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dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
i don't get the concept? I went when we were in Florida and fully expected to have my ears warmed betwixt some 38GG's... but all it was was waitresses wearing a tight t-shirt and ehhhh that was it.

there was families eating there and everything... like kids about 8 years old.

I hadn't been that dissappointed since someone said to me "you have to watch that James Bond movie called Goldfinger... it's got Pussy Galore in it"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    and the food sucks.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    81 wrote:
    and the food sucks.

    true.. and i was kinda hoping the waitresses would suck.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SCMike10SCMike10 Posts: 195
    I met some friends at a Hooters here in NH a few months back before "hitting the town". The bartender had HUGE breasts...BECAUSE SHE WAS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT!! :o Seriously! That Hooters has since closed.
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  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    I prefer Raisins myself
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    I've been about 4 times 3 times I really enjoyed the steak, last time was shit.


    Girls were pretty attractive, but your right, not the biggest chesticles.
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  • Dirtie_FrankDirtie_Frank Posts: 1,348
    Well the Hooters I have been to have had big chested woman, but I am pretty sure that is not a requirement to work there.
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    dunkman wrote:
    i don't get the concept? I went when we were in Florida and fully expected to have my ears warmed betwixt some 38GG's... but all it was was waitresses wearing a tight t-shirt and ehhhh that was it.

    there was families eating there and everything... like kids about 8 years old.

    I hadn't been that dissappointed since someone said to me "you have to watch that James Bond movie called Goldfinger... it's got Pussy Galore in it"


    I remember sneaking to watching that James Bond movie at the babysitters house because we thought it was going to be dirty. We were a bit let down as well.

    I agree on the Hooters deal, too, and I'm a girl. Nothing really there to look at (but aren't girls always judgmental?).
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Iv never been there. My sister was in one of the hooters calendar one year.
    I'll be back
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Iv never been there. My sister was in one of the hooters calendar one year.
    i have a used hooters calendar.
    do you need one?
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    On Sunday, October 26, 2008, PGA golfer John Daly was taken into protective custody by Winston-Salem police after he was found drunk outside an area Hooters restaurant.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    and the food sucks.

    This is my biggest complaint. sure the whole concept is bullshit, but the food on the commercials looks good, it's tasteless crap!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    UpSideDown wrote:
    I prefer Raisins myself
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    :lol: Great episode! :D


    But yeah...Hooters food sucks ass! Everything is deep fried shit!
    You can get ANYTHING they make at a local sports bar and it's going to be 100x better...even their wings! Which by the way, also suck ass! Hooters wings are utter shit!

    Now, even the chicks are barely hot, and those shorts...while short are totally 80's style.
    The Tilted Kilt (not sure if you guys have it) has slightly better food, with waaaaay hotter chicks in waaay hotter outfits! :D
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,043
    dunkman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and the food sucks.

    true.. and i was kinda hoping the waitresses would suck.
    thats what your wife said!!!! :mrgreen:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,420
    why didn't you just go to a strip club dude?
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    chadwick wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Iv never been there. My sister was in one of the hooters calendar one year.
    i have a used hooters calendar.
    do you need one?

    Sure! I love looking at my half naked sister!
    I'll be back
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    theres a lesson in there somewhere

    steak at Hooters? its a chicken wing place, burgers, bar food is best there. The wings are what most people say rule. It's a Sports Bar/family place that Dads like and Moms can tolerate, that's the best description.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Iv never been there. My sister was in one of the hooters calendar one year.
    i have a used hooters calendar.
    do you need one?

    Sure! I love looking at my half naked sister!


    what year and what month. :D
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  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    i actually enjoy the food....
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    I remember going to one right around Halloween and all the staff were wearing sexy Halloween costumes, man or man, talk about over stimulated :oops:
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    The have THE best wings there, but sadly all the Hooters around me have closed down. If you really want soft porn, you have to go to a topless bar; Hooters is considered a family restaurant.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The have THE best wings there, but sadly all the Hooters around me have closed down. If you really want soft porn, you have to go to a topless bar; Hooters is considered a family restaurant.


    I' m not surprised they are closing down... they are called Hooters so i fully expected to see some titties... what i didnt expect to see was Brad and his family chowing down on some $20 meal for them all.

    Calling a family restaurants Hooters is disgraceful... almost as disgraceful as the time i started a gas company and called it Zyklon B... i've always wondered why that never took off.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,420
    dunkman wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The have THE best wings there, but sadly all the Hooters around me have closed down. If you really want soft porn, you have to go to a topless bar; Hooters is considered a family restaurant.


    I' m not surprised they are closing down... they are called Hooters so i fully expected to see some titties... what i didnt expect to see was Brad and his family chowing down on some $20 meal for them all.

    Calling a family restaurants Hooters is disgraceful... almost as disgraceful as the time i started a gas company and called it Zyklon B... i've always wondered why that never took off.


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  • Brain of mJBrain of mJ Posts: 786
    Tilted Kilt is superior in my opinion.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    and the food sucks.

    You've got that right. If they have anything to lean back on, it's the wings...and the fact that they sell beer. With that said, the wings are no where near what I'd call "the best I've had".
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Jeagler wrote:
    why didn't you just go to a strip club dude?

    The tips are cheaper at Hooters. 8-)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Brain of mJ wrote:
    Tilted Kilt is superior in my opinion.


    it has kilt in the title... so of course it's superior.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Jeagler wrote:
    why didn't you just go to a strip club dude?


    Hooters was just along the road from our hotel... and it was me and the wife... I was hoping it would be a bit saucier than it was... and i truly never expected to see families with young kids eating there. :?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,839
    The Jeagler wrote:
    why didn't you just go to a strip club dude?

    And by the sounds of the other posts, the food might even be better at the strip club :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,420
    BLACK35 wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    why didn't you just go to a strip club dude?

    And by the sounds of the other posts, the food might even be better at the strip club :lol:
    mmmmmmm..fur burgers :lol:

    the food's awful at hooters. not even a fan of the wings. i don't like how they have the full wing still attached. makes it difficult to eat.

    some hooters are better than others, quality wise. it is what it is...

    i will always have a fond memory of the hooters in kop though. by default me and my friends ended up going there for night 2 of game 5 a couple years ago (world series). our waitress was pretty hot. and she had 4 bottles of champaign delivered to our table RIGHT when lidge struck out hinkse. she could not have better timing. it was perfect. we may have left her the greatest tip in the history of that restaurant. what a night

    dunk---do a little research next time! :mrgreen:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    Brain of mJ wrote:
    Tilted Kilt is superior in my opinion.

    Yeah, and the chicks are much hotter too! :D
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