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We're Crashing! Oh wait _ nevermind. Carry on.

unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I would not be laughing if I was on that plane...hate flying...

    "Hello this is your captain, please remain calm and seated while this mass grave coffin hurtles thru the air and plunges in the ocean...you're all gonna die in 60 seconds...countdown..."

    "Yes, this you captain again, sorry for the mistake but you are NOT going to die..carry on"

    after landing...

    Flight Attendant: "Thank-you for flying with us, Have a great die..I mean day!"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Anyone know why the let Jo in the cockpit again?? :lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    But you know, there are worse buttons the pilot could have pressed in error:
    1. The "open all the hatches" button
    2. The "shut down all the engines" button
    3. The "pilot ejection seat" button
    4. The "release the wolverines" button

    I'm guessing that after they said "oops, my bad" the line for the bathroom was pretty long and a lot of folks were in need of a change of undergarments.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    LOL...Can you imagine the anger level of having to endure the rest of the flight? I wonder if all the flight attendants got raises for their high level of customer service after that flight..

    "Yes sir you most definitely may have the ENTIRE bottle of scotch!" :lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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