The Socialist......coming to a theater near you.
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Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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so funny ... it's sad ...
i think this pretty much defines what is wrong in america ...
* so many people using a word they really don't understand
* the power of lobbyists to influence the public with crappy propaganda pieces
* the inability of the general public to distinguish between fact and fiction (in otherwords: ignorance)
Blind....
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
yup ...
"Nationalizing the Home Mortgage Industry? Nationalizing 2 of the 3 American auto makers?"
Really? Have you read the news today?
They should have released this movie about a year ago when there was uncertainty of the outcome... because most of its claims have turned out to be false.
Hail, Hail!!!
New Government Programs
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Governments of Canada, US, England and France has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Govt. to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Govt. deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Govt.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Govt. has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local Government Representative, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Godfather.
universal healthcare, shared resources, paid education, etc....
replace top down authority with democracy and we could have a very fair system.