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DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
edited September 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Hola,

Please provide the following:

verb
noun
noun
noun
verb

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DangDang wrote:
    Hola,

    Please provide the following:

    verb
    noun
    noun
    noun
    verb

    Thank you for your continued & supported patronage in this rethread

    boink
    fork
    galoshes
    swamp
    gallop
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    DangDang wrote:
    Hola,

    Please provide the following:

    verb
    noun
    noun
    noun
    verb

    Thank you for your continued & supported patronage in this rethread

    sail
    bottle
    crayon
    hamster
    hit
  • ruggs1996ruggs1996 Posts: 586
    fix
    grievance
    porch
    animal
    breathe
    Camden 2 (2008) 
    Philly 1 and 4 (2009)
    Newark (2010)
    MSG 1 (2010)
    Toronto 1 and 2 (2011)
    Brooklyn 1 and 2 (2013)
    Philly 2 (2013)
    Greenville (2016)
    Columbia (2016)
    MSG 2 (2016)
    Fenway 2 (2016)
    EV NJPAC (2022)
    MSG (2022)
    Denver (2022)
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    spank
    nun
    cactus
    walrus
    run
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    verb dipped
    noun pickle
    noun muffin
    noun whipcream
    verb amazing
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Fucked
    Donkey
    Lube
    Mel gibson
    Hard
    I'll be back
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,679
    with "prison sex" by Tool in mind:

    hurt
    fudge
    highway
    blood
    ejaculate
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,347
    edited September 2010
    verb- creep
    noun- stone
    noun- temple
    noun- pilots
    verb- ride
    Post edited by eeriepadave on
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    lets go for back-to-back blue ribbons...

    fornicate
    colonoscopy
    hijacker
    bald spot
    gyrate
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    fist
    sandals
    monkey
    anvil
    dream
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    swim
    chest
    eyeball
    bucket
    paddle
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Incise
    wolverine
    Tiki Bar
    uterus
    chew
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    *with being trashed in mind :lol:

    face planted
    dog
    huge friggin' rock (of the earth...not to smoke ;) i get trashed, but not down like that 8-) )
    herb
    knocked out
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Walk
    Pencil
    Leg
    Tree
    Run
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    verb = action word
    noun = thing. 3 of 'em.
    verb = action word
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DangDang wrote:
    verb = action word
    noun = thing. 3 of 'em.
    verb = action word

    did i fuk it up again :?
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    verb = action word
    noun = thing. 3 of 'em.
    verb = action word

    did i fuk it up again :?

    No, I can adjust to fit the context, leave it.

    Oh its judgment day on this one...
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DangDang wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    verb = action word
    noun = thing. 3 of 'em.
    verb = action word

    did i fuk it up again :?

    No, I can adjust to fit the context, leave it.

    Oh its judgment day on this one...

    goddamn english language
    im pretty sure i got the verb/noun thing down
    but past/present tense is to be adjusted....

    question: is it more fun b/c we dont know the mad lib ahead of time/where the words we post will go, or is that an oversight?...i'd be better at this if i knew what the rest of the story was...
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    i'd be better at this if i knew what the rest of the story was...

    :wtf: or :wtf: and :wtf:

    with :wtf: for :wtf: because :wtf:
    who? :wtf: forlorn! :wtf:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    twisted thoughts wrote:

    question: is it more fun b/c we dont know the mad lib ahead of time/where the words we post will go, or is that an oversight?...i'd be better at this if i knew what the rest of the story was...

    a mad lib is a silly american game.

    generally, it takes two or more poeple to play.

    one person has the mad lib book. the book contains short little stories with words removed. the person with the book will go thru and fill in these words. they ask the other players for words (noun, verb, adverb, etc)

    once all the blanks are filled in, the book person reads the story back.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Libs
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    81 wrote:
    a mad lib is a silly american game.

    generally, it takes two or more poeple to play.

    one person has the mad lib book. the book contains short little stories with words removed. the person with the book will go thru and fill in these words. they ask the other players for words (noun, verb, adverb, etc)

    once all the blanks are filled in, the book person reads the story back.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Libs

    no one ever taught me how to play by the rules...they just gave me the book...
    i cheated :oops: :oops:
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    DangDang wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    i'd be better at this if i knew what the rest of the story was...

