:


    your baby is adorable...I want one!!
    thank you !!! his first b-day party is today!!! he'll be one on the 19th. last year i had tix to all 4 spectrum shows and we were a little scared that he would not come on time :problem: ;)
    " I'll ride the wave where it takes me"
  • runawayrunaway Posts: 427
    agfy wrote:
    runaway wrote:
    agfy wrote:
    :think: :lol:


    your baby is adorable...I want one!!
    thank you !!! his first b-day party is today!!! he'll be one on the 19th. last year i had tix to all 4 spectrum shows and we were a little scared that he would not come on time :problem: ;)


    any baby is a perfect time..I am 36, no man...struggling....life, I wish you all the best, honestly...to be in love with a child I so crave....what can I say....life is life....I hope today is one of your biggest joys of your life!!! so adoradble in a PJ outfit.....god bless you and your family :)
    Music is the universal language
    What's better than a cigar? Ed with a sitar
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