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DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Contest # 1 Nursery Rhyme

Please Provide the following:

--adjective
--noun
--noun
--noun
--verb

(adjective = desribing word; noun = thing; verb = action)

Winner will be announced at the end of the day
or maybe sooner
or maybe after 20 replies or something like THAT or something.

Go.
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    DangDang wrote:
    Contest # 1 Nursery Rhyme

    Please Provide the following:

    --adjective
    --noun
    --noun
    --noun
    --verb

    (adjective = desribing word; noun = thing; verb = action)

    --adjective- Sweetly
    --noun-Chicken
    --noun-Police Officer
    --noun-Lake
    --verb-Hike
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DangDang wrote:
    Contest # 1 Nursery Rhyme

    Please Provide the following:

    --adjective
    --noun
    --noun
    --noun
    --verb

    (adjective = desribing word; noun = thing; verb = action)

    Winner will be announced at the end of the day
    or maybe sooner
    or maybe after 20 replies or something like THAT or something.

    Go.
    shiny
    stuffed goat
    rubber ball
    shopping cart
    pogo sticking
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    sweaty
    cowboys boots
    possum
    pyrotechnics
    masticate
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    Annoying
    Co-worker
    Pen
    Letter Opener
    Stabbing
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    ANGRY
    Gentleman
    DOG
    CAT
    Child
    Running
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    --adjective - lazy
    --noun - bitch
    --noun - co-worker
    --noun - pms
    --verb - shank
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Boo Boo wrote:
    ANGRY
    Gentleman
    DOG
    CAT
    Child
    Running

    Boo Boo DFD (didn't follow directions)!

    DangDang only needs 5 words...one of yours gots to go! :D
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    --adjective - lazy
    --noun - bitch
    --noun - co-worker
    --noun - pms
    --verb - shank

    :lol: I see we feel the same way about our co-worker.
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Inebriated
    onion
    coonhound
    superhero
    parasail(ing)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Jukee wrote:
    Annoying
    Co-worker
    Pen
    Letter Opener
    Stabbing


    :lol:
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    4and20 wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    ANGRY
    Gentleman
    DOG
    CAT
    Child
    Running

    Boo Boo DFD (didn't follow directions)!

    DangDang only needs 5 words...one of yours gots to go! :D

    sorry my bad..... :oops:

    ANGRY
    Gentleman
    DOG
    CAT
    Running
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,679
    sad
    ghost
    animal
    leash
    smile
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    ed243421 wrote:
    sad
    ghost
    animal
    leash
    smile


    Clever!
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    ed243421 wrote:
    sad
    ghost
    animal
    leash
    smile

    Very nice!
    And I love your avatar. It's currently in my dining room.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Jukee wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    --adjective - lazy
    --noun - bitch
    --noun - co-worker
    --noun - pms
    --verb - shank

    :lol: I see we feel the same way about our co-worker.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    maybe we could make a trade
    put those mofo's together :mrgreen:
    u wanna come to New England or am i gonna have to go to Canada??
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    hairy
    lips
    hand
    toilet paper
    spike
  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    Extravagant
    Dirt bike
    Fort
    Semen speciman
    spill
  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    DangDang wrote:
    Contest # 1 Nursery Rhyme

    --Huge
    --Bucket
    --Bear
    --Vagina
    --Smacking
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I
    Don't
    Get
    It
    ?
    I'll be back
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    I
    Don't
    Get
    It
    ?

    you never played mad libs?

    The __________(noun) walked ___________(adjective) to the __________(noun). _________(name of person in the room) exclaimed ______________(swear word)! I knew ___________(animal) wouldn't be alive......
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    --adjective - lazy
    --noun - bitch
    --noun - co-worker
    --noun - pms
    --verb - shank
    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    edited August 2010
    We Have a Winner!

    There was a lazy woman who lived in a bitch
    she had so many co-workers, she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without pms
    Then whipped them all soundly and shanked them to bed (twisted thoughts)


    Two Honorable Mentions


    There was a shiny woman who lived in a stuffed goat
    she had so many rubber balls she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any shopping carts
    Then whipped them all soundly and pogo-sticked them to bed (4and 20)


    There was a huge woman who lived in a bucket
    she had so many bears she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any vaginas
    Then whipped them all soundly and smacked them to bed (dead man walking)

    Thank you for your participation in this matter
    There'll be more
    Post edited by DangDang on
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    There was a huge woman who lived in a bucket
    she had so many bears she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any vaginas
    Then whipped them all soundly and smacked them to bed (dead man walking)


    this one works out pretty well. :D
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    BinauralJam wrote:
    There was a huge woman who lived in a bucket
    she had so many bears she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any vaginas
    Then whipped them all soundly and smacked them to bed (dead man walking)


    this one works out pretty well. :D

    I think "...who lived in a bitch" was the deciding factor.
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    4and20 wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    I
    Don't
    Get
    It
    ?

    you never played mad libs?

    The __________(noun) walked ___________(adjective) to the __________(noun). _________(name of person in the room) exclaimed ______________(swear word)! I knew ___________(animal) wouldn't be alive......

    Never heard of such a thing. I think I'll just waste my time by smoking a doobie instead. 420
    I'll be back
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    BinauralJam wrote:
    There was a huge woman who lived in a bucket
    she had so many bears she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any vaginas
    Then whipped them all soundly and smacked them to bed (dead man walking)


    this one works out pretty well. :D

    is this one about Boo Boo?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Nicely done, congratulations, TwistedThoughts!

    I wanted to see what mine would look like.

    There was an inebriated woman who lived in an onion
    she had so many coonhounds, she didn't know what to do
    she gave them all supper without any superheroes
    Then whipped them all soundly and parasailed them to bed

    I started out strong with the first two lines, but then it all fell apart for me.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Sweet :D
    My anger finally pays off!!!
    I'll let the co-worker live.....for today at least :twisted:
    Since some of you are having supper without vaginas :( :( :(

    Chad...will you write my thank you speech?? Im not good at this stuff...or maybe we could just ad-lib it :lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



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