    :wtf: or :wtf: and :wtf:

    with :wtf: for :wtf: because :wtf:
    who? :wtf: forlorn! :wtf:


    Look! A gang of what the fs! Everybody now..>BLINK BLINK wait everybody and>>>BLINK BLINK go everybody and BLINK BLINK wait everybody and BLINK BLINK
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DangDang wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    :wtf: or :wtf: and :wtf:

    with :wtf: for :wtf: because :wtf:
    who? :wtf: forlorn! :wtf:


    Look! A gang of what the fs! Everybody now..>BLINK BLINK wait everybody and>>>BLINK BLINK go everybody and BLINK BLINK wait everybody and BLINK BLINK

    Oh Shit Run!!!
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    There's some doozies here. Anyone can vote. Please vote for three. (1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place) In tallying up, 1st place scores will get 3 points, 2nd place 2, and 3rd place 1 point. Ya know?

    Everyone, please swallow your collective coffee at this time.


    Never boink a gift horse in the fork.
    Don't put all your galoshes in one swamp.
    Every dog gallops his day. (4AND20)

    Never face-plant a gift horse in the dog.
    Don't put all your huge friggin' rocks in one herb.
    Every dog knocks out his day. (TWISTED THOUGHTS)

    Never incsise a gift horse in the wolverine.
    Don't put all your Tiki Bars in one uterus. (editor's note: please balance among all uteri)
    Every dog chews his day. (UNLOST DOGS)

    Never fist a gift horse in the sandals.
    Don't put all your monkeys in one anvil.
    Every dog dreams his day. (DUNKMAN)

    Never fornicate a gift horse in the colonoscopy.
    Don't put all your hijackers in one baldspot.
    Every dog gyrates his day. (KILGORE_TROUT)

    Never creep a gift horse in the stone.
    Don't put all your temples in one pilot.
    Every dog rides his day. (EERIEPADAVE)

    Never hurt a gift horse in the fudge.
    Don't put all your highways in one blood.
    Every dog ejaculates his day. (ED243421)

    Never fuck a gift horse in the donkey.
    Don't put all your lube in one Mel Gibson.
    Every dog hards/hardens his day. (NOTHINGMAN54)

    Never dip a gift horse in the pickle.
    Don't put all your muffins in one whipcream.
    Every dog amazes his day. (81)

    Never spank a gift horse in the nun.
    Don't put all your cactuses(cacti?) in one walrus. (editor's note: porcupine?)
    Every dog runs his day. (YELLOW LEDBELLY)

    Never walk a gift horse in the pencil.
    Don't put all your legs in one tree.
    Every dog runs his day. (BOO BOO)

    Never fix a gift horse in the grievance.
    Don't put all your porches in one animal.
    Every dog breathes his day. (RUGGS1996)

    Never sail a gift horse in the bottle.
    Don't put all your crayons in one hamster. (editors note: EEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWYYYYYYZZ)
    Every dog hits his day. (LOVEONTWOLEGS)
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    wow..
    we collectively sucked at this one

    my vote goes for:

    Never fuck a gift horse in the donkey.
    Don't put all your lube in one Mel Gibson. (:lol::lol:)
    Every dog hards/hardens his day. (NOTHINGMAN54)
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    gonna go with nothingman54

    and yes, they all sucked... but mainly because the mad lib wasn't great... "has" is kind of a weird verb tense to replace with other verbs... oh well

    still fun to play :D
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    "has" is kind of a weird verb tense to replace with other verbs.

    yes, you're right. The best one was the middle one, don't put all your crayons in one hamster, etc. Nothing was funny with that dog one.

    Without redoing, we could put that last verb in here perhaps:

    A stich in time __________nine?
    No.

    How about

    oh, nevermind, I'll save that good one for next time.

    I thought they DIDN'T suck. Hmmpt!
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    I vote for myself again. I am a Madlibs comical genius.

    1st-Loveontwolegs
    2nd-4and20
    3rd-81
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Never sail a gift horse in the bottle.
    Don't put all your crayons in one hamster. (editors note: EEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWYYYYYYZZ)
    Every dog hits his day. (LOVEONTWOLEGS)
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    nothingman54 for the win
    loveontwolgs for place
    nobody for show
    81 is now off the air

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