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chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
edited December 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
i swear you should own a lincoln town car.
the most amazing car i ever owned.
i run mine without adding oil.
i never change the oil every 3,000 miles.
every 17,000 miles i might change the oil, more like annually..
it's been low on oil for 3 years.
when i feel up to it, i add a quart.
i never add or check anti freezer level or transmission fluid, they do that once a year at the station

i own the greatest hunk of shit in town.
i cannot destroy this car.
i love my car.

never replaced head lights or tail lights,,, they all work..
how is that possible?
every other car i have own went thru light bulbs like crazy.
lincoln... badass

smooth as silk... none of the windows work without duct tape..
71 is gonna fix the stereo sometime.
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    gotta any pictures of this beast. :lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    gotta any pictures of this beast. :lol:
    1994 lincoln town car executive edition
    google it
    im the charcoal gray one.
    look for the one with broken mirrors, destroyed windshield, and the wipers barely move.

    that's me.
    oh, and almost zero oil...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWcZQeRKY4E
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    That thing is pimp.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Did you get it from a cop? That's what they were rollin' in way back in the 90s around where I was living.....
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    That thing is pimp.
    it is very nice actually
    when it is fixed up.

    im keeping it forever

    blenderman is a painter/body man.
    rock that...

    if i sank 8-10 grand into my car
    i'd rule the world

    maybe not even that much..
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    4and20 wrote:
    Did you get it from a cop? That's what they were rollin' in way back in the 90s around where I was living.....
    um no
    i out run cops in it tho

    me and my car are a team
    we are magic
    zooom gone

    zero oil
    low on fuel light might as well stay on

    cops...

    see ya...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    chadwick wrote:
    i swear you should own a lincoln town car.
    the most amazing car i ever owned.
    i run mine without adding oil.
    i never change the oil every 3,000 miles.
    every 17,000 miles i might change the oil, more like annually..
    it's been low on oil for 3 years.
    when i feel up to it, i add a quart.
    i never add or check anti freezer level or transmission fluid, they do that once a year at the station

    i own the greatest hunk of shit in town.
    i cannot destroy this car.
    i love my car.

    never replaced head lights or tail lights,,, they all work..
    how is that possible?
    every other car i have own went thru light bulbs like crazy.
    lincoln... badass

    smooth as silk... none of the windows work without duct tape..
    71 is gonna fix the stereo sometime.
    and i'm gonna custom paint and pimp his ride 8-) ...cause just like the lincoln town car and me. chadwick is badass :mrgreen:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    My grandmother drives one of these and everytime I go back home it is what I drive. It is a 94 or 95 and has 13,000 miles on it. I fucking love cruising in that beast and have been trying to get it off of her for years. It is a fucking land yacht. I think it is important to point out the ample size of both front and back seats. Nothing like a high school make out session in a car like that. 8-)

    Never get rid of it. Ever.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    My grandmother drives one of these and everytime I go back home it is what I drive. It is a 94 or 95 and has 13,000 miles on it. I fucking love cruising in that beast and have been trying to get it off of her for years. It is a fucking land yacht. I think it is important to point out the ample size of both front and back seats. Nothing like a high school make out session in a car like that. 8-)

    Never get rid of it. Ever.
    yeah, this lincoln has huge ass interior.
    black leather seats.
    sweet ride.

    i like how this car handles.
    black ice, 3:37am coming home from driving trucks around.
    stereo cranked pearl jam, cruise set highway speed... up a bridge..
    not cool

    engine revs, nothing goin on
    then totally sideways in the center of the highway on a bridge
    no way out of this narrow bridge, iron/steel walls just inches away

    back and forth
    several times totally all sideways
    somehow i saved it
    pearl jam cranked to nothing as it seems... (i'll never forget that)

    i come out of it trippin
    heart goin a bit

    log trucks are fired up before 4am every morning, mon-fri.
    i meet log trucks on these bridges all the time.
    somehow the lincoln saved my life with its amazing handling capabilities.
    plus... i can drive a bit :twisted:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Nice car Chad....I love old Caddy's and Lincoln's we've had many

    but my love is my old '99 apple green jag, it is also a fine ride
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    I have an 06 mini Cooper S. It's had about 4 or 5 things go wrong under warranty and is constantly getting flat tires and denting rims because of the super stiff ride and thick ass run flat tires.

