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Welcome Back Hammerdonkey!!!!

mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
behave will ya? at least a little bit? :mrgreen:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :ugeek:
    81 is now off the air

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    In this modern age of cynicism and selfishness, Hammerdonkey is one of the last remaining role models for the youth of our great country.
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    I think it's clear now, I don't spend enough time on the forums. :P
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    In this modern age of cynicism and selfishness, Hammerdonkey is one of the last remaining role models for the youth of our great country.
    mr. eyed, i concur with you, Sir.
    in my humble opinion hammerdonkey should be teaching our youth.
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    no more forever."
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    why now you dont get banned??



    yep, i went there :P
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :twisted: :thumbup: :clap:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    did he say a bad word too?
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The Jeagler wrote:
    did he say a bad word too?

    He said several; he was speaking Hammerdonkey, a language consisting of 99% bad words.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    did he say a bad word too?

    He said several; he was speaking Hammerdonkey, a language consisting of 99% bad words.


    I think my Grandma talked HammerDonkey.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    mickeyrat wrote:
    behave will ya? at least a little bit? :mrgreen:

    Nooo....he's the shining light of this forum :lol:
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  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    edited November 2010
    First of all, let me say I'm deeply touched to come across this warm welcome back. I'm saddened it took me over a month to realize it was here.

    I was gone for a short stint because I forgot that this is an "all ages" forum. Apparently, there are still some people here that believe the young people today aren't spending the better part of their days masturbating, cursing, and still trying to master the art of finding the vagina with their dirty little fingers.

    Oh well...I'll try to be a better role model for the disgusting youth of our society.

    Here's a hint though...when fumbling around trying to find the vagina, it's lower than where you're pressing. Ahhhhh, so young....so stupid.

    Love,

    Donkey
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    +1
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    :shock:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    First of all, let me say I'm deeply touched to come across this warm welcome back. I'm saddened it took me over a month to realize it was here.

    I was gone for a short stint because I forgot that this is an "all ages" forum. Apparently, there are still some people here that believe the young people today aren't spending the better part of their days masturbating, cursing, and still trying to master the art of finding the vagina with their dirty little fingers.

    Oh well...I'll try to be a better role model for the disgusting youth of our society.

    Here's a hint though...when fumbling around trying to find the vagina, it's lower than where you're pressing. Ahhhhh, so young....so stupid.

    Love,

    Donkey
    Gimli 1993
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    St. Paul 2014
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Paul David wrote:
    :shock:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    First of all, let me say I'm deeply touched to come across this warm welcome back. I'm saddened it took me over a month to realize it was here.

    I was gone for a short stint because I forgot that this is an "all ages" forum. Apparently, there are still some people here that believe the young people today aren't spending the better part of their days masturbating, cursing, and still trying to master the art of finding the vagina with their dirty little fingers.

    Oh well...I'll try to be a better role model for the disgusting youth of our society.

    Here's a hint though...when fumbling around trying to find the vagina, it's lower than where you're pressing. Ahhhhh, so young....so stupid.

    Love,

    Donkey

    If you think that's shocking, have Donkey read you a bedtime story...
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    :lol:
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I heart HammerDonkey!
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    The best expression of Love is Time.
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  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    PJPixie wrote:
    I heart HammerDonkey!

    I love you too PJP

    Just wondering...how would you like a little donkey in your pixie? 

    Rat and Eyed, I've missed you boys. I hope never to deprive you of me for this long.

    Sincerely,

    Captain Pootie Hammer-er
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    PJPixie wrote:
    I heart HammerDonkey!

    I love you too PJP

    Just wondering...how would you like a little donkey in your pixie? 

    Rat and Eyed, I've missed you boys. I hope never to deprive you of me for this long.

    Sincerely,

    Captain Pootie Hammer-er
    Man, talk about being fashionably late. And for your very own thread too.

    next thing you know, you'll want someone to suck your..........



    oh wait.been so long since I heard it , I almost forgot.


    carry on.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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