Boy blistered after licking used condom...

dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Just say no to the Triple Dog Dare
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Just say no to the Triple Dog Dare

    :lol::lol:

    My biggest question is his age...because children maybe 3 or younger are very prone to putting whatever in their mouth. I'm willing to bet however, that this is not that easy...
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    This reeks of "Finger in the Chili".
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    This reeks of "Finger in the Chili".

    Touche...I think it also reeks of disgust as no one else is posting. :lol:
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    This reeks of "Finger in the Chili".

    Touche...I think it also reeks of disgust as no one else is posting. :lol:

    Amen. This one is SOOO good. No facial herpes crack yet? WTF is wrong with the board? I'm so disappointed and think I might burst like a blister.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I think it's because we're all afraid of Kat or I'd be making all sorts of jokes.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    zchick wrote:
    I think it's because we're all afraid of Kat or I'd be making all sorts of jokes.

    True that.
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    :lol:

    NICE
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  • OMG How horrible & disgusting. That poor child.... :?
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  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    i think granny should be a little more carefull about where her johns throw the used ones
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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    this is almost as gross as the ookie cookie


    (goes to toilet to throw up dinner now) :sick:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Reminds me of the time last winter when I was staying at an Econolodge in New Hampshire. Was up there competing with the dogs in an agility trial. I was watching TV, about ready to turn in for the night, when Tessie the puppy came out from under the bed with a condom wrapper and a foil-wrapped chocolate heart. (It was around Valentine's Day.) I made myself check under the bed but nothing else was there.

    She was so proud of her little self. I think she thought she was bringing me a present and she couldn't understand why I was less than delighted.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    The picture they had showed a fat kid, clearly he was hungry and needed a protien infusion
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    81 wrote:
    The picture they had showed a fat kid, clearly he was hungry and needed a protien infusion

    That fat kid with the grandmother who's freely giving her name to worldwide media, isn't going to be heckled to death when he gets older...

    It's enough to make a toddler start smoking.
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  • haffajappahaffajappa Posts: 5,955
    So gross................
    Whats that about lawsuits... they're going to sue the hotel?
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    haffajappa wrote:
    So gross................
    Whats that about lawsuits... they're going to sue the hotel?
    right? i mean, its their fault for not properly cleaning the room... but the kid should've known better than to put some mysterious liquid filled balloon in his mouth :?

    its the cardinal rule of childhood... if you dont know what it is, dont put it in your mouth
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  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    81 wrote:
    The picture they had showed a fat kid, clearly he was hungry and needed a protien infusion

    That fat kid with the grandmother who's freely giving her name to worldwide media, isn't going to be heckled to death when he gets older...

    It's enough to make a toddler start smoking.
    i wonder if his nickname will be RubberNecker
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    klusterfuk wrote:
    81 wrote:
    The picture they had showed a fat kid, clearly he was hungry and needed a protien infusion

    That fat kid with the grandmother who's freely giving her name to worldwide media, isn't going to be heckled to death when he gets older...

    It's enough to make a toddler start smoking.
    i wonder if his nickname will be RubberNecker

    Central Bumfuck High School, Class of 2027 Senior Prom: Little Johnny RubberNecker arrives at Susie Cupcake's house to escort her to the dance.

    Susie: "Mom, Dad, meet my date, Johnny RubberNecker."
    Mrs. Cupcake: :shock:
    Mr. Cupcake: "Aren't you the fucker who drank the condom? You sick little shit! Get away from my daughter!"
    Johnny: :oops: :cry:
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  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    Johnny RubberNecker sounds like a b-side
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    Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!


  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    This thread is useless without pics.


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    I'll be back
  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    This thread is useless without pics.


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    well played
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  • PJFAN13PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    "Granny, the tapioca I found in this hair crusted balloon on the floor next to the potty sure doesn't taste like your puddin'..."

    :lol:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    kids do tend to copy their parents. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    klusterfuk wrote:
    Johnny RubberNecker sounds like a b-side

    An interesting improv of Johnny Guitar??

    Although I bet Johnny RubberNecker won't have women sitting on his knees.
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,027
    dcfaithful wrote:
    klusterfuk wrote:
    Johnny RubberNecker sounds like a b-side

    An interesting improv of Johnny Guitar??

    Although I bet Johnny RubberNecker won't have women sitting on his knees.
    little further up the lap.
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  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    Never staying at that hotel.

    That is horrible.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,273
    That is totally sick i can't stop gaggin ...
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    mickeyrat wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    klusterfuk wrote:
    Johnny RubberNecker sounds like a b-side

    An interesting improv of Johnny Guitar??

    Although I bet Johnny RubberNecker won't have women sitting on his knees.
    little further up the lap.

    :clap::clap::clap::clap: Nice.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i'm pretty sure i'd be upset if that were my kid.
    also, that is disgusting and horrible and and and
    and and and and and and and and and and and and

    holy shit
    and and and and and and and and and and and and
    holy toledo
    and
    holy smokes
    and and and and
    holy moly
    and
    holy crap and
    fuck that
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