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brand spankin new shoes and i need help... dog shit

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited September 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
where are small town beck and comebackgirl?
i have a fashion question.

today i scored a brand new pair of new balance size 12 x4 wide very comfortable cross training shoes.
they were on sale, i think $40.00.

i stepped in dog shit. (left shoe = dog shit up the outer side of shoe in a smeared like motion)
what do i do?
the shoes are 3 hours old.

hose it off?

hurry, please help.
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  • jshinjshin Posts: 1,759
    Water+mild soap+(old)toothbrush
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,679
    just bring them back to the store for a full refund
    don't forget the receipt
    and tell them that this is no way to run a business
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    ed243421 wrote:
    just bring them back to the store for a full refund
    don't forget the receipt
    and tell them that this is no way to run a business
    hahaha, I'll pay you if you do this and videotape it
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    I've occasionally had to clean mud out of my son's shoes. It's the same principle although it's less smelly. :wtf:

    Get to the kitchen sink and run some warm water. First wash the bottom off with some dishsoap and a cleaning sponge, (this should clean off everything except what's buried in the creases of the bottom of the shoe). Then, get an old butterknife and dig out the rest of the mud (dog poo?) crease by crease with the water running on it the whole time. It takes a while, but it cleans it up and then you can wear the shoe again.

    Just be careful to keep the shoe upside down. You don't want the part you put your foot in to get wet and slimy.
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    81 wrote:
    Watch wesr you walk

    LOL! :mrgreen:
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    erm....throw them away. No amount of money is worthing dealing with shit :| :?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i washed them off with the garden hose.
    im good to go,
    thank you all for your help and loving support.

    no returning of shoes, no video taping of shoe return with dog shit scenes.
    none of the good fun stuff.
    im just happy to have clean shoes once again.

    i must say it was weird, looking down at my shoes
    and seeing dog shit smeared up the side of 3 hour old shoes.
    wonderment.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,046
    Hey Chad , this should help in the future. DONT STEP IN DOG SHIT!!!! that is all. :mrgreen:
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