    And I still love the car to death. Most fun little car to drive. I love the supercharger whine and the stock exhaust burble. Plus it has a factory limited slip. I ordered an intake for it and my supercharger is gonna scream now.

    Oh and I'm a car guy if you can't tell :D
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    12345AGNST1 wrote:

    I'm a car guy if you can't tell


    yet you drive a mini. :P


    i kid i kid

    don't go jumping off a bridge or nothin
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i plow mini coopers over with my lawn mower or my glass of sun tea.
    good luck, tiny.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    That made me think of my '79 Ford Granada I used to own. The land yacht thing in particular I think is what reminded me of it lol loved that car though, the seats were like sofas!
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    My grandfather's got one of those! It is pimp.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    dude i had an '84 buick regal that i rocked for a couple years in college. i ran that thing into the ground. finally died. one morning it just would not start. ended up leaving it in our driveway for the landlord to take care of when we moved out. he was not too happy about that.
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    chadwick wrote:
    i plow mini coopers over with my lawn mower or my glass of sun tea.
    good luck, tiny.

    Do you drive an SUV? :roll:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i plow mini coopers over with my lawn mower or my glass of sun tea.
    good luck, tiny.

    Do you drive an SUV? :roll:
    a lincoln towncar

    i was just fuckin with ya.
    i think coopers are kinda sweet little car
    im very large
    i do not fit into small places
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    chadwick wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i plow mini coopers over with my lawn mower or my glass of sun tea.
    good luck, tiny.

    Do you drive an SUV? :roll:
    a lincoln towncar

    i was just fuckin with ya.
    i think coopers are kinda sweet little car
    im very large
    i do not fit into small places

    and I'm an idiot for not noticing you're the OP lol.

    But thanks... I just get tired of people telling me my car is gay or something.
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    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    and I'm an idiot for not noticing you're the OP lol.

    But thanks... I just get tired of people telling me my car is gay or something.
    you are no idiot.
    now stop it.

    your car is not gay.
    cars are not gay, straight, queer, or whatever bisexual deal goin on.
    ppl are goofy about cars.

    mine's a beater.
    a smooth ass beater
    but still a beater

    im to irresponsible to have a sweet ass car for very long
    before long i'll have it fucked up
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    12345AGNST1 wrote:

    But thanks... I just get tired of people telling me my car is gay or something.

    where there is smoke, there is fire. :mrgreen:





    i kid i kid

    i was trying to find a link, and they had the camaro listed as a good gay car. the fucking camaro. it's NOT gay.


    :lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    in roughly 800 miles i burnt through a dip stick of oil
    checked my oil yesterday
    pretty much a clean dip stick :shock: not cool
    i added 3 quarts and shut the hood

    now i carry a case of motor oil in my trunk
    i am going to go check the oil here in a few minutes

    i am a penis
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    hmm....

    leaky valve covers
    leaky valve seals
    leaky piston rings
    leaky oil pan
    leaky drain bolt

    about the only spots that are going to leak oil, unless it's the headgasket, than it's a major mess
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    hmm....

    leaky valve covers
    leaky valve seals
    leaky piston rings
    leaky oil pan
    leaky drain bolt

    about the only spots that are going to leak oil, unless it's the headgasket, than it's a major mess
    no leaks
    it burns oil like saddam hussein
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    valve seals or piston rings.


    take your pick
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    valve seals or piston rings.


    take your pick
    is that expensive?
    how simple of a job?
    better off buying a new engine?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    can't be cheap. :lol: i've never done either.


    perhaps it is time to drop in an LS motor.
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  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    Is the exhaust blacker than it should be? That oils got to be going somewhere....
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    blue

    burnt oil is blue
    white is coolant
    excess fuel is black

    plus you can generally tell by the smell. i hate being behind a car that is just belching out tons excess smoke.
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  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    81 wrote:
    blue

    burnt oil is blue
    white is coolant
    excess fuel is black

    plus you can generally tell by the smell.

    I did not know this. I guess you are actually good for something, despite what people around here say. :lol:
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
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