ever sneak into another movie after you finished the one you paid for?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
ever pick apples from a neighbors tree because the branches holding said apples were hanging over the fence into your yard...so you figured they were free game?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Ever fake that you were putting a coin in the "Samples 25 cents" tin for candy in the grocery store, when actually you were just kind of hitting it so that it make a clangy sound?
ever taken a for sale sign out of one person's yard and placed it in another person's yard without them knowing it? Then they start receiving phone calls about selling their house.
Ever go on a walk, and 'accidentally' kick over a running candidate's sign?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
not guilty, I guess. I have crouched many times. But never straight up. That is just messy. Well, on second thought, how would I know it is messy? Maybe I have at some point...
not guilty...though the first thing I grabbed to drink was a Coke....
ever walk away from a grocery aisle because it is packed full of people and you don't want to deal with it?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Ever see a sightseeing tour go by on the street and you wave 'just to be nice'?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
guilty...but I don't hang out for too long...the guides are like teachers....they know who belongs, and who doesn't!
Knew you could get away with something, but didn't do it because of a guilty thoughts?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
not guilty...though, my dog did steal a cookie from the bulk bin at the pet store, he ate the evidence....but if they're gonna leave a big open box of cookies at 'dog level' then too bad for them.
Ever take the box 'from the back' because you know the first one on the shelf is the one everybody else has touched/dropped/handled?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
not guilty...though, my dog did steal a cookie from the bulk bin at the pet store, he ate the evidence....but if they're gonna leave a big open box of cookies at 'dog level' then too bad for them.
Ever take the box 'from the back' because you know the first one on the shelf is the one everybody else has touched/dropped/handled?
lol. guilty! I don't always want a man-handled box.
Ever had water spill on the carpet and just through a towel or shirt or some fabric there because you were too lazy to properly clean it up?
Ever go to the drive thru and get a kids meal because you aren't really that hungry and it's cheaper then ordering from the dollar menu? (or is it because you like the toy?)
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
ever have to much to drink, shots of tequila....
and find out the next day you were best friends with leather clad biker chicks and now smoked cigars!!
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ever sneak into another movie after you finished the one you paid for?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever left a flaming bag of poo on someone's front porch
ever pick apples from a neighbors tree because the branches holding said apples were hanging over the fence into your yard...so you figured they were free game?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever complain to the council about your neighbours?
Ever fake that you were putting a coin in the "Samples 25 cents" tin for candy in the grocery store, when actually you were just kind of hitting it so that it make a clangy sound?
Not that I ever did this, mind you.
michael jackson and kids?
NOT GUILTY (RIP MJ)
OJ Simpson?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
ever taken a for sale sign out of one person's yard and placed it in another person's yard without them knowing it? Then they start receiving phone calls about selling their house.
Ever go on a walk, and 'accidentally' kick over a running candidate's sign?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever stolen a street sign?
Ever steal a flashing orange barricade?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever (if you're a girl) tried standing up to pee)
Eats candy bars for breakfast
eat candy bar before bed?
eat candy as soon as you get up?
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
ever walk away from a grocery aisle because it is packed full of people and you don't want to deal with it?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever join a gym and quit 2 or 3 weeks later?
Carry a 2 liter of soda around, lets say to a meeting, and swill from it like it is a personal size 20 oz soda.
Ever see a sightseeing tour go by on the street and you wave 'just to be nice'?
- Christopher McCandless
ever see a sight seeing tour go by and join in to hear what they have to say?
Knew you could get away with something, but didn't do it because of a guilty thoughts?
- Christopher McCandless
ever do something "minor" and then blame it on your child? :oops:
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Ever take the box 'from the back' because you know the first one on the shelf is the one everybody else has touched/dropped/handled?
- Christopher McCandless
lol. guilty! I don't always want a man-handled box.
Ever had water spill on the carpet and just through a towel or shirt or some fabric there because you were too lazy to properly clean it up?
ever go to the grocery store just to have a "lunch" of free samples
Ever go to the drive thru and get a kids meal because you aren't really that hungry and it's cheaper then ordering from the dollar menu? (or is it because you like the toy?)
- Christopher McCandless
ever got to the drive thru just for the dogs
Ever have too much to drink in a public venue and not have anywhere to expel your vomit so you just throw up in a cup, all the way to the rim?
ever have to much to drink, shots of tequila....
and find out the next day you were best friends with leather clad biker chicks and now smoked cigars!!
Ever been siting in a restaurant with your signifigant other and just want to get up and go to the bathroom and leave and never come back? Ever.